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zzyzzx says

listing 3,457 “excessive, prohibited, and impermissible contributions.”

OMG 3457 out of 2.5 million. That's like what .01% or so? One donation out of 10,000. It's a tidal wave of corruption. Amazing funny to see all the right wingnuts who crapping their pants about bernie coming up with so much meaningless trivia.

My god how the money rolls in

(ed: sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean")

My father makes book on the corner,
My mother makes illicit gin.
My sister sells kisses to sailors,
My God how the money rolls in.

*Chorus*

Rolls in , rolls in,
My God how the money rolls in, rolls in.
Rolls in, rolls in, rolls in,
My God how the money rolls in.

(Chorus)

My mother's a bawdy house keeper,
Every night when the evening grows dim.
She hangs out a little red lantern,
My God how the money rolls in.

(Chorus)

My sister's a barmaid in Sydney,
For a shilling she'll strip to the skin.
She's stripping from morning to midnight,
My God how the money rolls in.

(Chorus)

My brother's a poor missionary,
He saves fallen women from sin.
He'll save you a blonde for a guinea,
My God how the money rolls in.

(Chorus)

My Grandad sells cheap prophylactics,
And punctures the teats with a pin.
For Grandma gets rich from abortions,
My God how the money rolls in.

(Chorus)

Uncle Joe is a registered plumber,
His business in holes and in tin.
He'll plug up your hole for a tanner,
My God how the money rolls in.

(Chorus)

Aunt Mary makes deals with the milkman,
The mailman and newsboy named Ben.
For a piece of pie and Aunt Mary,
My God how the money rolls in.

(Chorus)

Uncle Tommy was once in a prison,
Where he was a joy to the men,
Now he bends over for business,
My God how the money rolls in.

(Chorus)

Aunt Joan keeps a girl's seminary,
Teaching young girls to begin.
She doesn't say where they will finish,
My God how the money rolls in.

(Chorus)

Distributing free acid and mescaline is NOT a political contribution.

Ironman says

bob2356 says

about bernie coming

and look who shows up, the non-bernie supporter (yeah right)... now your talking about bernie coming, are you on your knees again in front of him?

Nope, I'm laughing my ass off at all the right wingnuts like you and zzz sitting in their brown gooey underwear thinking they've discovered the secrets to the universe when all they have discovered is the sun rises in the east.

No need to support bernie. All campaigns have contributions that need to be returned. Last presidential election it was 1.6 percent. Makes bernie look pretty good at .01%. It's really too bad you don't know enough about the election process or math to be aware of or understand how all this works.

Just because you are into homosexuality, necrophilia, and bestiality doesn't mean everyone else is. You need to stop projecting your pathologies onto other people.

Keep up the bernie posts, I need the laughs.