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I can't wait to see Hillary standing at the kiddie podium.

Ironman says

You already know what you're going to get.

There are so many opportunities for surprises tonight...

Will Hillary fall down, pass out, cough up a lung?
Will Trump lose his cool?
Will the moderator be even handed with the questions?
Will Hillary be able to pull off questioning Trump about his "facts" or will he turn it around on her?

Unfortunately, Trump's style either means he will crush her tonight... Or say something really stupid that offends every US voter, thus ending this competition. Has Roger Ailes successfully applied the polish?

turtledove is deplorable says

Are we taking odds on Hillary coughing/tripping/fainting...?

$20 She deflects a Benghazi email question by farting.

Man, I wish I didn't have to work today. We should be having a pre-debate tailgate party. Why didn't I block the schedule today? We're booked all the way into the afternoon, which means I can't play much. And it all starts in 20 minutes. I leave it to you all to collect the debate predictions. Remember to play nicely.

Tenpoundbass says

turtledove is deplorable says

Are we taking odds on Hillary coughing/tripping/fainting...?

$20 She deflects a Benghazi email question by farting.

I don't believe her Hickman port, plus all the other catheters, drainage lines and collection bags (feces, urine, pus, bile, blood and phlegm) will handle the pressure fluctuations under debate stress.

Look for a burst event: Hillary shooting upward from the stage, spinning at 300 RPM, spritzing the audience with unspeakable quantities of fluids: "Augh! I'm melting; I'm melting! Oh, what a world!"

Such high hopes (for entertainment) for tonight, I predict a let down.

turtledove is deplorable says

Perhaps, we can have some live discussion.

We have to stick to a single debate tread for this.

Tenpoundbass says

$20 She deflects a Benghazi email question by farting.

Fixed:
$20 She deflects a Benghazi email question by coughing.

Anyway, remember to take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time Hillary coughs, or lies.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Fixed:

$20 She deflects a Benghazi email question by coughing.

I wonder what those coughing fits does to her fresh depends?

Dream Moment for Trump: Hillary goes wobbly and he catches her. Election is over.

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I refuse to watch this crap. Unless of course illary gives Trump a BJ on live TV.

Trump! Trump!! Trump!!!

turtledove is deplorable says

Will the moderator be even handed with the questions?

No. Duh.

Moderator will be a Hillary shrill.

It's going to be Gary Kasparov vs Deep Blue
Rocky Balboa vs. Ivan Drago in Rocky IV
Sarah Connor vs the Terminator
Doctor Who vs. the Cybermen

Even on the very day of the debate, the Machine's software is being reinstalled with the latest patches.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/sep/25/hillary-clinton-the-machine-is-programmed-to-take-/

www.youtube.com/embed/UzDDJm27vmc

OK, so you take a drink whenever Hillary coughs or says the following:
women
equality
Chelsea
Obama
race
If Hillary falls, you have to chug the rest of your drink.

You take a drink whenever Trump says:
Wall
Mexico
China
Jobs
Trade
Also take a sip if Ivanka is shown.

You take a drink if either one mentions the police, Bengazi, Bill, or anyone oversteps their time limit.

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

Dream Moment for Trump: Hillary goes wobbly and he catches her. Election is over.

Or she falls to the floor and he has to do "mouth to mouth" to save her.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Anyway, remember to take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time Hillary coughs, or lies.

Trump should also confront her about her mob ties, her 5 children by 3 spouses, her coddling of white supremacists, her record of not paying contractors on her developments, and her complete ignorance of foreign affairs and the economy.

Also, there's the $850 million worth of tax giveaways and credits Trump Hillary has taken - a number suspiciously close to her current net worth.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

If Hillary falls, you have to chug the rest of your drink.

No, Turtledove has to show her thong. :)

Show them cheeks, TD

WE WANT CHEEK! WE WANT CHEEKS!

This won't work unless you can hurl food, drinks, bottles and shoes at the screen.

Turtleligula can stand up there with a baseball bat.

Ceffer says

Turtleligula can stand up there with a baseball bat.

We should have a drinking game.

It would be cool to vote for Mark Cuban, an actual billionaire who knows how to run a successful business.

Heraclitusstudent says

Or she falls to the floor and he has to do "mouth to mouth" to save her.

I'm thinking that if she hits the deck, his lizard brain will take over. He'll whip it out and start fucking her mouth, before realizing he is on stage.

YesYNot says

He'll whip it out

It is incapable of whipping, it just kind of oozes and extrudes.

HydroCabron says

It would be cool to vote for Mark Cuban, an actual billionaire who knows how to run a successful business.

There are two kids of people those that are doing and then there's those on the sidelines saying your doing wrong.
One of them will be in the audience tonight. Guess which one?

Moscow: Popcorn ready.

Nassau County: Trigger Warnings up.

Dress Rehersal Debate Prep:

Tenpoundbass says

There are two kids of people those that are doing and then there's those on the sidelines saying your doing wrong.

Still waiting for FB to perform his first public service.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

OK, so you take a drink whenever Hillary coughs or says the following:

women

equality

Chelsea

Obama

race

If Hillary falls, you have to chug the rest of your drink.

You take a drink whenever Trump says:

Wall

Mexico

China

Jobs

Trade

Also take a sip if Ivanka is shown.

You take a drink if either one mentions the police, Bengazi, Bill, or anyone oversteps their time limit.

the last patient is gone. I'm free, he he he.

Well done. Who's in?

Ceffer says

Turtleligula

Not sure how I feel about that.

YesYNot says

his lizard brain will take over. He'll whip it out and start fucking her mouth, before realizing he is on stage.

Disturbing image.

For those who think Yes is a woman, the above should set the record straight once and for all. I vote "man."

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

No, Turtledove has to show her thong. :)

I'm just old enough that you might simply get a picture of a flip-flop sandal.

I just read the "Trigger Warning." That is too funny. Who are all these sensitive little girls?

turtledove is deplorable says

Who are all these sensitive little girls?

Trump supporters who piss themselves at the thought of Daddy getting fact-checked? People who hate "safe spaces" but can't handle someone kneeling during the national anthem? People who bawl when you call them "deplorable"?

Ironman says

He/she lives in Virginia

I had no idea. What part? I was a NoVa resident for about 8 years. My first real job was for Riggs.

turtledove is deplorable says

I just read the "Trigger Warning." That is too funny. Who are all these sensitive little girls?

Powerful Independent Educated Women of the Future.

HydroCabron says

Trump supporters who piss themselves at the thought of Daddy getting fact-checked?

Okay, but they are going to have to do better than "that's not totally true" as the sum total of some of their fact checking. Or when they pick out a word, like Trump's use of the word "literally," and claim it's a false statement because it isn't really "literally." I saw only a couple of items that concerned me out of the 19 page list. Most struck me as taking the way a person expresses himself and splitting hairs over his dramatic presentation... and then calling it a lie.

HydroCabron says

People who bawl when you call them "deplorable"

Nah, it's not the name calling that bothers us... It's the hypocrisy of our handicapable legislators who can't use the words "Islamic terrorists/extremists" for fear of offending people.... who then say half the country is deplorable.

This drinking game guarantees a lot of drunken raving on Patnet tonite. Will we be able to distinguish it from the usual and customary raving?

Ceffer says

This drinking game guarantees a lot of drunken raving on Patnet tonite. Will we be able to distinguish it from the usual and customary raving?

But it will be fun to watch the erosion of spelling, grammar, and problem solving skills as the night goes on.

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

Powerful Independent Educated Women of the Future.

aka women who nobody will pay for sex.

turtledove is deplorable says

It's the hypocrisy of our handicapable legislators who can't use the words "Islamic terrorists/extremists" for fear of offending people.... who then say half the country is deplorable.

Seriously, that upsets you?

And neither is true: politicians often call an Islamic terrorist an Islamic terrorist, and nobody called half the country "deplorable."

So you're 0 for 2.

Why do you even waste time on this stuff?