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Women rejoice, your hot felon is now a model


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2016 Mar 11, 1:20am   2,619 views  5 comments

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Yes, our society is completely sane. Now go buy whatever this guy is hocking.

A criminal dubbed the world's hottest felon has landed himself a modelling contract after he was released from prison.

Jeremy Meeks gained worldwide fame when his mug shot went viral, as women swooned over the man who'd stolen their hearts.

But Meeks also admitted to illegally possessing a gun, and in February 2015 he was jailed for 27 months.

He has now been released and posted on his Instagram page that he's been snapped up by a modelling agency thanks to his unique look.

The tattooed model has signed up to White Cross Management after the agency's owner Jim Jordan wanted to give him a 'second chance'. [And by second chance, we mean we want to make money off this goldmine.]

So kids, if you want to be rich, successful, and adored by women, follow in this guys footsteps. He's worth far more than any engineer, scientist, teacher, or even the guy who finds a cure for cancer.

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1   Patrick   2016 Mar 11, 2:05am  

i just noted here that what the felon has is the ability to control other men through fear.

women are simply biologically programmed to feel sexual attraction for a man who can control other men. control via money came much later in our evolution than control via fear. both are attractive from the woman's point of view, but control via fear is more primal and thus more sexual.

from basic evolutionary theory, women who could get a strong man to protect them and their children were more likely to have surviving offspring. women who picked weak men lost to women who picked strong men.

it's pointless to argue with such tendencies in women, just like it's pointless for women to argue with men's preference for indicators of fertility, like youth and large, well-formed breasts. feminists would make the analogous argument to yours: men are stupid for being attracted to such things. but feminist complaint makes zero difference to what men are actually attracted to.

so maybe what we need is a program to get engineers and scientists to work out and develop bad boy attitudes - just the opposite of what feminists say they want - for the good of our biological future.

2   georgeliberte   2016 Mar 11, 7:29am  

Sadly ladies, bad boys are not misunderstood, they are just asshats. Any woman stupid enough to get involved with someone like this will get what she deserves- misery.

4   elliemae   2016 Mar 11, 10:19am  

But he's so pretty. I mean, except the teardrop tattoo that will be removed, the fact that he's in a gang, has a violent past. This is a train wreck waiting to happen.

5   Ceffer   2016 Mar 11, 10:54am  

Life will just be one endless conjugal visit for him now!

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