Man Jailed For Oral Sex On Boardwalk
2016 Aug 26, 7:20am 1,722 views 12 comments
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Dan8267
2016 Aug 26, 7:49am
AUGUST 25--A man spotted yesterday afternoon performing oral sex on a woman lying down on a Florida beach boardwalk told cops that he was an “emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty,†according to a criminal complaint.
Police released this photo of the man.
zzyzzx
2016 Aug 26, 10:49am
DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says
Did she get off?
Seeing how she wasn't the one charged with a crime, I'd say so. That's why I added the sexism has tag.
zzyzzx
2016 Aug 26, 1:45pm
He was also hit with a misdemeanor trespassing count.
Wow that has gotta hurt.
Is trespassing illegal on the boardwalk???
zzyzzx
2016 Aug 26, 1:45pm
I swear, if it were a man getting a BJ from a woman, the man would still be the only one arrested.
Dan8267
2016 Aug 26, 1:58pm
Is trespassing illegal on the boardwalk???
It's impossible for the man to be guilty of trespassing on the boardwalk and to be guilty of having sex in public. If he's in a public place, it's not trespassing by definition.
This is another case of the state tacking on false charges because there is no downside as far as the state is concerned. This is why the state should have to pay compensation to people whenever they are not convicted of a charge by a jury, and the persons responsible for the charges being filed should have to serve the sentence and/or fines the charges entail.
Dan8267
2016 Aug 26, 2:01pm
I swear, if it were a man getting a BJ from a woman, the man would still be the only one arrested.
True, and the exact same thing happens to streakers. Male ones are arrested and forced to register as sex offenders for life -- another reason such lists are worthless indications of criminal behavior -- whereas female ones are not even arrested.
Of course, having sex in public should not be illegal and is indeed protected behavior under the freedom of religion clause of the First Amendment by any reasonable interpretation. Anti-sex laws are based on religious beliefs and thus force state-advocated religious beliefs onto others. There is no rational justification for anti-sex laws whether it be anti-nudity laws, anti-public-sex laws, anti-sodomy laws, or any other kind of puritanical laws.
Dan8267
2016 Aug 26, 2:06pm
DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says
Did she get off?
If so, where is the crime?
I'd like to see the police arrest a pair of immense hirsute lesbians munching on each other on the boardwalk. Release the Kracken!
Ceffer
2016 Aug 27, 10:28pm
Mouth to twat resuscitation is an ancient, well regarded practice in third world countries. If that doesn't wake them up, nothing will. Consult your local homeopath for further details.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/x-rated-boardwalk-romp-578932
AUGUST 25--A man spotted yesterday afternoon performing oral sex on a woman lying down on a Florida beach boardwalk told cops that he was an “emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty,” according to a criminal complaint.
A Treasure Island Police Department officer found Tracy Briley, 50, with his shorts at his ankles and “penis out in plain view” around 1 PM Wednesday. Briley, the cop noted, “was performing cunnilingus on a female subject laying on the beach boardwalk.”
Briley, seen at right, told the officer that he was homeless and “had nowhere else to have sex except in public.”
A witness told police that he (and his three-year-old grandson) “observed the act of cunnilingus.”
When Officer Zakariah Dorman arrived on the boardwalk, Briley's companion--who is not identified in the complaint--was clothed. She was subsequently transported to a local hospital “reference to a medical issue.”
Briley was transported to the county jail, where he is being held in lieu of $10,000 on a felony lewd and lascivious exhibition charge. He was also hit with a misdemeanor trespassing count.
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