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It's been almost eight years and Obama has finally shown his true colors and issued an executive order to seize all Americans' guns starting next Thursday. He also announced his Christmas plan to exercise his right of prima nocta over all white women. This comes after the FBI has revealed that Obama was indeed born in Kenya and that all evidence to the contrary was faked. And all these revelations come at no surprise because the only other possible alternative is that the people saying these things over the past eight year were all batshit crazy morons.

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