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Better get those sassy sproingers powdered for the photo op. You have the Patnet Pervs on the dumb stick beacon, they won't rest until they have the goods.

turtledove says

Better get those sassy sproingers powdered for the photo op. You have the Patnet Pervs on the dumb stick beacon, they won't rest until they have the goods.

First things, first. We have to get Trump nominated. The establishment powers are coming out of the woodwork to ensure that this doesn't happen. They are going to try to force a "compromise candidate" on us. Remember, "the voters don't choose the candidate, the party chooses the candidate."

Just hope there's no downturn. That is, for Trump, I mean, ahem, cough!

This is Utterly revealing!

Wow TurtleDove. I'm kind of gaining respect and losing respect for you at the same time here. I'm such a pushover when it comes to some things.

I'm thinking you wouldn't be offering this if the idea didn't maybe, you know, turn you on in some way. Is there some way I could get my email or phone number (for text) to you, and we could maybe just skip the whole "if Trump is nominated part ?"

About Trump, I am surprised to see you're for him. Reminds me of the last square of a cartoon I saw the other day. "At least........."

I don't see how the risk is worth it.

Oh looky yonder comes a Liberal with a Cartoon to explain politics to this generation's most informed voters.

I guess I should prepare the avatar in advance of the convention, so it can go up right after the announcement. I wouldn't want anyone to think I pulled a fast one. That said, I've been considering accessories. @Patrick ... Do we have any Patrick.net items that I can incorporate? Gotta prove it's actually me... and that the photo was taken recently (for all you guys who think a woman turns to shit after the age of 30). Here are some ideas to consider:

marcus says

I'm kind of gaining respect and losing respect for you at the same time here.

I've been a lifelong republican. Not for social issues, but economically. I've been more than a little disappointed by the direction that my party has gone. And it's not just me. Most republicans I know feel the same way. It's like we were abandoned by sanity and held captive by these ultra right wing bible banging spendthrifts who answer only to corporations. I'm excited about Trump because he is the first sign that the majority of republicans have finally had enough. The same can be said about Sanders and the democrats. There is a frame shift happening and if we allow any of the establishment class to quell the momentum, we have no one to blame but ourselves when we are sitting in the same place four or eight years from now.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

If you'll wear it, I'll get you a CANNIBAL ANARCHY! hat.

I'm open to all suggestions. I tried looking it up. Does someone already make them?... Or is this a custom thing?

turtledove says

for all you guys who think a woman turns to shit after the age of 30

I would still hit it.

Everyone nominate Trump.
I want to see bodacious ta-tas

Tenpoundbass says

Oh looky yonder comes a Liberal with a Cartoon to explain politics to this generation's most informed voters

Struck a nerve did it ?

turtledove says

some ideas to consider:

Here's my suggestion. Get a fairly sheer T-shirt and get Patricks Icon put on it, Iron on kinda thing, maybe with some red white and blue somehow. Then share two pics. One pic with the shirt on regular but bra less. And then another with it lifted way up.

Or - the bow tie would be cool, maybe just holding a pic of Patricks Icon. But somehow not too easy to have done with photoshop.

It's gotta be the sunglasses and the Trump necklace. No Trump burkas, please.

marcus says

Wow TurtleDove. I'm kind of gaining respect and losing respect for you at the same time here.

you're a pussy

Maybe a press-on temporary CANNIBAL ANARCHY tattoo in white supremacy German Gothic script over the bobblies. It is an avatar, after all, nothing less than large print will do.

turtledove says

Titties for Trump avatar! Will bare my own if Trump is nominated

I hope we aren't talkin' Flapjacks.

Hey, TD, if by chance "the Donald" manages to do something that changes your mind about him, before August, do we still have a deal ?

komputodo says

I hope we aren't talkin' Flapjacks.

I get the idea that TD is a proud American.

turtledove says

I've been more than a little disappointed by the direction that my party has gone. And it's not just me. Most republicans I know feel the same way. It's like we were abandoned by sanity and held captive by these ultra right wing bible banging spendthrifts who answer only to corporations. I'm excited about Trump because he is the first sign that the majority of republicans have finally had enough. The same can be said about Sanders and the democrats. There is a frame shift happening and if we allow any of the establishment class to quell the momentum, we have no one to blame but ourselves when we are sitting in the same place four or eight years from now.

The time is right for a sea-change towards Libertarians.

turtledove says

Patrick ... Do we have any Patrick.net items that I can incorporate?

want a free patrick.net bumper sticker? you could include it just above or below.

http://patrick.net/Free+Patrick.net+Bumper+Stickers

you'd have to tell me where to mail it tho.

Question is, how much tit and tit bling can you fit into 100 by 100 pixels?

rando says

want a free patrick.net bumper sticker? you could include it just above or below.

http://patrick.net/Free+Patrick.net+Bumper+Stickers

you'd have to tell me where to mail it tho

I'll email you.

komputodo says

I hope we aren't talkin' Flapjacks.

Anything is possible.... But in my case, I've never heard anyone describe them as "flapjacks".... So, I'm going to say, "no." (taken just now).