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End the Intelligence Gap


               
2016 Jan 6, 9:13pm   1,090 views  4 comments

by Dan8267   follow (4)  

End the gap in intelligence between higher functioning animals and conservatives. Spade or neuter your conservative today.

Although neutering a conservative usually results in less aggressive behavior, some conservatives like Call It Crazy, have been known to become more hostile after neutering due to pent up sexual frustration. If that happens, simply take your conservative to a petting zoo and let him engage in vigorous intercourse with the sheep. Be sure to use male sheep as conservatives like CIC can only be on the receiving end of intercourse due to their non-functional penises.

#IDrinkYourMilkshake #BaaMeansNo #Misc

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1   Ceffer   2016 Jan 6, 10:15pm  

Doesn't even look like the liberals made the chart. Are they negative?

2   Dan8267   2016 Jan 6, 10:25pm  

Don't be silly. Cats are liberals. Dogs are conservative. The pencil is the Tea Party.

3   Ceffer   2016 Jan 6, 10:54pm  

Oh, I see, it's an INVERSE graph!

4   Dan8267   2016 Jan 6, 11:35pm  

100 is higher than zero. I know, it's a math thing, and conservatives are good at math, history, economics, governing, tying their shoes, not having gay affairs in airport bathrooms, staying faithful to their wives, keeping their daughters out of Girls Gone Wild videos, etc.

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