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1483   Rin   2021 Feb 8, 8:54am  

Kim Kardashian, with her butt and boobs changing places ...

1484   porkchopXpress   2021 Feb 8, 7:19pm  

GlocknLoad says
porkchopexpress says
I like any woman who will have sex with me.

Here's on for you.


I bet she gives phenomenal fellatio.
1485   rocketjoe79   2021 Feb 9, 10:05am  

/rant on
Ok, Patnet Team, I demand Thread purity! Please let us return to the charter for this thread:

"Post whatever image you want - just make it hot."

Let's get back to basics, please post the vomit-inducing stuff on the Funny Pics or whatever thread.

/rant off
1486   richwicks   2021 Feb 9, 12:45pm  

HunterTits says
Yup, I was about to set @richwicks and @GlocknLoad on ignore.


Sheesh! I was just making a joke. For that you'd block everything I'd say?
1487   richwicks   2021 Feb 9, 2:21pm  

HunterTits says
richwicks says
Sheesh! I was just making a joke. For that you'd block everything I'd say?


You bet. This isn't the first time you've posted out-of-context crap on this thread.

I, on the other hand, have put a lot of work into maintaining this thread and so have every right to ignore those who pollute it as such.

L-O-G-I-C, is all my position is based on.

Although it would be nice if @Patrick added a feature where one can ignore someone only in the context of a post's thread. But I am not sure what a pain in the ass that would be for him to implement.


I'll tell you what I'll do. I'm going to go through this thread, and delete every post I've made, JUST to make you happy, because - WTF not?

Oh wait, I know WTF not - if the post is too old, I can neither edit nor delete it.

I tend to approach everything with humor, because it's my only thread to my sanity living in this fucked up world.
1488   Onvacation   2021 Feb 9, 2:30pm  

HunterTits says
I, on the other hand, have put a lot of work into maintaining this thread and so have every right to ignore those who pollute it as such.

lol

And many of us appreciate your service. ESPECIALLY when you post some eye candy to make all the words and ugly people scroll up off the top of the page.

All in favor of keeping this thread text free say....

Oh never mind.
1489   Ceffer   2021 Feb 9, 2:38pm  

You guys have displayed a vile degree of toxic male chauvinism and objectification.

Keep up the good work.
1490   richwicks   2021 Feb 9, 3:16pm  

HunterTits says
richwicks says
I tend to approach everything with humor, because it's my only thread to my sanity living in this fucked up world.


Well NOW you are starting to post shit that makes some actual damn sense. :)


If I couldn't view clownworld with a sense of humor, I would have blown my head off 20 years ago. Many people are just starting to realize just how fucking bullshit this government and system is, I've been in it for TWENTY YEARS.

HunterTits says
Ooooohhh...DO NOT get richwicks started on this. Trust me.


Oh, I don't mind chauvinism and objectification!

What you DON'T want to get me started on is clown world. I can write 10 pages of ranting about how goddamned frustrated I am with clown world over 30 years of it.

Women showing off their bodies, are, justifiably, proud of their bodies. Why would I complain about that? I am annoyed by a fat pig though thinking everybody should accept her "inner beauty". These women work to look like this, they don't just sit on a couch and eat a gallon of ice cream every night.
1491   Rin   2021 Feb 9, 5:58pm  

richwicks says
These women work to look like this, they don't just sit on a couch and eat a gallon of ice cream every night.


Remember my Hillary Clinton thread ...

https://patrick.net/post/1309907?0#comment-1440642

If Hillary worked out like the following woman ...



She'd still look like her younger self than some old hag.
1492   Rin   2021 Feb 9, 6:01pm  

And FYI, Natalie Portman with breast implants ...

1493   GlocknLoad   2021 Feb 9, 6:35pm  

HunterTits says

What an incredibly beautiful woman. White women are the hottest.
1494   Patrick   2021 Feb 9, 7:01pm  

HunterTits says
Although it would be nice if @Patrick added a feature where one can ignore someone only in the context of a post's thread. But I am not sure what a pain in the ass that would be for him to implement.



@HunterTits I'm taking next week off so I should have some time to try to do that.
1495   richwicks   2021 Feb 9, 7:06pm  

Patrick says
HunterTits says
Although it would be nice if @Patrick added a feature where one can ignore someone only in the context of a post's thread. But I am not sure what a pain in the ass that would be for him to implement.



@HunterTits I'm taking next week off so I should have some time to try to do that.


@Patrick I'm too green in the language but please show me the modifications so I can learn. I have the latest download.

I'm the culprit in this thread, but I do not object to what people want. I'm fundamentally a capitalist. Servant to the people. It's going to take me at least a couple of weeks to come up to speed. Syntax is the first hurdle, then concepts. I think I don't have all the concepts yet.

Good lord, I hate what I do. I have to move into another area, or at least be exposed to it to see if it's worse. Once technology was interesting, but once you understand it, it's as boring as paint drying. I understand how a computer chip works now from the gate level up. There is nothing interesting about that now. Just a bunch of flipflops, running at 2+ Ghz.
1496   SoTex   2021 Feb 9, 7:11pm  

just_passing_through says
It's a slippery slope. Next it'll be hairy gay guy dick pics.


Someone who likes hairy gay guy dick pics disliked this post.
1497   richwicks   2021 Feb 9, 7:33pm  

Rin says
And FYI, Natalie Portman with breast implants ...



I'm not a silicone man. I rather like a woman for their natural beauty, and even though I've been castigated for this, that certainly includes personality. She's beautiful, but if she's got a shit personality, all I'd be willing to do is shit on her - provided she wanted it of course!
1498   GNL   2021 Feb 9, 7:45pm  

richwicks says
Patrick says
HunterTits says
Although it would be nice if @Patrick added a feature where one can ignore someone only in the context of a post's thread. But I am not sure what a pain in the ass that would be for him to implement.



@HunterTits I'm taking next week off so I should have some time to try to do that.


@Patrick I'm too green in the language but please show me the modifications so I can learn. I have the latest download.

I'm the culprit in this thread, but I do not object to what people want. I'm fundamentally a capitalist. Servant to the people. It's going to take me at least a couple of weeks to come up to speed. Syntax is the first hurdle, then concepts. I think I don't have all the concepts yet.

Good lord, I hate what I do. I have to move into another are...

richwicks, I dare say you should consider creating a business with your computer skills. I believe great computer coding(?) skills could be used effectively to decentralize.
1499   HeadSet   2021 Feb 9, 7:48pm  

richwicks says
I rather like a woman for their natural beauty, and even though I've been castigated for this, that certainly includes personality.

You cannot "motorboat" personality...
1500   richwicks   2021 Feb 9, 8:03pm  

WineHorror1 says
richwicks, I dare say you should consider creating a business with your computer skills. I believe great computer coding(?) skills could be used effectively to decentralize.


I'm unemployed, I'm thinking about doing this, this is dangerous. I mean, I can unleash real evil in the world by doing this. Maybe it already exists. I have an idea for user controlled censorship, but this just drives outliers into their private area. I really know how awful people can be and my current solution would protect them.

Think of the worst possible people being in a protected group that cannot be infiltrated except by assuming the identify of one of them. I've not met a truly reprehensible person here, but I've met them elsewhere. I'll develop it but I have to do some soul searching or implement backdoors to release it. We've had this technology for decades, but people properly hold back. Is the government more evil than the worst possible group imaginable? What causes more harm?

I'll implement it, but I need more information to release it. I'm not a sociopath.

With complete privacy, there's room for terrible abuse. I don't know what the balance is. Haha, the question is - are people fundamentally good, or evil? Currently, I don't think they are fundamentally good.
1501   Rin   2021 Feb 9, 8:14pm  

richwicks says
I'm not a silicone man. I rather like a woman for their natural beauty, and even though I've been castigated for this, that certainly includes personality. She's beautiful, but if she's got a shit personality, all I'd be willing to do is shit on her - provided she wanted it of course!


Yes, but it takes boobs to do the following activity ...

1502   HeadSet   2021 Feb 10, 7:02am  

richwicks says
the question is - are people fundamentally good, or evil?

Try to define "good." One guy may think "good" is wiping out guinea worms, another may think "good'" is destroying Infidels. Two people who consider themselves "good" may be at each others throats - like the Marxist who things Communism is worth the human suffering because it is "just," while a more sane guy will fight such totalitarian oppression.

In general, humans will all act in heir own perceived best interests. That being said, beautiful nekkid women pics are a universal good.
1503   Patrick   2021 Feb 10, 5:58pm  

That's porographic!

Thank you.
1504   Patrick   2021 Feb 10, 7:50pm  

Thing is, this all discredits patrick.net as a place for real discussion.

Maybe we should keep it to plain pictures of tits. For propriety, you know.
1505   SoTex   2021 Feb 10, 7:58pm  

Porno: You know it when you see it! Also, today Larry Flynt died.
1506   Ceffer   2021 Feb 10, 8:04pm  

When the lesbos wear snorkels, you know they are going for the deep dive.
1507   SoTex   2021 Feb 11, 8:48pm  

Who's the sextrophies chick?
1508   Patrick   2021 Feb 11, 10:17pm  



OK, she's got her clothes on, but oh my.

Israeli women soldiers are hot.

There seems to be a well-know fetish for them.

https://fun-x-facts.blogspot.com/p/beautiful-and-hot-idf-women.html
1509   Rin   2021 Feb 12, 5:43pm  

Let's focus on getting the work done ...

1510   Patrick   2021 Feb 12, 6:12pm  

I find that a bit much for casual viewing.
1511   Ceffer   2021 Feb 15, 11:20am  

Nude Tomb Raider LOL! For all of the pervs who wanted to see the nymphette bounding about in dishabille.
https://youtu.be/KJmIkXQYxQI
1512   Ceffer   2021 Feb 15, 11:35am  

HunterTits says


In a segment of Myth Busters the girl on the show worked with a tip jar with breasts subdued, and with falsies enhanced to see if large breasts induced more tips. It did, in fact, induce more and larger tips. What they didn't expect to find was that women gave bigger tips to bigger breasts as much if not more than men. So, women like tits, too.
1513   Ceffer   2021 Feb 18, 11:23am  

Assassin's Creed Odessy nude mod, LOL!

https://youtu.be/8FlbVkVvZsQ
1514   Ceffer   2021 Feb 20, 7:01pm  

The Grand Commissar Poohbah of Tits!
1515   OKBOOMER   2021 Feb 21, 7:21pm  

This is Pornography. Pornography should be banned.

You cannot be married or call yourself a Christian and normalize Pornography ..

Matthew 5:28: "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
1516   HeadSet   2021 Feb 21, 7:36pm  

OKBOOMER says
This is Pornography. Pornography should be banned.

You cannot be married or call yourself a Christian and normalize Pornography ..

Matthew 5:28: "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."


I presume you are joking, or trolling. In another post, you bragged about all the sex you used to get, and then complained that for some unknown reason "society" changed and that pussy parade suddenly stopped being available. Only ugly women would now hit on you.
1518   Rin   2021 Feb 22, 10:24am  

OKBOOMER says
That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart


Ok, but I'm single.
1519   OKBOOMER   2021 Feb 22, 5:23pm  

Pornography re-wires your brain and sets up unrealistic expectations. It's a gateway to prostitution and adultery. You may also be exposed to pollution.
1520   Ceffer   2021 Feb 22, 5:34pm  

I always thought pornography appealed to the wires that were already there.
1521   HeadSet   2021 Feb 22, 5:36pm  

Ceffer says
I always thought pornography appealed to the wires that were already there.


Or one wire in particular...
1522   WookieMan   2021 Feb 23, 4:30am  

I've got zero problem with porn. Is it unrealistic, yes. When you can pop a pill and shoot for an hour, you can edit out the real parts of sex. It's like anything else you'd view though from movies to your local news affiliate. Go in with the mindset that it's fake, including even much of the women.

Do I want or need to see a dick in porn or at a beach, no. I also don't understand the stigma behind nudity in the states though. Guys have dicks, big deal. Americans sexualize nudity for some reason. Boobs are boobs. A vag a vag.

I'm all for full nudity on beaches or sun bathing, at least adult only resorts or adult only sectioned off beaches. Tan lines look like shit if you think about it. We try and do a trip down to one of the Excellence resort in Mexico and get a roof top terrace every year. If we're in the room or roof top, we're basically naked.

And yes, with the good comes the bad. I really don't know the difference seeing a land whale in a bikini or nude is though. It's ugly either way, male or female.

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