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I'm glad she has the Electorate, she got those while everyone else was out campaigning. She was driving around the country in her soccer mom mini van meeting delegates and buying them lunch at Panera Bakery. It's not even November and she's already got every Delegate in her pocket.
http://www.theonion.com/article/hillary-clinton-to-nation-do-not-fuck-this-up-for--38416
wow that was from April 12, 2015
She wasn't even really technically running then. But she was out busting heads and making sure all of the delegates know which side of bread has cheddar.
Hillary, always on the vanguard of Civil Liberties and Human Rights. The first to take up a banner of progress. Never halting and delaying until the issue already has a plurality of support.
www.youtube.com/embed/fZkK2_6H9MM
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DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says
The Goldwater girl will garrote Sanders in a parking lot of a Knights of Columbus screaming, "FILTHY FUCKING KIKE, DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE" while her husband eats a scooter pie and fucks a catering waitress doggie style while she is sprawled, face first over a dumpster.
Admit it: once she does this, you'll vote for her.
DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says
Only if she cleans out the waitress with her tongue when Bill is done with her.
They can then share a damp cigar.
Few appreciate what Clinton's Rabelasian presidency has done for America. For example, we don't have to explain oral to kids anymore - since Monica, they get it.
Harding liked to get some on the side, and Kennedy (google “Pamela Turnure" - holy shit) stressed continuity in his personal habits during his presidency. But the Roosevelt White House is the best approximation to a free-love hippy commune we've yet seen. Hell, Eleanor was a bigger pussy hound than Franklin.
. But the Roosevelt White House is the best approximation to a free-love hippy commune we've yet seen. Hell, Eleanor was a bigger pussy hound than Franklin.
That would be consistent with all he other FUBAR things this prez did...
DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says
while her husband eats a scooter pie and fucks a catering waitress doggie style while she is sprawled, face first over a dumpster.
A Southern Gentleman would at least drape her over the hood of the car instead of the dumpster. Bill is clearly no gentleman.
Hillary's ego will ruin the Democrats this year.
I've been saying this for weeks now. Sanders is not only more in tune with the base, he's more Electable. Here is the Intercept on the matter:
https://theintercept.com/2016/02/24/with-trump-looming-should-dems-take-a-huge-electability-gamble-by-nominating-hillary-clinton/
Anybody: Biden, Jerry Brown, anybody could whoop every Republican candidate and strongly contest Trump. Instead, the Clintons are running the show and imposing themselves on the process. This is her last chance, and Hashimoto's be damned, she is claiming what is hers by right of putting up with that Jackass Bill for decades.
The Onion is closer to the truth than any other media:
http://www.theonion.com/article/hillary-clinton-to-nation-do-not-fuck-this-up-for--38416