‘I said she can’t be because she hasn’t been near a bull in two years,’ said Sam. But, the pregnancy test doesn’t lie, so Sam is now trying to find out who the mystery Casanova is. The only clue they have is seeing a homeless guy dressed in an poorly constructed Ironman custom, minus the pants, who smelt of New Jersey. He said he was looking for the pub with the drunk pony.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/29/jackie-the-cow-is-pregnant-after-mystery-one-night-stand-6036095/
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