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I can't wait to see Hillary standing at the kiddie podium.

Ironman says

You already know what you're going to get.

There are so many opportunities for surprises tonight...

Will Hillary fall down, pass out, cough up a lung?
Will Trump lose his cool?
Will the moderator be even handed with the questions?
Will Hillary be able to pull off questioning Trump about his "facts" or will he turn it around on her?

Unfortunately, Trump's style either means he will crush her tonight... Or say something really stupid that offends every US voter, thus ending this competition. Has Roger Ailes successfully applied the polish?

turtledove is deplorable says

Are we taking odds on Hillary coughing/tripping/fainting...?

$20 She deflects a Benghazi email question by farting.

Man, I wish I didn't have to work today. We should be having a pre-debate tailgate party. Why didn't I block the schedule today? We're booked all the way into the afternoon, which means I can't play much. And it all starts in 20 minutes. I leave it to you all to collect the debate predictions. Remember to play nicely.

Tenpoundbass says

turtledove is deplorable says

Are we taking odds on Hillary coughing/tripping/fainting...?

$20 She deflects a Benghazi email question by farting.

I don't believe her Hickman port, plus all the other catheters, drainage lines and collection bags (feces, urine, pus, bile, blood and phlegm) will handle the pressure fluctuations under debate stress.

Look for a burst event: Hillary shooting upward from the stage, spinning at 300 RPM, spritzing the audience with unspeakable quantities of fluids: "Augh! I'm melting; I'm melting! Oh, what a world!"

Such high hopes (for entertainment) for tonight, I predict a let down.

turtledove is deplorable says

Perhaps, we can have some live discussion.

We have to stick to a single debate tread for this.

Tenpoundbass says

$20 She deflects a Benghazi email question by farting.

Fixed:
$20 She deflects a Benghazi email question by coughing.

Anyway, remember to take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time Hillary coughs, or lies.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Fixed:

$20 She deflects a Benghazi email question by coughing.

I wonder what those coughing fits does to her fresh depends?

Dream Moment for Trump: Hillary goes wobbly and he catches her. Election is over.

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I refuse to watch this crap. Unless of course illary gives Trump a BJ on live TV.

Trump! Trump!! Trump!!!

turtledove is deplorable says

Will the moderator be even handed with the questions?

No. Duh.

Moderator will be a Hillary shrill.

It's going to be Gary Kasparov vs Deep Blue
Rocky Balboa vs. Ivan Drago in Rocky IV
Sarah Connor vs the Terminator
Doctor Who vs. the Cybermen

Even on the very day of the debate, the Machine's software is being reinstalled with the latest patches.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/sep/25/hillary-clinton-the-machine-is-programmed-to-take-/

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OK, so you take a drink whenever Hillary coughs or says the following:
women
equality
Chelsea
Obama
race
If Hillary falls, you have to chug the rest of your drink.

You take a drink whenever Trump says:
Wall
Mexico
China
Jobs
Trade
Also take a sip if Ivanka is shown.

You take a drink if either one mentions the police, Bengazi, Bill, or anyone oversteps their time limit.

thunderlips11 is deplorable says

Dream Moment for Trump: Hillary goes wobbly and he catches her. Election is over.

Or she falls to the floor and he has to do "mouth to mouth" to save her.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Anyway, remember to take a sip of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time Hillary coughs, or lies.

Trump should also confront her about her mob ties, her 5 children by 3 spouses, her coddling of white supremacists, her record of not paying contractors on her developments, and her complete ignorance of foreign affairs and the economy.

Also, there's the $850 million worth of tax giveaways and credits Trump Hillary has taken - a number suspiciously close to her current net worth.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

If Hillary falls, you have to chug the rest of your drink.

No, Turtledove has to show her thong. :)