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HunterTits says

If you are paying attention to the dog...you are gay.

This is a scenario I would enjoy engaging in. You can tell the girl on the end is like “ew, I really don’t want my tongue in her ass” but I wanna get paid

porkchopexpress says

HunterTits says

If you are paying attention to the dog...you are gay.

This is a scenario I would enjoy engaging in. You can tell the girl on the end is like “ew, I really don’t want my tongue in her ass” but I wanna get paid

I think she's trying to keep from getting a mouthful of seawater. No, she like it.

I have a sudden urge to go clamming.

It's official. HunterTits is Mr. Ed.

So her horse is an ebonics swagging dyke?

"Take them titties out 'cause I'm trying to see 'em. AM to the PM double did 'em and I need 'em."

That's Poetry

Onvacation says

That's Poetry

Yes it would have sounded better with Chris Rock saying it, rather than Melisa Etheridge.

I like the crack of daylight thought them jugs in the third pic of the (fake) ginger.

HunterTits says

3,2,1. 3's face is just "I'm a nasty horny bitch so fuck the shit out of me." AKA Whitmer face. You just know she's DTF and good at it.

Could be!

She's certainly not going to walk to town in those shoes.

This is the 1950s average (though 5'5, so an inch or two taller than average):



This is the 2020 average:

Onvacation says

She's certainly not going to walk to town in those shoes.

Am I the only one who noticed her shoes?

Ah, the last two... natural beauty... and tits.

Da Vinci was drawing the wrong pictures.

HunterTits says

Perfect.

Here's a sexy picture that was posted today. I was confused at first of the orientation and composition of this photo.
I know it's a leg, but it's confusing to which is the calf and which is the ankle. Depending on which perspective the leg photo was taken, it's either too risqué and NSFW, or it's an innocent artsy classy pick of a leg.

Tenpoundbass says

Here's a sexy picture that was posted today. I was confused at first of the orientation and composition of this photo.
I know it's a leg, but it's confusing to which is the calf and which is the ankle. Depending on which perspective the leg photo was taken, it's either too risqué and NSFW, or it's an innocent artsy classy pick of a leg.

Pretty sure the foot is at the top of the photo.

What's this have to do with tits. I'm offended.

Tenpoundbass says

I know it's a leg, but it's confusing to which is the calf and which is the ankle.

I would say arm with a breast that is covered, AND I'm not even certain it's a woman.

just_passing_through says

Da Vinci was drawing the wrong pictures.

That's because Da Vinci was a fag.

stereotomy says

That's because Da Vinci was a fag.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner! You passed the test!

Great demo of resonant frequencies! Notice that it is much higher than large boobed babes.

Upon further study, though size does matter, it seems there are some other variables involved.

Boob bounce frequency has fascinated me. I will continue my research.

Onvacation says

Great demo of resonant frequencies! Notice that it is much higher than large boobed babes.

And I thought resonant frequency was an electrical concept. I would like to conduct a test with a frequency of boob manipulation, but her reluctance may give me some resistance.

Battery powered twerking implants?

HeadSet says

And I thought resonant frequency was an electrical concept.

from https://www.engineeringclicks.com/resonant-frequency-equation/
Resonance is a physical reaction in a vibrating system, whereby certain frequencies elicit oscillation at a higher amplitude than normal. The frequency or frequencies that achieve the maximum amplitude are known as the resonant frequencies. At these frequencies, forces with a relatively low period can cause sizeable oscillations.

HeadSet says

I would like to conduct a test with a frequency of boob manipulation

Try cowgirl, then time your thrusts to get maximum boob wiggle, that's resonant frequency.

But I'm not a physicist. HeadSet says

her reluctance may give me some resistance.

more lube

@huntertits this thread needs a little help. Meanwhile
marcus says

HunterTits says

These - real, asymmetrical, natural.

stereotomy says

HunterTits says

These - real, asymmetrical, natural.

They're all real and they're fantastic. The joy is in the bounce

AmericanKulak says

stereotomy says

HunterTits says

These - real, asymmetrical, natural.

They're all real and they're fantastic. The joy is in the bounce

I'm just saying that real tits have a degree of asymmetry, just like your left foot is slightly bigger than your right foot (if you're right-handed).

Perhaps the surgeons build a little asymmetry in to the bolt-ons nowdays. I dunno, I defer to the expert @huntertits.

Warm weather doesn't produce perky, goose bumped enough nipples.

Ceffer says

Warm weather doesn't produce perky, goose bumped enough nipples.

That what your hands are for.

ZipperTits says

Hot vampire alien.

What movie is that from?

Patrick says

What movie is that from?

Lifeforce

One of the few movies that's BETTER than the book, which I finally read, which is full of 60s liberation crap to make the better Progressive Marcusian/Foucaultian BS if we can only have unlimited orgasms and fetishes we'll all be better people yadda yadda yadda. Valada is like a Reich type character who lives in Sweden and stays alive by drawing slightly on the sex energy of 2-3 snowbunnies who live with him. The book itself has very little to do with space vampires causing a plague of life suckers like the movie, it's mostly a completely different thing. I don't remember finishing it, actually.

Come to me, Carlson...

I probably watched this movie 50 times between age 11-13. And really the whole thing, it'd be awesome even without the T&A.

The actress is Matilda May, by the way ;)