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Sex robot cafe aims to offer Londoners fellatio with their morning coffee


               
2016 Oct 8, 7:56pm   4,169 views  12 comments

by zzyzzx   follow (9)  

https://www.rt.com/uk/361200-robot-sex-cafe-london/

An entrepreneur who hopes to open London's first ‘fellatio cafe' has revealed his staff will be made up entirely of sex robots.

Businessman Bradley Charvet, who plans to open the ‘blow job cafe' in Paddington, claims the sex-bots will be programmable to a person's needs and will soon be seen as "totally normal.”

A 15-minute oral sex session with an espresso will set punters back just £60 (US$78). Hungry patrons will have to pay extra for a pastry.

The coffee shop is due to open after Charvet launches his first cafe in Geneva, Switzerland, later this year.

#sex #robots

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1   neplusultra57   @   2016 Oct 8, 8:04pm  

Looks like Melania in a blonde wig.

2   Ceffer   @   2016 Oct 8, 8:21pm  

I'd hate to be the janitor.

4   Strategist   @   2016 Oct 8, 8:35pm  

Ceffer says

I'd hate to be the janitor.

I'd hate to be the robot.

5   Ceffer   @   2016 Oct 8, 10:16pm  

Strategist says

Ceffer says

I'd hate to be the janitor.

I'd hate to be the robot.

I guess there are perks. After hour robopussy grabbing and free roboblowjobs.

6   Ceffer   @   2016 Oct 9, 12:23am  

ALL UR ROBOCUNT R BELONG TO MOI, LONDON!

7   lostand confused   @   2016 Oct 9, 5:14am  

What if the robot code malfunctions and it bites your dick off?

8   Tenpoundbass   @   2016 Oct 9, 7:12am  

You get a fleshlight on a manikin which goes for 50 bucks a pop. Or you can get mayo in a sandwich bag for fiddy cents.

9   Strategist   @   2016 Oct 9, 7:19am  

lostand confused says

What if the robot code malfunctions and it bites your dick off?

You get your money back.

10   BayArea   @   2016 Oct 9, 7:23am  

cleanup on aisle...

11   neplusultra57   @   2016 Oct 9, 7:40am  

lostand confused says

What if the robot code malfunctions and it bites your dick off?

Tip: Avoid the Lorena Bobbitt doll.

12   Rin   @   2016 Oct 9, 9:40am  

Strategist says

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Sex robot cafe aims to offer Londoners fellatio with their morning coffee

Hey Rin, lets go into business.

London Rocks Again!

Time to break open the champagne bottle with some Clash ...

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