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Message From Your Queen


               
2016 May 6, 9:25pm   4,282 views  13 comments

by indigenous   follow (1)  

As you know, my dear people, for the last year the Royal House
of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi -- in the furthest regions of our empire. And, sadly, also questions about my Royal e-mails.

Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you, the people. For the next eight months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Marts and beside you in your Burger Kings. I shall drive with you down the busy interstates of our land, sharing your poverty and understanding your misery.

How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor that we removed thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. Shockingly, unscrupulous and ungrateful officials later forced us to return many of these treasures. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given me just enough for us to scrape by.

During these difficult times, we had to cut back. When our daughter was married, we only had three million dollars to spend on the wedding. And I remember our hopes, as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment, that one day she would be able to advance from that humble abode to something more fitting. After working for MSNBC for an entry level salary of only $600,000 per year, what else could she do? So now I pay her $3,000,000 to run the Foundation.

So, as I travel across our kingdom to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you. Then, when the time for the royal election (coronation) comes, I know I can count on you to crown me as your rightful monarch, with my assurance that I will continue King Obama's policies, and we can all live happily ever after.

Your Queen-in-Waiting,
Hilarity

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1   curious2   2016 May 6, 9:39pm  

indigenous says

to run the Foundation

As of September, Chelsea did not receive a salary from the Foundation, where she is currently Vice Chair.

2   indigenous   2016 May 6, 9:41pm  

curious2 says

As of September, Chelsea did not receive a salary from the Foundation, where she is currently Vice Chair.

I stand corrected, are you endorsing her for Prez?

3   curious2   2016 May 7, 3:37am  

indigenous says

are you endorsing her for Prez?

Chelsea? If she runs as Hillary's VP, OK. Otherwise, I'm not endorsing anyone.

4   Y   2016 May 7, 6:05am  

Oh....at first I thought danny was going to address us...

indigenous says

Message From Your Queen

6   turtledove   2016 May 7, 11:12am  

curious2 says

As of September, Chelsea did not receive a salary from the Foundation, where she is currently Vice Chair.

Just in time for election season. How much was her salary before September?

7   HydroCabron   2016 May 7, 11:17am  

Thanks, Republicans, for giving Democrats no other choice but to support Hillary or Bernie.

(Am I doing it right? I know whoever you vote for is someone else's fault, but I'm new to this kind of "reasoning.")

8   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 May 7, 2:50pm  

turtledove says

Just in time for election season. How much was her salary before September?

I love how she made six figures a year without any journalism experience, while there are tens of thousands of unemployed comm and journo majors with internships, etc.

The Bush-Clinton meritocracy.

9   Strategist   2016 May 7, 2:52pm  

thunderlips11 says

turtledove says

Just in time for election season. How much was her salary before September?

I love how she made six figures a year without any journalism experience, while there are tens of thousands of unemployed comm and journo majors with internships, etc.

The Bush-Clinton meritocracy.

Her mom is the Queen. "It's not what you know, but who you know"

10   HydroCabron   2016 May 7, 3:34pm  

Every time the Republicans trot out yet another white male nominee who inherited his place in the world - which is to say, every four years - the talk about Chelsea starts up again.

I used to doubt the whole concept of psychological projection. Shame on me.

11   indigenous   2016 May 7, 3:45pm  

HydroCabron says

I used to doubt the whole concept of psychological projection.

Indeed this is a great example of it, The democrats trot out there candidate as if it were all about meritocracy. As with Obama and now Hillary the prior from a state who had 2 or 3 governors in prison at one time more people on welfare than working, the highest paid teachers with avg of 90% pension, more murders than in Iraq in the past 6 months. The latter who's resume reads like a rap sheet.

12   FortWayne   2016 May 7, 4:03pm  

curious2 says

As of September, Chelsea did not receive a salary from the Foundation, where she is currently Vice Chair.

Warren Buffet's salary is $1, I don't think he is struggling either.

13   HydroCabron   2016 May 7, 4:11pm  

indigenous says

teachers with avg of 90% pension

Amazing brainwashing.

You actually believe that the pension system in Obama's home state is more of a stain than being under investigation for starting a fraudulent university, or saying "We should negotiate down our treasury debt," or spewing 9/11 conspiracy theories, or being a consistent deadbeat paying vendors and contractors, or accusing an opponent's father of complicity in killing JFK.

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