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Rin has taken up drinking


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2015 Dec 23, 11:26am   16,453 views  37 comments

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From my other thread ...
Rin says

WTF, I have to now attend two Christmas gatherings on the 25th!

For one of them, I have a platonic female friend as a companion but now, for the second one, I need to pay a companionship escort service, $300/hr for short notice and the fact that it's a holiday. And what's pathetic about it is that there's no boinking involved as it's legit and of course, in America. If this were Australia, I could have killed two birds with one stone.

All I wanted for Christmas was to sleep for the entire 25th of December and I can't even have that.

Seriously, I'm going to take a sick day in Jan, fly (not drive to Montreal), bang like crazy and then, fly into work the following morning.

Here's the story ... since I'd decided to become this faux philanthropic BS artist for my firm, I'd been working more or less, 7 days per week. Now, as a result of being a total and complete lying sack of shit, I'm always on the clock. I'm doing all of this, to gain admissions to half of the top 25 medical schools in the country, which either require their students to be perfect students a/o perfect ass kissers. I'm doing something unique in the sense that I'm a perfect *money man*, in other words, a rich ass kisser. This is sometimes referred to as a George Bush/Al Gore/John Kerry/(Some) Kennedy admissions technique.

Right now, I'm so irate that I don't want to drive anymore. I've hired a livery service, at some ~$40/hr, to shuttle me from place to place. As a result, I can drink to my heart's content since it'll avoid me getting a DUI. Right now, I'm sipping on some Tangueray Gin, while posting this.

And that's about it. Today, I only look forward to getting buzzed.

All I ever wanted was to be born rich, study what I want, and bang whores from around the world. Instead, as a middle class guy, I'm a bozo who needs to follow society's nonsense make oneself enough money to never have to deal with society again.

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1   MisdemeanorRebel   2015 Dec 23, 11:55am  

You better schedule some vacation time in Asia or South America.

2   Shaman   2015 Dec 23, 12:00pm  

Maybe she will give you a pity fuck, or at least an indecent proposal 😈

3   B.A.C.A.H.   2015 Dec 23, 12:42pm  

Rin, I know someone who's as cynical as you (miserable, too). Unfortunately that person has a family to share/impose the misery.
Kudos to you for keeping it to yourself.

4   Booger   2015 Dec 23, 12:55pm  

I want pics of the $300/hr escort.

5   Rin   2015 Dec 23, 1:21pm  

Booger says

I want pics of the $300/hr escort.

Nothing out of the ordinary, at best, a Linda Hamilton (original Terminator) facsimile.

Why do you think that I hate living in America?

6   anonymous   2015 Dec 23, 1:26pm  

Rin says

Nothing out of the ordinary, at best, a Linda Hamilton (original Terminator) facsimile.

300 bucks for feathered hair? wow.

7   Rin   2015 Dec 23, 1:33pm  

landtof says

300 bucks for feathered hair? wow.

Holiday rates and USA, what else would you expect? This isn't Australia you know?

www.youtube.com/embed/tzmggUAqePY

8   zzyzzx   2015 Dec 23, 2:16pm  

Rin says

Nothing out of the ordinary, at best, a Linda Hamilton (original Terminator) facsimile.

Why do you think that I hate living in America?

Go alone.

9   Rin   2015 Dec 23, 2:32pm  

zzyzzx says

Go alone.

Can't go to a Christmas gathering w/o a date, esp when you're suppose to be a financier.

Sure, I'd love to go alone but then, you're a stereotype of a loser American professional ... all work and no chicks.

The world expects to see you with a woman, whether or not you like her.

10   Rin   2015 Dec 23, 2:33pm  

BTW, I just had a 1/2 pint of Gin.

11   B.A.C.A.H.   2015 Dec 23, 2:44pm  

Rin, you need to move out of Your World, to the Bay Area perhaps, where No Body has any expectation of whether you have a companion, or the gender of one if you do.

Any only half a pint? You're just barely getting started.

12   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2015 Dec 23, 2:55pm  

You need to learn to get a date. String them along. Plenty of other guys do it without the money. Everyone has fun. Win win. Boink boink.

13   Rin   2015 Dec 23, 2:57pm  

B.A.C.A.H. says

Any only half a pint? You're just barely getting started.

I had 1/2 pint for breakfast and another 1/2, for lunch. I need to pace myself, if I don't want to make a fool of myself in front of a crowd.

Seriously, George Thorogood's "I Drink Alone", needs a new chapter ...

www.youtube.com/embed/lpzqQst-Sg8

14   B.A.C.A.H.   2015 Dec 23, 3:52pm  

Ironman, who might that troll be?
You perhaps?
(It's his thread).

15   marcus   2015 Dec 23, 3:52pm  

Hey Rin. If you aren't an hideously unattractive man, I think you might learn something about what those $300/hr escorts are willing to do for their money. At least that's what I've heard. Yep right here in the U.S. of A. I really don't think you should have to go to Canada to find what you're looking for.

16   B.A.C.A.H.   2015 Dec 23, 3:53pm  

Marcus, who did you hear it from?
The escorts?

17   Rin   2015 Dec 23, 3:57pm  

marcus says

Hey Rin. If you aren't an hideously unattractive man, I think you might learn something about what those $300/hr escorts are willing to do for their money. At least that's what I've heard. Yep right here in the U.S. of A. I really don't think you should have to go to Canada to find what you're looking for.

Marcus ... ever heard of the word, 'entrapment'? When in Yankeeville, play by the rules.

18   Patrick   2015 Dec 23, 4:11pm  

Quigley says

😈

cool, i didn't even know such a character could be typed. did you just find it somewhere and paste it?

19   Patrick   2015 Dec 23, 4:21pm  

Rin says

Today, I only look forward to getting buzzed.

getting buzzed is definitely one of the great pleasures of life, as long as you don't cross the hangover line. i'm convinced that most of the harm done by drinking is actually due to all the bad shit that happens once you go past your body's ability to metabolize the alcohol as fast as you're drinking it. for me, three drinks is perfect. four is just past the line and comes with a cost, which rapidly escalates past four drinks.

except, honest to god, i'm sure that eating asparagus extends drinking ability quite a bit. i can have maybe 5 drinks with no hangover if i've recently had enough asparagus to make my piss smell funny. others have noticed it too: http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2012-12/asparagus-prevents-hangovers-incredibly-useful-study-finds

20   Ceffer   2015 Dec 23, 4:40pm  

Better watch out, the escort may sue you for palimony! This is America, after all!

Remember the ancient wisdom, never drink at Christmas or New Year's parties with the bosses or co-workers around, no matter what every body else is doing.

If you get blotto on the way home in the limo and puke in the escort's cleavage, that's OK.

21   Tenpoundbass   2015 Dec 23, 7:24pm  


except, honest to god, i'm sure that eating asparagus extends drinking ability quite a bit. i can have maybe 5 drinks with no hangover if i've recently had enough asparagus to make my piss smell funny.

Thanks for the tip.
I used to could drink a 6 pack of New Castle in about 5 hour time with no neggative affect the next day.
Now I drink more than 3 in aday I'll feel like I've been fighting the flu for a week the next few days.

22   MMR   2015 Dec 23, 9:45pm  

Rin says

which either require their students to be perfect students a/o perfect ass kissers

being a perfect ass kisser helps only if the first condition has been met. One is not a substitute for another unless you are a Kennedy; e.g. William Kennedy Smith

23   MMR   2015 Dec 23, 9:51pm  

Rin says

I'm doing something unique in the sense that I'm a perfect *money man*, in other words, a rich ass kisser. This is sometimes referred to as a George Bush/Al Gore/John Kerry/(Some) Kennedy admissions technique.

This is an intriguing strategy; I'm sure given your scores, it will put you over the top for admissions, but looking at the bigger picture, how will being a med school graduate who has fundraising skills/contacts help you with your 'bigger picture' vision; i.e conducting research without having to beg others for money and publish biased stuff and all the other things you are doing?

24   Rin   2015 Dec 24, 3:32pm  

MMR says

This is an intriguing strategy; I'm sure given your scores, it will put you over the top for admissions, but looking at the bigger picture, how will being a med school graduate who has fundraising skills/contacts help you with your 'bigger picture' vision; i.e conducting research without having to beg others for money and publish biased stuff and all the other things you are doing?

Here's the thing, an institute, a.k.a. The Rin Center for Applied Chemistry/Engineering Sciences, doesn't have to be an actual physical building with all the overhead of running a facility. One can have it be a virtual office but then, rent out sections of various labs, to get the actual hands on work done.

Since I'll be cashing out my equity, I'll be living off the dividends of my combo of tobacco/food stuff/whiskey equities, which will give me enough me to both, finance my regular life, plus pay rent on these facilities. Of course, since I'll be helping donors and organizations get involved in creating research centers, hospital wings, and all that jazz, getting a future medical or university section to cordon off a piece of a *Rin Center*, isn't a big deal. It's like having an aegis over a custodian's closet but in this case, one with an HPLC, Spectrometer, some freezers, centrifuges, etc.

Basically, as long as building management sees some rent money, they don't care who's there.

25   Rin   2015 Dec 25, 12:37pm  

Finished my first stupid Christmas gathering!

Now, I'm at a hotel room, drinking a few nips of Gin, doing a bit of exercise, and getting ready for the next BS gathering.

*Linda Hamilton* will be showing up in an hour and then, we're on the way to the next useless gathering of idiots.

Seriously, the 'Christmas Carol' and 'The Grinch Who Stole Christmas' got it all wrong. The holiday season is all about manipulating ppl's emotions.

26   lalalala   2015 Dec 26, 5:39pm  

Rin says

marcus says

Hey Rin. If you aren't an hideously unattractive man, I think you might learn something about what those $300/hr escorts are willing to do for their money. At least that's what I've heard. Yep right here in the U.S. of A. I really don't think you should have to go to Canada to find what you're looking for.

Marcus ... ever heard of the word, 'entrapment'? When in Yankeeville, play by the rules.

This Rin dude is so paralyzed by his fear of women, that not only he can't find a date for a free fuck, he can't even fuck a whore he's buying for the evening. Every time he has blue balls he has to run out of the country like a little bitch and pay through the nose to get his wiener massaged. Pathetic.

27   Rin   2015 Dec 26, 5:45pm  

lalalala says

and pay through the nose

Actually, it's cheaper up in Canada, between $180 and $250/hr, and for higher quality.

Once again, another man, brainwashed by Yankeeville's Feminazis.

Also, did you know that Montreal is only 5 hours from Central and Eastern MA?

Plus, it's a first world country?

28   Rin   2015 Dec 26, 5:51pm  

lalalala says

for a free fuck

Do you mean like Kobe Bryant, a dozen years ago back in Colorado?

I think that faux rape charge costed him a cool million dollars.

29   lalalala   2015 Dec 26, 6:37pm  

Rin says

lalalala says

for a free fuck

Do you mean like Kobe Bryant, a dozen years ago back in Colorado?

I think that faux rape charge costed him a cool million dollars.

Here are his fears on full display, ladies and gentlemen. Some millionaire basketball player got accused of a rape and our little nobody Rin is so scared, he probably can't get it up while on this side of the border.

30   Strategist   2015 Dec 26, 6:40pm  

Rin says

lalalala says

for a free fuck

Do you mean like Kobe Bryant, a dozen years ago back in Colorado?

I think that faux rape charge costed him a cool million dollars.

More like $5 million.

Rin says

Rin has taken up drinking

What are we drinking Rin? You bring the gals, I bring the booze. And it's party party party.

31   Rin   2015 Dec 26, 6:43pm  

lalalala says

Here are his fears on full display, ladies and gentlemen.

Strategist just answered your question ...

Strategist says

More like $5 million.

I think losing that amount of cash is something to be concerned with. Or lalala, does your family have 100s of millions to part with?

32   Rin   2015 Dec 26, 6:45pm  

Strategist says

What are we drinking Rin? You bring the gals, I bring the booze. And it's party party party.

No problem ... we just set up camp, only 20 mins north from the VT border in Montreal. Lots of hotties, none of whom, look like a sagging Linda Hamilton.

33   lalalala   2015 Dec 26, 6:47pm  

Rin says

does your family have 100s of millions of part with?

Yeah, the sky is falling, you pathetic little chicken.

34   zzyzzx   2015 Dec 26, 8:08pm  

Rin says

, I need to pay a companionship escort service, $300/hr

35   MisdemeanorRebel   2015 Dec 27, 9:22am  

lalalala says

Yeah, the sky is falling, you pathetic little chicken.

Hey, moron! I see you've made yet another obnoxious asshole single sentence post, as most of your "comments" are.

36   Tenpoundbass   2015 Dec 27, 9:26am  

Rin says

none of whom, look like a sagging Linda Hamilton.

So your date ended up looking like Linda's Mom?

37   Rin   2015 Dec 27, 1:58pm  

Tenpoundbass says

So your date ended up looking like Linda's Mom?

Today, it's the 27th of December ... so I barely remember her.

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