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Hillary would need a lot of plastic surgery.

Her bottom gave out and not even a career as an Olympic athlete will bring it back. Huge fat legs, thighs and ass. She clearly doesn't exercise and clearly loves bread. Probably not too high on personal hygiene.

Big question is...
Is she a 2 or 3 input girl?

A bunch of lipo on the Scarlett Whore would yield enough to grease the skids of the new economy. On the other hand, if the #OrangeDoucheBag got a neck lift it would yield enough loose flesh to build the border wall. It's a win-win for America!!

Rin says

Here's Hillary from her youth ...

I don't care how good lucking a candidate is or was when young. Hillary Clinton advanced the use of torture, the removal of the right to trial, the slaughter of unarmed civilians in drone strikes, supported an illegal war started on a known lie, the rise of the police state in America, race and drug wars, and laws making gays second class citizens. She's ugly on the inside and that's all that matters.

www.BR8IhMMhe8w

"...despite being a monster on the inside"

"clearly loves bread"

bwahahaha

Rin says

"In ten years I'll be banging her."
- Trump

Why not pose a similar question regarding Fat Birther?

HydroCabron says

Why not pose a similar question regarding Fat Birther?

You sexist fuck!!

Daddy says because we are talking about heterosexual locker room stuff not 2 for 1 night at georgies gay limpwristed sbh family matters.
HydroCabron says

Why not pose a similar question regarding Fat Birther?

I wonder if Canada has IHLary prostitute look-alikes. That would be for the prostitute who would rather collect unemployment checks from the Great Canadian Socialist Paradise.

Dan8267 says

She's ugly on the inside and that's all that matters.

Dan, we all know that she's a worthless P.O.S and is the de facto, Wicked Witch of the West. It's not about the inside here.

This is about whether or not, if Mrs Clinton, devoted herself to Raquel Welch's 2hr per day, Pilates/Weights/Aerobic training program, would she be an AARP hottie?

In that situation ... would she be a woman, who guys would love to stick their salami into (R. Welch, fit and trim), but never have anything to do with her, outside of the Pony Baloney activity, given the fact that she's evil incarnate?

I doubt Hillary could survive even a single 2 hour workout.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

I doubt Hillary could survive even a single 2 hour workout.

That's why she needed to get started during those years ...

Rin says

And thus, build her stamina like Raquel did.

Eventually, Hilly would be a Pilates/Weight Training/Yoga master and thus, have a svelte body into her 60s and 70s.

Here's the scoop fellows ... if a younger Hillary Clinton, devoted to 2 hrs/day of Pilates/Weight Training/Yoga, told me, 'Hey Rin, I know that you're ticked off at dating but here's my solution, let's be friends w/ benes but then, travel the world and f.uck gorgeous hoes from Brazil, Holland, to Australia', would I end up dating Hillary?

You know, I may breakdown and then, become Hillary's beau. If this continues, then perhaps, Hilly and I may fall in love and be playing with other women's t.its and a.sses for the rest of our lives.

You'd get the pick of the litter from IHLlary's IHL network.

For patnetters with mirrors, check them out & you will see an asshole.
I've got proof!

Ceffer, you're missing the point, we all know that Hilly's a men-hating Femi-Nazi lesbian, I'm talking about a reality where Hilly decides to hook up with a straight guy (like me) and that we f.uck women together, as a couple. And thus, there's a bit of love/romance teamwork, along with the menage-a-trios.

I thought IHLlary only did menage a trois snuff films with Bill.

When it comes to fantasy and IHLlary, sadly, my fantasy well runs dry.

Rin says

This is about whether or not, if Mrs Clinton, devoted herself to Raquel Welch's 2hr per day, Pilates/Weights/Aerobic training program, would she be an AARP hottie?

Obviously no. She's over 30. Damn few women are physically attractive past 30. An occasional movie star with magnificent genes may be attractive into her early 40s. No woman is remotely attractive at damn near 70. That may sound cruel, but it's the truth. Men, on the other hand, although they generally do become less attractive with age, can be good looking, often better looking then when they were young, well into their 50s and early 60s. After that, it's pretty much over for men as well.

Men age like wine. Women like milk.

And if anyone thinks that's unfair to women, realize this. The only reason young women have so much sexual power is that old women don't have any. The wise woman cashes in early when her purchasing power is greatest. In contrast, young men have so little power because older men have so much power. It's basic economics.

Rin says

Eventually, Hilly would be a Pilates/Weight Training/Yoga master and thus, have a svelte body into her 60s and 70s.

A svelte body means nothing if you have a face like this...

Rin says

I'm talking about a reality where Hilly decides to hook up with a straight guy (like me) and that we f.uck women together, as a couple

Why would you want that? If you want to fantasize about a mature woman, then go for Hudson Leick. She's one of the damn rare women who is still beautiful in her late 40s. She also has an awesome personality. She's funny, intelligent, witty, and nice. Here is what she looks like now. For a 47-year-old, that's damn impressive. Hell, for a 30-year-old that would be damn impressive.

And when she was in her 20s, it was like she was from a more advanced species that makes ours look like chimps.

But @Rin, if none of my posts convince you, then just realize that this is what you would be getting. Sorry for the nightmares...

Back then in Arkansas she didn't shave her legs/pits, wear deodorant or shower frequently. No joke, it's well documented. Mean as fuck to people back then too.