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I always thought that Gwyneth Paltrow needed bigger boobs ...

HunterTits says

Booooiiiing. Boooiiiing. Two Schwings.

Holy crap, @Rin
https://donewithwomen.com/collections/starpery/products/amy-156cm-5ft1-e-cup-by-starpery

These funbags are more realistic than Boob Jobs:




* No STDs
* No Drama
* No "My last boyfriend was abusive"
* No shitty meals at overpriced Yuppie places
* No need to find an excuse to leave/kick their asses out
* Dress up the way I want them to
* Don't give a fuck about anniversaries/birthdays
* Only lip is on the Johnson.
* Fun and useful cardio

I wonder if they offer layaway?! Hehe

That doll above was likely modeled after an actual girl the designer admired. I wonder what that girl would think about clones of herself being ravished everywhere.

HeadSet says

That doll above was likely modeled after an actual girl the designer admired. I wonder what that girl would think about clones of herself being ravished everywhere.

She wouldn't give a fuck.

HunterTits says

Onvacation says

She wouldn't give a fuck.

Indeed. Yo @Headset, are you also indc or ohomen too? :)

No, I am a legitimate poster that has been here from WAYYYY back when. I have never posted under any name but HeadSet. IMO, ohomen is a bot doing Turing tests. Indc does not interest me because I know little about India/Hindu politics.

HeadSet says

No, I am a legitimate poster

And an artist?
HeadSet says

mell says

One cheek of the Uniparty ass.

Maybe you saw my cartoon here from a while back?

Good work!

OOPS! I hope that picture does not violate the terms of this thread.

Onvacation says

And an artist?

Me an artist? I Love your low standards. Too bad you are not blonde and a pushover.

You should make those panties a sticky...er....tits a sticky.....er....tits more sticky. I'm confused.

HeadSet says

That doll above was likely modeled after an actual girl the designer admired. I wonder what that girl would think about clones of herself being ravished everywhere.

Oh, I'm planning it. That Redhead looks like a coworker who was up in my shit but I was a good guy (aka schmuck) and didn't cheat.

Then I'm getting my Russian spiral haired blonde with massive breasts and a round, soft, but not fat ass like the first gal I banged a week in college.

Then I'm getting my Cleopatra with good C boobs and a small round ass.

Then I might get a Zebra Bitch, some tall black chick and call her Ubunta or Zelalala. I'll make some motion detecting MP3 when I walk in so she says "Kulak, you bring me faucet. No need for me to carry wah-ter from Ebola River. Now I cook you big boiled yam and ride you like wild Zebra" Might even paint white stripes on her face and chest like Grace Jones. Hungry like the Wolf! Or was that Conan the Destroyer? Too bad you can't rent, that might be fun once or twice but I might run out of storage space by the time I get to 6'0" African Amazon.

(These are in order of what I want).

I bet @Rin has Morrisette.

HunterTits says

The Gloves really set off the ensemble.

What "Chubby" used to mean:

AmericanKulak says

I bet @Rin has Morrisette.

Here's the thing, I don't want my schlong's ejaculatory happiness, strictly associated with a 10 year old memory

https://patrick.net/post/1335746/2020-10-24-rin-has-lost-his-marbles



So no, I've opted for RealDoll's basic Brooklyn doll so that I can re-associate boinking with someone else. And then someday, I'll forget about that Canuck whack job.

Rin says

So no, I've opted for RealDoll's basic Brooklyn doll so that I can re-associate boinking with someone else. And then someday, I'll forget about that Canuck whack job.

Yes, I know ... every time I cum in that RealDoll's mouth, I remember her, "The Jagged Little Pill" woman.

But that's a part of life and the whole process of re-conditioning one's mind. It takes time and effort.

Rin says

Yes, I know ... every time I cum in that RealDoll's mouth, I remember her, "The Jagged Little Pill" woman.

But that's a part of life and the whole process of re-conditioning one's mind. It takes time and effort.

And the worst part of about it is the audiovisual archive of the years, 1995-2000, where there are countless videos of Alanis Morrisette and thus, I always see her, alongside clips of Garbage, The Breeders, Foo Fighters, Stone Temple Pilots, and just about everyone else from those years. The thing is that I'd rather remember those other 90s acts, than Alanis.

Rin says

And the worst part of about it is the audiovisual archive of the years, 1995-2000, where there are countless videos of Alanis Morrisette and thus, I always see her, alongside clips of Garbage, The Breeders, Foo Fighters, Stone Temple Pilots, and just about everyone else from those years. The thing is that I'd rather remember those other 90s acts, than Alanis.

I read her son just died.

WineHorror1 says

Rin says

And the worst part of about it is the audiovisual archive of the years, 1995-2000, where there are countless videos of Alanis Morrisette and thus, I always see her, alongside clips of Garbage, The Breeders, Foo Fighters, Stone Temple Pilots, and just about everyone else from those years. The thing is that I'd rather remember those other 90s acts, than Alanis.

I read her son just died.

Dude, my ex-GF from 10 years ago was her doppelganger, not the actual singer-songwriter.

So her personal life has nothing to do with the memories of my ex-GF and ejaculating in her mouth.

Lucy O'Hara


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HunterTits says

This is spectacular.

HunterTits says

This one looks like the office secretary I'm banging right now.

Nice, but if it's your office, that's pretty risky.

Patrick says

Nice, but if it's your office, that's pretty risky.

LOL! Another hard lesson on learning what 'poisoning the waters' means. You always pay for it in the end, one way or another. Keep the banging out of the workplace, or any place you don't want the fembot advertising your sperm donations and lighting the hordes of fembot terror on you. It's never a 'controlled situation'. A hit man might work after flinging her off.

Ben Shapiro's sister.

AmericanKulak says

Ben Shapiro's sister.

Shut up bitch and show me your tits.

Ben Shapiro's sister has fake sproingers, LOL!

Ceffer says

Ben Shapiro's sister has fake sproingers, LOL!

According to legend, they're all real and they're fantastic. Fake ones don't bounce like that.

The best thing about these animated items is how much dese wymyns are trying to fake enjoying it. Where's the squirting from true slut enjoyment of a good ramming?

HunterTits says

She looks Hella fun.

Actually sexier than 90% of what was posted here in the last few weeks.




If I wanted to get randy from pictures or Videos, I could find sexier better lookers, than the animated thots that were posted.

WineHorror1 says

HunterTits says

She looks Hella fun.

HotFallingDevil

not as much as these
Patrick says

Now that's worth fighting for. Just keep your hand on your wallet and don't marry them to bring them over.

Lol, I've had dreams like that.