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684   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 9, 8:54am  

"The US is more divided than I thought" = "Fucking nasty white heterosexual working class apes, FUCK YOU!"

685   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 9, 8:54am  

Disney is going to have to lay off their H1-B's and hire Americans.

686   Rew   2016 Nov 9, 9:02am  

Sean Hannity press secretary? Newt Sec state? Rince chief of staff?

Obama care gone, for sure, but does the Iran deal go too?

Good luck Republicans.

687   Y   2016 Nov 9, 9:06am  

Iran deal probably will be sabotaged with ultra scrutiny which will result in US declaring breach of contract.
It's a new world now...

Rew says

Obama care gone, for sure, but does the Iran deal go too?

688   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 9, 9:08am  

Supposedly PA was won in and around the Lancaster area, meaning Trumps margin was roughly equivalent to the number of Amish votes.
www.youtube.com/embed/lOfZLb33uCg

690   indigenous   2016 Nov 9, 9:11am  

The Iran meme is fallacious and created by the neocons.

I don't think Trump is a neocon but Pence is.

The Iran deal should stay.

Obama care should go.

If they want to do something, get the fuck out of the middle east and go after Saudi Arabia.

691   indigenous   2016 Nov 9, 9:15am  

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

The US is more divided than I thought

I didn't hear that

692   Ceffer   2016 Nov 9, 9:19am  

All of our checks to China will bounce now.

693   Ceffer   2016 Nov 9, 9:20am  

Gropey McGroperson says

ALL CELEBRITIES THAT VOWED TO LEAVE THE U.S.A. IF TRUMP WINS, WE NOW DEMAND YOU TO FOLLOW THROUGH!!!! OUT! OUT! OUT!

Lena Dunham, Barbara Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell, Cher, Eddie Griffin, Samuel L. Jackson, John Stewart, Omari Hardwick, Whoopie Goldburg, Al Sharpton, Raven-Symone, Jennifer Lawrence, Barry, Diller, Miley Cyrus, George Lopez, Chelsea Handler, Jenny Slate, Neve Campbell, Zosia Mamet, Chloe Sevigny, Natasha Lyonne, Elisabeth Moss, Spike Lee, Kathryn Hahn, Lily Depp, Gabrielle Union, Matt Damon, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Amy Schumer, Will.I.Am, Bryan Cranston, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Keegan Michael-Key, Ne-Yo

This is what you would call a good start, but where are the KardashiFucks.

694   justme   2016 Nov 9, 9:31am  

Oabama post-election speech: He makes it sound like that it is only the process of Democracy (if you can call it that) that is important, and not the outcome. "And that's OK".

Very conciliatory. Very philosophical. Very Obama.

Yeah, Obama. How about adding some more process and prosecute the top 100 bankster criminals before you're out?

695   justme   2016 Nov 9, 9:33am  

zzyzzx is deplorable says

ALL CELEBRITIES THAT VOWED TO LEAVE THE U.S.A. IF TRUMP WINS, WE NOW DEMAND YOU TO FOLLOW THROUGH!!!! OUT! OUT! OUT!

Lena Dunham, ........., Lena Dunham.

Lena Dunham is going to self-deport. Twice.

697   Patrick   2016 Nov 9, 9:42am  

turtledove says

Maybe the delete button is why it seemed like some members were missing in action from this conversation. Could there have been poster fraud?

Some weird shit happened on the site yesterday:

* ssl cert was marked as expired on firefox only
* delete link appeared by all comments until i refreshed the code on the site
* automatic comments stopped for some people, and some comment submissions resulted in errors

Not sure any of it was hacking, but it was odd.

698   anonymous   2016 Nov 9, 9:52am  

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Supposedly PA was won in and around the Lancaster area, meaning Trumps margin was roughly equivalent to the number of Amish votes.

They sure came here often enough. I have a property adjacent the Lancaster airport, and about shit myself one day when I went out front and saw dozens of state police and black tahoes out front. Then the MAGA bus pulled up and i could breath a sigh of relief

699   anonymous   2016 Nov 9, 9:55am  

700   Tenpoundbass   2016 Nov 9, 10:21am  

rando says

and some comment submissions resulted in errors

I saw weired stuff too. I also got errors when clicking on the live Polling thread. Saying a totally different thread name didn't exist. I think it's because the name of the thread changed.
Because the thread title it said it couldn't find seemed like the previous title name. Also people on ignore were showing up. not only during live updates but when I would go to the page.
That lasted for a while then went away.
@patrick

701   Peter P   2016 Nov 9, 10:25am  

justme says

Lena Dunham is going to self-deport. Twice.

So... if she is deported and then deported again from deportation does it mean she is back?

702   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 9, 10:31am  

I have to figure some of the bad things happening were due to overloaded internet, since everyone was constantly refreshing election results (not just Patnet related, I mean the whole rest of the internet being overloaded).

704   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 9, 10:32am  

errc says

They sure came here often enough. I have a property adjacent the Lancaster airport, and about shit myself one day when I went out front and saw dozens of state police and black tahoes out front. Then the MAGA bus pulled up and i could breath a sigh of relief

705   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 9, 10:33am  

errc says

I have a property adjacent the Lancaster airport,

Think I can get the Strasburg Rail Road to dress up their train into an actual Trump train? I mean, it probably wouldn't hurt to ask, and they do dress up the train occasionally for special events.

706   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 10:35am  

Hopefully we'll at least get a Taylor Swift breakup song from this election. Maybe something like "We are never, ever getting back together" for Hillary Clinton, or "You should have said no" about Donald Trump, or "Bad Blood" for the rift between the DNC and BernieOrBust.

707   anonymous   2016 Nov 9, 10:35am  

Hell yea! Thomas is old hat anyway

It would be a big draw, that's for sure

708   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 10:36am  

zzyzzx is deplorable says

In their defense there are already too many horses' asses in this election.

709   Rew   2016 Nov 9, 10:38am  

Dan8267 says

Hopefully we'll at least get a Taylor Swift breakup song from this election.

Dan, I would have gone with this one:
www.youtube.com/embed/vNoKguSdy4Y

710   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 10:39am  

rando says

Some weird shit happened on the site yesterday:

Maybe the demonic forces that allowed Trump to win the election affected the PatNet servers. Demonic forces can have an effect on electronic equipment. That's just science. The ectoplasm generates EM fields.

711   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 10:39am  

Rew says

Dan, I would have gone with this one

She has so many good songs, you can't go wrong.

713   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 10:46am  

zzyzzx is deplorable says

ALL CELEBRITIES THAT VOWED TO LEAVE THE U.S.A. IF TRUMP WINS, WE NOW DEMAND YOU TO FOLLOW THROUGH!!!! OUT! OUT! OUT!

Lena Dunham, Barbara Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell, Cher, Eddie Griffin, Samuel L. Jackson, John Stewart, Omari Hardwick, Whoopie Goldburg, Al Sharpton, Raven-Symone, Jennifer Lawrence, Barry, Diller, Miley Cyrus, George Lopez, Chelsea Handler, Jenny Slate, Neve Campbell, Zosia Mamet, Chloe Sevigny, Natasha Lyonne, Elisabeth Moss, Spike Lee, Kathryn Hahn, Lily Depp, Gabrielle Union, Matt Damon, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Amy Schumer, Will.I.Am, Bryan Cranston, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Keegan Michael-Key, Ne-Yo

Dan8267 offers amnesty to some of these celebrities if they confirm their loyalty to the U.S. by sleeping with him. Offer void for Lena Dunham, Barbara Streisand, Rosie O’Donnell, and celebrities with dicks, except Matt Damon because, hey, he's Matt Damon.

714   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 10:47am  

Rew says

#Swifty2020

Taylor Swift would win in a landslide in 2020, especially because her fans will finally be able to vote.

715   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 10:49am  

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Supposedly PA was won in and around the Lancaster area, meaning Trumps margin was roughly equivalent to the number of Amish votes.

And how many of those Amish had voter IDs? Aren't we afraid of in person voter fraud?

A real voter ID would have to use electronics and RSA encryption, so the Amish couldn't use it.

717   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 9, 10:54am  

Hillary Supporters, Pre- November 8th

"Superdelegates are a fine and good institution that makes sure the most electable candidate wins."

Hillary Supporters, Post- November 8th

"Waah, Electoral College, Waaaah!!!"

718   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 9, 10:57am  

Clinton's decision to stay at the Hotel rather than suck it up like a big girl and face the nation is so Hillary Clinton.

719   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 11:01am  

Well, the Republicans are finally bringing dignity back to the White House...

720   Peter P   2016 Nov 9, 11:03am  

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Clinton's decision to stay at the Hotel rather than suck it up like a big girl and face the nation is so Hillary Clinton.

Did she have a concession speech ready yesterday night? Or did they use the speechwriter budget for the fireworks?

721   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 9, 11:04am  

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Clinton's decision to stay at the Hotel rather than suck it up like a big girl and face the nation is so Hillary Clinton.

Anybody else think she didn't come out last night because she was a goddamn mess, crying and screaming and throwing shot glasses and lamps?

722   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 11:04am  

Trump is already having a negative impact on the economy as PatNeters waste the entire work day writing smart ass comments about the election.

723   Dan8267   2016 Nov 9, 11:05am  

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

Anybody else think she didn't come out last night because she was a goddamn mess, crying and screaming and throwing shot glasses and lamps?

I'd hate to be Bill right now.

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