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Masturbating in public is not a crime. It's an adventure.
- Call It Crazy

zzyzzx says

Italy's highest court has legalised masturbating in public

This has got to be great news for some Patnetters.

I'm glad I don't live near Dan.

The article has conflicting information and probably is mistaken when it said

The man, named only as Pietro L, was caught holding his penis outside the University of Catania (pictured) in Sicily in front of female students and was jailed for three years

The article also says

His initial indecent behaviour sentence for taking out his penis and engaging in 'auto-eroticism' was a three-month jail sentence and a €3,420 fine, which was upheld initially by the Court of Appeal in Catania.

Most like the three months figure is correct.

Still, he was jailed for something that isn't a crime. He should receive compensation from the police, the prosecutor, and the convicting judge, specifically in the form of all-you-want blowjobs for three months from each of them. Terms to be served consecutively.

This won't stand. You can't derive pleasure for free from a woman without paying.

Don't we all

dodgerfanjohn says

I'm glad I don't live near Dan.

Masturbation is remote control rape and should carry the death penalty.

Ceffer says

Masturbation is remote control rape and should carry the death penalty.

No, masturbation is consensual sex.

Funny how the masturbation thread immediately attracts the quad CIC, Strategist, dodgerfanjohn, and strategist. It's like they can sense a circle jerk and feel compelled to join.

Ironman says

Dan8267 says

Masturbating in public is not a crime. It's an adventure.

he he he. If you want to have sex with yourself, get a room.

Vast majority of Georgies ex-pats will be dining on veal marsala tonite...

Strategist says

zzyzzx says

Italy's highest court has legalised masturbating in public

This has got to be great news for some Patnetters.

That is considered compensation only at georgies....but not in the real world.

Dan8267 says

He should receive compensation from the police, the prosecutor, and the convicting judge, specifically in the form of all-you-want blowjobs for three months from each of them.

Can Masturbating Help You Lose Weight?

Meet Ramani Durvasula, PhD, a psychologist and author of the brand new book, You Are WHY You Eat. After getting out of a loveless and sexless marriage, Dr. Durvasula saw an opportunity to re-focus on herself and her health, so she developed a diet and fitness plan that used very specific non-food rewards (including masturbation and orgasm) to keep her on track. The result: An 80-lb. weight loss.

Unfortunately her technique does not work for everyone. Call It Crazy has been wacking off nonstop for 50 years and still is a fat fuck.

I'm surprised the guy didn't blame PTSD after the earthquake in Italy as his reason for needing to masturbate.

Imagine how much money Italy is saving on not having to maintain some catch-all sex-offender list like the US does.

He did have to buy a permit for peddling junk.

http://nypost.com/2016/09/11/bum-caught-masturbating-in-broad-daylight-next-to-wi-fi-kiosk/

Bum caught masturbating in broad daylight next to Wi-Fi kiosk

This homeless man brought the wrong kind of jack to one of the city’s new internet-enabled charging stations.

A Murray Hill resident was horrified when she witnessed a vagrant masturbating outside a charging station on Third Avenue and 31st Street while walking her dog Sunday morning.

“I have noticed this kind of thing at charging stations, before, but just not this incredibly out in the open at a time when people were out,” Stephanie Pedersen posted on a neighborhood Facebook group.

She rushed her dog back home and returned to the corner to take a few photos of the man, whom she described as “enthusiastically humping” the charging station.

The barefoot pervert was wearing a light blue T-shirt along with a long black plastic vest he fashioned out of a tarp — but he didn’t use his layered outfit to hide his private parts.

One photo shows the bum sitting on a bucket, leaning back with a grin on his face as he fondles his genitals with the screen from the charging station lit up in front of him.

“Police operator said there was nothing they could do unless it was actually happening (when police got there) and unless I wanted to file a police report,” Pedersen griped as she asked fellow community members if there was anything she could do.

Another resident chimed in that she saw a different creep doing the same thing at a children’s playground last week, but her call to 911 didn’t result in any actions to prevent it from happening.

In fact, the police didn’t show up at all.

“There was like 15 moms with their kids and I kept telling that to the 911 operator, but apparently was not worth fast reaction,” the woman wrote.

Crude incidents like the one Pedersen was exposed to Sunday are common in the area, Murray Hill residents told The Post.

“One morning I was getting up for work early and I looked out the window because I heard people screaming and then I saw them drinking out of the bottle and grinding each other,” 23-year-old Jackie Rosenberg said.

Horny homeless men have been plaguing the charging stations, which are converted phone booths that offer free high-speed internet, since they debuted in January.

LinkNYC, the company that manages the internet pods, told The Post in June that it regulates the stations with the same monitoring system that many of the nation’s public schools and libraries use.

They also added an “additional filter for image searches” earlier in the summer to prevent people from searching for porn.

Could be interpreted to pose a threat to a police officer.

Maybe kiosk scarecrows that look like Trump.