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I'm predicting a 60 second knock out.

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The Surgeon general has issued a warning to parents that it is not safe to let their children watch the final debate.

Sorry deplorables, you're restricted to internet porn and trolling black women on Twitter tonight.

Aren't all threads, debate threads?

Trump ate at Chipotle. He's currently on the shitter.

"Debate Refreshments sponsored by Clorox. Clorox, it'll clean you out, but leave you hollow inside."

Glad I got at least a minimal version of instant comments working in time for tonight's debate.

Probably won't work in all browsers. Should work in Firefox 8, Safari 4, Chrome, IE and Opera.

Hmmm, I don't see a stool. I hope the podium is anchored to the stage.

Madam, a Columbia Jacket is not proper attire for hosting a Presidential Debate, FFS.

Now that's a proper 3-way fold, although he seems very nervous.

That's America's future Lady Di.

Hope her transfusion is finished in time.

www.youtube.com/embed/XKM_lG3dkgA

Let the blood bath begin.

What's a good live streaming site for the debate?

rando says

What's a good live streaming site for the debate?

CNN?

Yes, that works.

Question for Hillary: Was is merely a coincidence that Julian Assange's internet was cut off right before this debate?

Youtube Live Stream.

www.youtube.com/embed/466E33mxzBs

The patnet stream of consciousness

This ain't Hillarys tour bus septic tank...coming to a street near you

Right off the bat... the woman who takes the most corporate bundler money complains about the powerful.

But that's just her public policy.

Never Trust a Woman with $100M but can only channel Mao-Tse Tung in her Wardrobe.

Heheheheh. Is she Annie Oakley or a Gun Grabber tonight?

Toddlers Toddlers Toddlers... C'mon, DC vs. Heller wasn't about Toddlers, it was about a virtual ban on handguns.

She has to appeal to older mothers, thus the mention of toddlers.

She has to continue supporting abortion, while continuing to completely eliminate the man's say in the issue.

Zero rights for men, only financial and legal obligations.

When I said i hoped we'd get some discussion on the issues, I wasn't talking about abortion. Barf

She has to appeal to the fears of women above all else.

Did Trump forget to take his pep pills? He seems rather flat and nervy.

She is a strong believer in eugenics, thats where here pro-choice thinking comes from especially with blacks.

rando says

What's a good live streaming site for the debate?

Your closest TV.

Let's be honest. The vast majority of abortions have bupkiss to do with health.

Ireland, Chile and Argentina aren't exactly hellholes for lack of abortion.

Is abortion an issue?

Is this 1970?

Wow, Wallace is being pretty fair.

New Hampshire's single biggest problem is heroin?

"Bad hombres"

Well put.

That was quite the sniff.

"We can't deport the illegals, because of the kids!"

"We have to restrict guns, because of the kids!

She is coming across as far more coherent and forceful than Trump so far.

Comprehensive Immigration Reform = Amnesty

Will make her Corporate Donors happy. Cheap Labor!

Won't someone think of the children!