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HunterTits says

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

Wow, #2 in the green panties... they're all good but DAMN.

She has the best torpedo tits I've seen. She's on this thread a lot if you go back and look at the old posts, too.

I had that same thought.

HunterTits says




Three cheers for torpedo tits.

Scorpion tats turn me off, I think of one stinging my dick.

Great bod though.

Only one and a half tits in that last one. I feel cheated.

Hi, Y'all! I'm chained to a tree while sitting in poison sumac? Wanna play?

This thread quality has gone down. It started out with some fresh hotties, now it is starting to look like an ISIS bride catalogue.

I definitely prefer the outtie

I wonder what's written just above their shaven area.

Patrick says

I wonder what's written just above their shaven area.

'Boney Ass White Chick Discount'.

Running a blown up image of the chick on the right's tat through an Arabic OCR online gets:

صيء لم

Which yandex translate says means "I didn't."

Ah, if you translate "virgin" from English to Arabic in yandex translate, you get:

عذراء

And that looks quite a bit like that area:

HunterTits says

MORE ISIS Brides for @Tenpoundbass

I will pay 3 camels for the Redhead.

Patrick says

I wonder what's written just above their shaven area.

Boner garage

HunterTits says

Local offered his camel for the younger one. My uncle told her what was going on...and then started haggling with the guy just to dick with her.

"Just to dick with her" is an appropriate choice of words.......

Storm Troopers are one thing, but where is Darth Tits?

Where is Ashley Bidens titays?

awwww maaayn!

Well, I figure Rin will post them soon. I looked but couldn't find anything. That guy is a pro.

Heavy Hangers for the absolute win.

I actually see these images as a political statement in a way.

It's the statement that heterosexuality is a good thing, something that brought us down to the present day.

HunterTits says

Only tits can feed babies actually brought into this world.

If it weren't for tits, there may not be any babies brought into this world....

I was attacked by a girl with a flaming red bush once. I almost drowned, and was picking red hairs out of my teeth for days.

Ceffer says

I was attacked by a girl with a flaming red bush once.

My first sexual encounter at 12, was a red head farm girl. Who at 11 could rope horses out in the pasture, and ride bareback.
She pretty much forced herself on me, which my pecker thought was hot, but I didn't. She was a rough Tomboy that talked like Renée Zellweger in that movie Cold Mountain.

Post 2601 may advance to the finals of the Perfect Tits contest.

Tenpoundbass says

Post 2601 may advance to the finals of the Perfect Tits contest.

I agree. Let's take a moment to review that picture again:

HunterTits says

Brunettes rock.

HunterTits says

Patrick says

I actually see these images as a political statement in a way.

It's the statement that heterosexuality is a good thing, something that brought us down to the present day.

Political statement in this?

That's a totally hetero picture actually, women performing for men.

Patrick says

That's a totally hetero picture actually, women performing for men.

Fact Check: True.

Legalize Hos.

Man, what wonderful bouncing funbags. Thanks @HunterTits.

Patrick says

That's a totally hetero picture actually, women performing for men.

I was in the friends zone with very hot Lesbian in my early 20's. She looked like one of those hot chicks in Robert Palmer videos.
Tight short dresses, jet black hair pulled back, high stiletto heels, bee sting lips. Her partner she lived with looked Goldie Hawn with reddish blonde hair.
One night they agreed they were going to tag team me. But Heather(my friend, one) wanted to go take a shower first. Out of the nervous anticipation, Diane and I started fondling and making out, just to get to know each other better. Heather came out of the bathroom and saw us making out, our clothes were still on though, and she lost her shit. She threw me out, and got into a knock down drag out with her girlfriend.

I know what not to do, the next time that situation ever arises. But unfortunately nothing like that has never happened again. It was a fluke once in a ten life times event, and I blew it by trying to seduce the girlfriend while her girlfriend was in the shower, getting ready fuck the shit out of me in Stereo. You're not supposed to do that.

You gotta wait and wait and wait and wait, and then you gotta wait some more.

Then... finally... she comes out of the Bathroom...

Tenpoundbass says

She looked like one of those hot chicks in Robert Palmer videos.

Supposedly influenced by the art of Patrick Nagel.

I had a two on one once, until one of my hands got tired.