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"Triggered" Lena Dunham Checks Into Posh Sedona Resort for "Vision Quest"


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2016 Nov 17, 12:40pm   2,241 views  18 comments

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"Asked the Canyon for some guidance. She said this week is going to be revolutionary, and so I threw my arms open and said 'bring it.'"

Last week we noted an article written by Lena Dunham for the feminist blog Lenny Letter, entitled "Don't Agonize, Organize," in which Dunham chronicled her complete devastation on election night after she realized that "something had gone horribly wrong". 

The three hours I spent at the Javits Center Tuesday night, surrounded by campaign staffers and fellow surrogates for Hillary Clinton, are blurred and spotty. At a certain point it became clear something had gone horribly wrong. Celebrants' faces turned. The modeling had been incorrect. Watching the numbers in Florida, I touched my face and realized I was crying. "Can we please go home?" I said to my boyfriend. I could tell he was having trouble breathing, and I could feel my chin breaking into hives. Another woman showed me her matching hive, hidden by fresh concealer.
 
At home I got in the shower and began to cry even harder. My boyfriend, who had already wept, watched me as I mumbled incoherently, clutching myself. "It wasn't supposed to go this way. It was supposed to be her job. She worked her whole life for the job. It's her job."
Since election day we've been peppered by one outburst after another from the disaffected snowflake who can't seem to come to terms with the results of the democratic process.  She recently went so far as to share her utter "terror" that a "predator will soon be residing in the White House."

Now, apparently the post-election stress has just overwhelmed the sensitive Dunham to the point that she has checked herself into a posh resort in Sedona, Arizona to recover from her misery.  Per the Instagram post below, Dunham has resorted to desert "vision quests" to help with her suffering.

Asked the Canyon for some guidance. She said this week is going to be revolutionary, and so I threw my arms open and said "bring it." (Good thing we got the week's first true smile on camera.) Loving you all and whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMx3oUultvS/

#DisgustingPig

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1   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 17, 2:21pm  

Hopefully she performs the Indian Smoke Ritual and the door to the longhouse gets stuck shut.

2   anonymous   2016 Nov 17, 2:50pm  

lack of intelligence, plain and simple.

3   WookieMan   2016 Nov 17, 3:01pm  

Keep it to just text next time please. Hence the dislike.

Hopefully the optometrist can get me in tomorrow. I now have an eye infection.

4   RWSGFY   2016 Nov 17, 4:53pm  

Who?

6   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 17, 5:12pm  

I liked this synopsis:

7   Blurtman   2016 Nov 17, 5:18pm  

Sounds like stories for adolescents.

Girls is an American television series that premiered on HBO on April 15, 2012. Created by and starring Lena Dunham, Girls is a comedy-drama following the lives of four young women living in New York City. The show's premise and major aspects of the main character were drawn from Dunham's own life.[2]

Lena Dunham as Hannah Helene Horvath: an aspiring writer living in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, known for her narcissism and immaturity, who struggles to support herself and find a direction in her life. She frequently struggles with various mental problems including OCD as well as being overweight from frequent binge eating.[7]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_(TV_series)

8   MAGA   2016 Nov 17, 5:30pm  

Who is this fat chick?

9   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 17, 6:42pm  

I don't mind chubby girls so long as they have decent tits and a cute face. The pear shaped ones can go.

10   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2016 Nov 17, 6:50pm  

Nasty pits!

11   Shaman   2016 Nov 17, 6:52pm  

Pear shaped with fat arms. Give her ten years and she'll have arm wattle, where her triceps area shivers like a Jamaican in Antarctica whenever she moves her arm. That is the grossest thing!
Beauty might be only skin deep, but her ugly goes straight to the bone!

12   WookieMan   2016 Nov 17, 7:10pm  

Thunderlips is Tovbot2 says

I don't mind chubby girls so long as they have decent tits and a cute face. The pear shaped ones can go.

She's lacking in all sectors... Don't even care what the content of the OP was. Make this post go away. No more comments.

13   Ceffer   2016 Nov 17, 7:16pm  

Never saw the show, but it was supposed to have lots of pointless, completely unrealistic hipster fucking and depravity, so it couldn't have been all bad.

14   anonymous   2016 Nov 17, 8:18pm  

just_passing_through says

Nasty pits!

that belly button. puke!

16   HEY YOU   2016 Nov 17, 9:28pm  

I've got PTSD from being on patnet.

17   AllTruth   2016 Nov 17, 9:37pm  

It's not that she's not necessarily attractive.

Not everyone is, and we can work with what we have as far as physical appearances, as genetically provided, and more importantly, try to be healthy (exercise, eat healthily, etc).

It's that she is a total, disgusting slob, who has no pride in her appearance, and doesn't even try; it's almost as if she is intentionally looking worse and being less healthy and more slovenly as an F-You to conventional norms.

I mean, she could at least exercise, wash, and cover those fat rolls that she apparently can't shed rather than flaunt them as openly as possible.

Maybe I wouldn't single her out for scorn or have as much derision for her if she didn't seem to go way out of her way to demean, berate and unfairly try to de-legitimize men, and more specifically, Caucasian men.

18   Ceffer   2016 Nov 17, 10:34pm  

Well, she solves one burning question: you CAN, after all, tattoo cellulite.

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