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And when the polls tilt and Trump takes the lead, you libs resort to this...

Thanks for the entertainment!

Oh stop it. For the vast majority of people, it's not the same kind of meaning behind the touch when it goes between a parent and a child. I rub/pinch/pat bums all the time. I assure you, dey beezed hunnny bunz... I made dem in my tummy so dey beezed mamma's.... (you have to use the baby voice when you say it). And my kiddos are big. But I still see babies. They will always be babies to me. I also made tum tums, chubby wrists, and chunky monkey thighs... even though all that's left now are two lanky, skinny twelve year olds... They should just be grateful I don't get the nostalgic urge to make a fuss over baby things in front of their friends.... But I make no promises for their respective wedding receptions... It will depend on how much I drink and likely said between sobs.

turtledove says

I rub/pinch/pat bums all the time.

You're just trying to get more likes from horny PatNet users!

Fuck. Can you blame him?

If she's making you all hot and bothered, and you don't like it, take a cold shower. Or turn on the DNC, momma and daughter Clinton can cure that real quick