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turtledove says

And no, I'm not going to put up a picture.

marcus says

But I think her biggest success is in selling "twerkout" lessons, video, youtube etc. That is for women that want to work out that way

Coming soon to a gym near you: Lots of overweight women shaking their booties and aggressively screaming incomprehensible phrases. Oh wait, we already have that at any gym. It's called Zumba Pump-n-Dump or something like that. But in any case, twerkout will set an all-time record in women shaking the bejesus out of their booties right in your face, all the while screaming about you objectifying them. Time to set off the lunk alarm (google it if you didn't get the joke). Also, keep in mind, they are not doing it for you (especially not for YOU), they are doing it for themselves (at your expense, but they never actually say that out loud).

By the way, if you won't allow your wife to go to twerking class, you are abusive and controlling (cf other thread, night soon go to jail for 5 years http://patrick.net/?p=1288024 ). But if YOU want to go, or want to come and watch, you are Patriarchical Pervert, also known as a PP, pronounced Pee-Pee.

Did I cover all the bases and angles, here?

But the twerkout shall also pass, but not until the patrons have outgrown the activity, and only grammas twerk anymore.

I predict the next fad will be: Bhurka Booty Bhurk-out. I'm not kidding. Full veil-dancing and everything.

Sometimes I think I should be a freaking stand-up comedian. Any decent comedian could get at least a 5 minute routine out of the above. Maybe need some props, like an android lunk-alarm app to go with it.

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justme says

Did I cover all the bases and angles, here?

Why do you think that I workout at home, with my own equipment? I don't need a bunch of garbage while I'm getting in shape.

Rin says

here's a photoshopped jpeg of Natalie Portman with breast implants ...

I'm friends with her parents, so be nice. Her dad has an infertility practice, too.

turtledove says

I'm friends with her parents, so be nice. Her dad has an infertility practice, too.

A number of Bostonians had said that she was high maintenance, while she was studying at Harvard.

I guess the combination of being an A-list Hollywood star with an Ivy label, went to her head.

Rin says

I guess the combination of being an A-list Hollywood star with an Ivy label, went to her head.

They are good peeps. She was just young, I'm sure. I've never met her, but her father, Avner, is really a cool, down-to-Earth, hard working guy.

Rin says

Just to cross link the Star Wars thread with this one, here's a photoshopped jpeg of Natalie Portman with breast implants ...

Yeah. Somehow doesn't work.

I was watching Return of the Jedi the other day and I noticed that CIC's wife was one of the dancers in Jabba's palace.

Natalie Portman's fake boobs look like a Kardashian butt.

Is this celebrity cross-pollination?