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CaptainHorsePaste says

You gotta wait and wait and wait and wait, and then you gotta wait some more.

Then... finally... she comes out of the Bathroom...

Yes even still to this day. Also is it just me or do women dawdle in the car for an unreasonably long time, when you arrive to your destination? I put the car in park, and spring out of my seat, out the door and standing in the back with the key fob in hand(Used to have to wait by the door, so I could lock it). And it seems like I could go shopping and be back before she gets out of the car. Then when she finally does exit the car, she does a final inspection of where she sat, and everything around it before finally closing the door. It really Ralph Crandon's me, when we're finally stepping away, and she exclaims, "Oh Wait!" then runs back to the car and I have to unlock it again.

Tenpoundbass says

is it just me or do women dawdle in the car for an unreasonably long time, when you arrive to your destination?

It is not just you. My wife does that as well.

I would let any of these women go down on my wife while I watch

Morena Baccarin, actress

Tenpoundbass says

CaptainHorsePaste says

You gotta wait and wait and wait and wait, and then you gotta wait some more.

Then... finally... she comes out of the Bathroom...

Yes even still to this day. Also is it just me or do women dawdle in the car for an unreasonably long time, when you arrive to your destination? I put the car in park, and spring out of my seat, out the door and standing in the back with the key fob in hand(Used to have to wait by the door, so I could lock it). And it seems like I could go shopping and be back before she gets out of the car. Then when she finally does exit the car, she does a final inspection of where she sat, and everything around it before finally closing the door. It really Ralph Crandon's me, when we're finally stepping away, and she exclaims, "Oh Wait!" then runs back to the car and I have to unlock it again.

My pet peeve is when you've got to drive a while away, they put on the makeup and change the outfit for the 7th time, check their purse 500x, and then they give you 15 minutes to go half an hour, and are bitching about being late. When you were ready an hour before them.

The #1 annoying thing about women:

CaptainHorsePaste says

My pet peeve is when you've got to drive a while away, they put on the makeup and change the outfit for the 7th time, check their purse 500x, and then they give you 15 minutes to go half an hour, and are bitching about being late. When you were ready an hour before them.

She'll text or call me, out back in my Office/Studio/Mancave and ask, "Are you ready?" or ask me to go somewhere with her. I take about 5 minutes to collect myself and gather everything required for that errand, and be standing by the door with the keys, and she then starts the routine you described. I keep telling her, let me know when you're ready to go, before you ask me to go.

So other times when She's ready to go, but she knows there's a few things me or someone else going along will have to do first, she darts out the door and is sitting in the car blowing the horn.

I think it's a timing issue, that why women aren't in the top 100 spot of best musicians. Singers yes but not musicians.

I just got a case of Yellow Fever.

Not exacty.

There was no hand on left tit in your old avatar.

Boing boing boing... thanks @HunterTits for lowering my blood pressure.

If she keeps doing that eventually that anchor is going to snag a nipple.

Us sailors know about these kind of things.

I'd like to sail my ship in her Bermuda triangle.

She's aiming for an anchor baby.

HunterTits says

Very nice.

I'm thankful for bouncing bosums.

I have to say I prefer the tits pictures to the animations.

Yes, how about a few more subtle things. From a more reserved time.







Egads! Why could I not have been born to be a young man in the 50's?!

Love em all. BBBBBBBBRT. Wish the blonde chick in the last one didn't have nasty tats.

Ahhhh, my blood pressure is coming down.

BOING BOING.. Chick in #2675? #2673?

HunterTits says

Who cares? :)

Must see more floppy happies.

Yeeehah!!!

HunterTits says

Bridgette B. I should hope I'd get a chance to fuck her before I die.

Yes, and some guy is actually paid to do her.

HunterTits says

Man, she is cute.

This probably belongs here:

Booger says

awaiting moderation

On the edge of my chair

I think guys that cram girls in the butt, were in Prison once. Or wont have any problems when they get there.

Ho ho hos! Merry Christmas!

Merry ChrisTITTYmas to HunterTits, and all the good work that you do.

Bravo, bravo!

HunterTits says

I'm usually into the smaller and more shapely tits.

But OK, could not stop looking at those.

Sand has always been a bigger problem than water in these situations. Ask me how I know!

Hot tubs are not so good either. Lubrication is washed away.

Wonderful, restorative, happy boobs. Thanks @HunterTits, for the funbags of Life.

HunterTits says

Seriously, white women are hands down the most beautiful.

HunterTits says

She looks fun.

I hope 2022 stays this way.

I think it's OK as an avatar, because it would be small and probably not cause anyone to get fired.

HunterTits says

technically covered

LOL! Nice try.