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Nope. I remember my mom kind of yelling at me for singing "my baloney has a first name, it's J-I-M-M-Y. My baloney has a second name it's C-A-R-T-E-R. Oh, I love to see him everyday, and if you ask me, why I'll say.... 'Cuz Jimmy Carter has a way of screwing up the USA.'" I think I was 8.

turtledove (actually her mom) says

Trump supporters believe he's going to give them everything they want, because they haven't been successful themselves and it's the government's fault. It's the government that holds them back -- and he will destroy it and they can be great, rich, or whatever.

Whoa, I hate it (or do I?) when your mom sounds exactly like me. Has she been reading this blog?

Peter P says

justme says

Lena Dunham is going to self-deport. Twice.

So... if she is deported and then deported again from deportation does it mean she is back?

No, silly, it is that she can only fit half of herself on the bus seat each time.

turtledove says

Nope. I remember my mom kind of yelling at me for singing "my baloney has a first name, it's J-I-M-M-Y. My baloney has a second name it's C-A-R-T-E-R. Oh, I love to see him everyday, and if you ask me, why I'll say.... 'Cuz Jimmy Carter has a way of screwing up the USA.'" I think I was 8.

True story: I bought baloney last night at the store. It must have been my subconscious mind telling me something about the election.

PS: you were a little rebel.

Rew says

www.youtube.com/embed/x0AA0OVZKz0

LOL!

Evidently reform is fueled by the tears of Hillary supporters.

Peter P says

Dan8267 says

Trump is already having a negative impact on the economy as PatNeters waste the entire work day writing smart ass comments about the election.

Nah, perhaps it costs as much productivity loss as that Google HTML5 Pac-Man.

You're right. PatNeters contribute nothing to the economy. What was I thinking? If anything, crime is going down because PatNeters are kept off the streets.

So russia's nukes are launched and shes in the hotel crying...can't even see the buttons in the suitcase.
Not ready for 3am decisions...

zzyzzx is deplorable says

Clinton's decision to stay at the Hotel rather than suck it up like a big girl and face the nation is so Hillary Clinton.

True story: I bought baloney last night at the store. It must have been my subconscious mind telling me something about the election.

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LOL! The predictive powers of baloney.

She's likely trying to plan her escape.
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The Canada-bound luxury bus with all the Hollywood limousine-Democrats will be departing shortly. I'm sure she can catch a ride if she hurries up.

That's a lot of red.

P N Dr Lo R says

That's a lot of red.

I think that's just blood coming out of your eyes ... or wherever ...

IHLlary is going to escape to Canada and become a fluffer for Rin's hookers.

justme says

No, silly, it is that she can only fit half of herself on the bus seat each time.

That is so wrong.

Arizona just finished it vote count!

https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/796876121698697216
AP NEWSALERT: Donald Trump has won Arizona's 11 electoral votes, 2 days after Election Day.

I nominate this for thread of the year. An epic middle finger to the political establishment.

Credit to Rew and Justme for sticking it out, even with a candidate I don't think either liked winning.

And a fine swan song for Turtledove as well, she was at her best.

BTW, Patrick, you should ban the two clowns who disliked this thread on general principle.

Anyone else get wood when Trump won the electoral college as well?

zzyzzx says

Anyone else get wood when Trump won the electoral college as well?

I must've jerked off 5 times that day, and then buried the little man in the canoe.

Where is the location of 2.9 million Clinton votes that don't count?
I really looked over the map closely.

HEY YOU says

Where is the location of 2.9 million Clinton votes that don't count?

I really looked over the map closely.

Mexico

HEY YOU says

Where is the location of 2.9 million Clinton votes that don't count?

I really looked over the map closely.

CA bay area

If those illegals were voting Republican, there would be a huge wall, a ditch, land mines, and drones shooting anyone trying to get in.