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Dan8267
2016 Feb 12, 10:03pm
the last time she looked over at Mr. Johnson, he had his penis exposed outside of his pants and was physically masturbating.
As oppose to the verbal masturbation that CIC spews on this site?
Tenpoundbass
2016 Feb 13, 11:47am
This is what daily commutes will be all about when the Google cars hits the road.
"OK Google follow that Blonde!"
Ceffer
2016 Feb 13, 3:13pm
Yeah, 63 and still fwapping!
It could be the new Saturn advertising campaign: "Saturn, the Viagra of Automobiles!"
lostand confused
2016 Feb 13, 3:44pm
She looked and saw him masturbating-ok gross, but am trying to picture it-if she is driving in front, how did she see him masturbate, unless he was over the wheel or something?
Ceffer
2016 Feb 13, 4:01pm
She looked and saw him masturbating-ok gross, but am trying to picture it-if she is driving in front, how did she see him masturbate, unless he was over the wheel or something?
Maybe it's the feminist Napoleonic Code. All men are presumed to be masturbating unless definitively proven to be NOT masturbating.
Dan8267
2016 Feb 15, 10:25am
A Georgia motorist was masturbating when he plowed his vehicle into a van that had stopped at an intersection, police report.
According to cops, Donald Marvin Johnson, 63, was “physically distracted†while driving his Saturn Ion Monday morning in Martinez, an Augusta suburb.
Johnson, was “following too closely†when he rear-ended a Chevrolet Astro van.
Did they have to use the phrase "rear-ended"?
Ceffer
2016 Feb 15, 10:33am
Did they have to use the phrase "rear-ended"?
Pretty wimpy. Rear pile driven would have been more apropos.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/distracted-driver-busted-642930
Masturbating driver plows into van
FEBRUARY 11--A Georgia motorist was masturbating when he plowed his vehicle into a van that had stopped at an intersection, police report.
According to cops, Donald Marvin Johnson, 63, was “physically distracted” while driving his Saturn Ion Monday morning in Martinez, an Augusta suburb.
Johnson, was “following too closely” when he rear-ended a Chevrolet Astro van.
As detailed in a Columbia County Sheriff's Office report, driver Ricartia McBride, 28, told police that she saw Johnson's car “swerving and driving recklessly” before the crash, adding that his vehicle “almost hit her two or three times.”
McBride, cops reported, said that, “the last time she looked over at Mr. Johnson, he had his penis exposed outside of his pants and was physically masturbating.”
Johnson was arrested for public indecency and following too closely and booked into the Columbia County jail, where he is being held on $11,200 bond.
According to court records, Johnson was previously convicted of public indecency in 2008, a bust that came after he was spotted masturbating behind the wheel.
The incident report describes Johnson as right handed, and notes that no weapon or tool was used during the commission of the alleged crime.
#masturbating #masturbate #humor