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Testing beer by licking it off the tits of strippers. Now, there's a job title.

Ceffer says

Testing beer by licking it off the tits of strippers. Now, there's a job title.

I suspect a future upgrade of a Rin doll will have tits that dispense beer.

@Onvacation who is the woman in comment 2087 above?

I believe it is Ms. Carone from the election fraud investigations.

I love her eye expression at the beginning of the video.

Onvacation says

I believe it is Ms. Carone from the election fraud investigations.

Bam, just like that I'm in love. Again.

Onvacation says

I used to HAVE to go for work. I have pictures somewhere...

I GOT to go for a work lunch meeting at the first biotech I worked at (96). San Antonio, Houston, Austin, they have great strip bars.

I'll tell you what, they sure aren't sending their best for the lunch buffet.

Patrick says

Onvacation says

I believe it is Ms. Carone from the election fraud investigations.

Bam, just like that I'm in love. Again.

I won't tell your wife. You don't tell mine.

She's a bombshell.

HunterTits says

What does this have to do with the titties thread?

She's got boobs.

You want to look at page one of this thread?

Didn't think so.

Heres her mugshot from when she was a bad girl
Couldn't find any nudes but I'm not the great white HunterTits.

@ HunterTits Sorry if I assumed your largesse or RGB spectrum.

Ceffer says

Girl leaned over, had a nice body, but her teeth were really bad. The whole scene was kind of depressing and disturbing, and I have had absolutely no desire to repeat the experience ever again.

@Ceffer I've had both really good and really bad experiences. It's not something I do much anymore, especially since I don't go up to SF now, but I don't regret the fun I had, and all that I learned.

Patrick says

I don't regret the fun I had, and all that I learned.

Like that woman in Portland who could spin upside down on the pole and her breasts maintained their perky profile? Stunning what a woman on a pole can do.

Ceffer says

Oddly enough, I like the obligatory 'stripper joint' scenes in movies and TV. I guess I like depravity in theory but in practice I find it too dismal and scary.

Ditto. Oddly, I lose my appetite at buffet strip clubs, some kind of cannibalism dislike: eating a steak or chicken while looking at nude gals rubs me wrong somehow.

This one is for @HunterTits

https://www.patreon.com/darkhound1

Patrick says

I've had both really good and really bad experiences.

I don't do it. My only experience was a bachelor party for the BIL and we went on a special night.... midget night. Still had "regular" girls there, but it was fucking stupid.

Vegas or a big city I'd guess you can get some hotties, but it's mostly the trashy girls. I knew who they were when I was 15 and have no interest in seeing them naked at 25 after popping out 3 kids. Unicorns exists of course, but they're hard to find. Hence why the internet is a beautiful face (edit place... lol). Don't have to deal with midget night...

Works fine for me. I'm face deep in the pixelated cleavage.

Ren'py, so should be okay.

!!!!! This is a new full version !!!!!
Please download the full 0.3.0.0 beta from these links (they are also on the main page):
Windows/Linux version:
https://mega.nz/file/zsFHxKQL#pYZMGw6xY1MOkq6_PL4mgNwx-Wbz8SCYqfselOlZcr8
OR
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YNyCTGToJV2UuhTYngdRkIIpcwJZqmiJ/view

Mac version:
https://mega.nz/file/aldh1aIC#7CloI2Yt0Zaonex_zqr958p6GYRKC0qgSew7NkWp2KE
OR
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1GdMoOUwz391SHfpUFHJgaL5tNeiMTpsX/view

Do you think that woman is aware of how much power she has over men?

HunterTits says

I did download it. When I launch them, nothing happens. Running the compatibility troubleshooter doesn't help, either.

Linux or Win? With linux you have to set it up as an executable. You'd love this game, big tits and that "Early 80s T&A flick" feel.

I D/L with Mega, not googly.

Bwahahaha, First Name Hunter, last name Tits. You will like Joy, and probably Yumiko

Wholesome!

Cartoon of the luckiest teen boy on earth.

Patrick says

Cartoon of the luckiest teen boy on earth.

Yes, and that's his math teacher.

Kayleigh McEnany after reconstructive boob surgery?

Before?

I didn't get into Brenda. There's a PDF Guide somewhere, if you search it.

Batteries - You gotta talk to the front desk chick, and then the clerk will put the batteries on your shopping app.

@HunterTits

https://www.mediafire.com/file/i3iotz4qnhl0vyw/Guide_v0.3.0.0.pdf/file

My Search Powers are great, esp. when amplified by the desire for Mighty Breasts, real or pixelated.

turtledove says

As the nations waits for the Trump tax returns, this will have to do.... Photo courtesy of trumpdove, our newest member....

Melania Trump, NYC (1995)

Just getting back to the points of this thread!

Sorry they are pixelated.

The points, that is.

HunterTits says

@MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou how do I bang Brenda? And how do I finish the quests? I can't find Jessica's batteries anywhere.

This shit is harder than real life. The boobs are bigger though too though...

Just like real life, work on your own shit first. Spend the first couple of weeks hitting the gym, reading about sneaking and speaking, and uh... put on beauty cream.

Then go for the golden mountains of joy.

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

Just like real life, work on your own shit first. Spend the first couple of weeks hitting the gym, reading about sneaking and speaking, and uh... put on beauty cream.

Then go for the golden mountains of joy.

HunterTits says

I go for the strip poker challenges.

BTW, once Desire gets you in the pool, you're screwed. She owns your ass after that. Fair warning.

For real?

You guys are perpetuating the geek stereotype.

marcus says

And then sometimes it does work.

Marcus knows how this thread works

Works fine and dandy on my Windows machine, never had a problem.

Ask in f95 forum maybe? (That place is a cesspit of anime and furrie crap)

zzyzzx says

Alice is a fav. I dig Aly.

You banged Amy in the pool? Haven't gotten that far.

Haven't gotten too much into Eve, but I know she's Yvette's sister.

Boob Physics are so difficult in games.

Don't tell @Rin that there's a busty Japanese Bartender

HunterTits says

And isn't Alice Amy's sister?

Not by blood, but yes. There's a wonderful random encounter...

What the heck are you all talking about? A game?

They're interesting, but they just don't work for me like this lady does: