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Forgive her.

They are actully cool kooky people, if you're not buying from them.

I know a couple realtors, can be great folks to hang around. But never buy something from them.
Just don't let her make any deals and you'll be alright.

Give her a daily penance of ten "Hail Yellens" and fifteen "Our Bernanke's."
That should absolve her mostly.

Have you thought of having an exorcism?

Become a mortgage broker so you can help her clients.

Send her for a weekend at a crematorium and tell her it's a cleansing spa. She'll understand completely.

ask her if it is a good time to buy and sell a house?

If she has sold her soul, she will sell yes to both questions...

Avoid mixing business and family and you'll probably get along just fine.

BayArea says

What should I do? 😂

#eatmominlaw

Keep a separate pile of linens when she visits, and burn them after she leaves.

Mothers in law are the problem,not their careers.