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Sexy Picture Thread


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2016 Jul 30, 12:29pm   504,048 views  3,137 comments

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1448   Onvacation   2020 Dec 20, 7:50am  

HeadSet says
studying and comparing details

Is that what you call it?
1449   HeadSet   2020 Dec 20, 9:18am  

Onvacation says
HeadSet says
studying and comparing details

Is that what you call it?


It's for "science." After any hypothesis, studious observation is required....
1450   Onvacation   2020 Dec 20, 10:01am  

HeadSet says

It's for "science."

Back when I was a teenager we got the playboy for the fascinating articles.
1451   Onvacation   2020 Dec 20, 10:02am  

@TrumpingTits

This thread needs a little clean up.
1454   Tenpoundbass   2020 Dec 25, 8:16am  

The new sex position is called Brexit:

It's when you promise to pulll out but you don't
1455   HeadSet   2020 Dec 25, 8:57am  

Tenpoundbass says
The new sex position is called Brexit:

It's when you promise to pulll out but you don't


Or if you do pull out, you then jam it up the ass.
1456   richwicks   2020 Dec 29, 5:43pm  

I feel like posting a picture of Amanda LePore as a joke but I'm too merciful to do it.
1458   HeadSet   2021 Jan 2, 6:23am  

Above painting reminds me of the Russian belly dancers in Turkey.
1459   HeadSet   2021 Jan 2, 8:01pm  

Gorgeous babe in above photo, but smooth as a Barbie Doll down below. Almost as if her gash healed shut.
1460   Patrick   2021 Jan 2, 8:29pm  

I prefer a bit of fluff below, as in 1740.
1461   Rin   2021 Jan 4, 5:14pm  

Patrick says




HeadSet says
Above painting reminds me of the Russian belly dancers in Turkey.


I was thinking Shakira
1464   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 17, 6:54pm  

Seagulls or Paw Prints on the sides of abs = born 1990-1995.

I should write a trail guide to millennial's tattoos.
1465   Patrick   2021 Jan 17, 8:54pm  

NoCoupForYou says
Seagulls or Paw Prints on the sides of abs = born 1990-1995.

I should write a trail guide to millennial's tattoos.


Please do!
1466   Patrick   2021 Jan 18, 7:02pm  

Dayum!
1467   SoTex   2021 Jan 18, 8:49pm  

I think that picture was taken in space / zero-g.
1468   Patrick   2021 Jan 22, 7:08pm  

I have to admit she is pretty damn perfect.
1469   SoTex   2021 Jan 22, 7:37pm  

Yeah, this one might be a tie vs. anchor neckless lass. Your avatar and that pic are synchronized.
1470   Rin   2021 Jan 27, 5:25pm  

For those who don't know, I like TITS!

1471   Patrick   2021 Jan 27, 6:02pm  

Oh come on. Even if that's real it's just not attractive.
1472   Rin   2021 Feb 4, 2:55pm  

Selma Hayek 'From Dusk Til Dawn', the Rin version ...

1473   KgK one   2021 Feb 4, 8:18pm  

Damn bro , selma never needs to swim with those floaters.

What app u use to enhance titulages?
1474   Rin   2021 Feb 5, 2:47pm  

KgK one says
Damn bro , selma never needs to swim with those floaters.

What app u use to enhance titulages?


It's not my pic but if you want a free alternative to Photoshop, look up GIMP.

www.gimp.org
1475   Rin   2021 Feb 5, 2:48pm  

HunterTits says
@Rin were you a formula fed baby?


Can't recall but I do love Cheesesteaks, esp the ones on the MA north shore, since Philly is overrated.
1476   Onvacation   2021 Feb 5, 2:50pm  

Rin says
Philly is overrated.

WAY overrated.
1477   Patrick   2021 Feb 6, 8:44pm  

She looks very sweet, like actually marriageable.

I like to look at slutty women too, but would never consider them for any kind of commitment.
1478   porkchopXpress   2021 Feb 7, 2:05pm  

I like any woman who will have sex with me.
1479   GlocknLoad   2021 Feb 7, 2:26pm  

porkchopexpress says
I like any woman who will have sex with me.

Here's on for you.


1480   SoTex   2021 Feb 7, 2:31pm  

That is ILLEGAL! in this thread!
1481   rocketjoe79   2021 Feb 7, 3:14pm  

just_passing_through says
That is ILLEGAL! in this thread!


Yes - thread corruption must be CANCELLED!
1482   SoTex   2021 Feb 7, 4:43pm  

It's a slippery slope. Next it'll be hairy gay guy dick pics.
1483   Rin   2021 Feb 8, 8:54am  

Kim Kardashian, with her butt and boobs changing places ...

1484   porkchopXpress   2021 Feb 8, 7:19pm  

GlocknLoad says
porkchopexpress says
I like any woman who will have sex with me.

Here's on for you.


I bet she gives phenomenal fellatio.
1485   rocketjoe79   2021 Feb 9, 10:05am  

/rant on
Ok, Patnet Team, I demand Thread purity! Please let us return to the charter for this thread:

"Post whatever image you want - just make it hot."

Let's get back to basics, please post the vomit-inducing stuff on the Funny Pics or whatever thread.

/rant off
1486   richwicks   2021 Feb 9, 12:45pm  

HunterTits says
Yup, I was about to set @richwicks and @GlocknLoad on ignore.


Sheesh! I was just making a joke. For that you'd block everything I'd say?
1487   richwicks   2021 Feb 9, 2:21pm  

HunterTits says
richwicks says
Sheesh! I was just making a joke. For that you'd block everything I'd say?


You bet. This isn't the first time you've posted out-of-context crap on this thread.

I, on the other hand, have put a lot of work into maintaining this thread and so have every right to ignore those who pollute it as such.

L-O-G-I-C, is all my position is based on.

Although it would be nice if @Patrick added a feature where one can ignore someone only in the context of a post's thread. But I am not sure what a pain in the ass that would be for him to implement.


I'll tell you what I'll do. I'm going to go through this thread, and delete every post I've made, JUST to make you happy, because - WTF not?

Oh wait, I know WTF not - if the post is too old, I can neither edit nor delete it.

I tend to approach everything with humor, because it's my only thread to my sanity living in this fucked up world.

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