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So again fellas, can we be honest (if Jennifer Lopez had gotten her boobs made gigantic), wouldn't she be the ultimate T&A fantasy f.uck?

She a piece, fer sure. But there are so many bangable broads, why pick just one? As to bodacious ta ta's, I'm a C-DD kinda guy. Once we get to FFF, that's too loud for me.

Philistine says

She a piece, fer sure. But there are so many bangable broads, why pick just one? As to bodacious ta ta's, I'm a C-DD kinda guy. Once we get to FFF, that's too loud for me.

Dude, you'd completely missed the point!

There are plenty of Latinas with bootys, JLo does not have a monopoly on that.

The question here is if there's a confluence of T&As, which gets the guy what he needs, why can't a guy focus on that instead of society's BS on meaningful relationships and all the jazz?

Philistine says

Once we get to FFF, that's too loud for me.

Lol, that's an excellent way to put it.

I'm more into Mongoloid Spanish mixture of Latin American women than I am into the Afro Spanish mixture from the Caribbean.

Big assses are not good. Small asses look much better in a doggy position.

FP says

Big assses are not good. Small asses look much better in a doggy position.

Tenpoundbass says

I'm more into Mongoloid Spanish mixture of Latin American women than I am into the Afro Spanish mixture from the Caribbean.

Guys, instead of getting into the minuate ... how about simply f.ucking t.its and then, playing with some a.ss?!

First, get through the important stuff before worrying about the details.

Orifices are more fun.

Ppl, you don't get it. First it's about playing with some t.its and then, playing with with a.ss.

Why is this so complicated?

Rin says

Ppl, you don't get it. First it's about playing with some t.its and then, playing with with a.ss.

Why is this so complicated?

What about the pussy?

Rin says

Sure, for the past decade and a half, the world had been fetish-sizing JLo's a.ss, as some Latina perfection, however, I have a newer thesis ...

Who the fuck is "JLo"? Some reality television star or something?

I hear her name often, but I have no fucking idea who she is, or why I should give a fuck about her.

We've had access to unlimited porn and pictures of nude women for 2 decades now. Some dumb twat being promoted by the propaganda box, who cares about that?

Jennifer Lopez is cute.
She’s not beautiful.
On a good day in Baja California Sur I see several hot sexy babes, some are waitresses.

I might be in the minority here but ass all day!
Melons very close second lol

Rin says

So again fellas, can we be honest (if Jennifer Lopez had gotten her boobs made gigantic), wouldn't she be the ultimate T&A fantasy f.uck?

Not even close

If were discussing the finer details here, I think her ass looks strange. Looks like she has inflatable ass implants, or pants with ass pads, but I think she prob just hit the stair stepper too hard. When I see this type of ass it's usually on black chicks, not other races, but I never like it. Looks deformed IMO.

Not saying I wouldnt goto pound town... but if were judging on the celebrity / media scale where the norm is top beauties, I will subtract points.

*For the record I prefer ass first, tities second.

clambo says

Jennifer Lopez is cute.
She’s not beautiful.
On a good day in Baja California Sur I see several hot sexy babes, some are waitresses.

No, Jennifer Lopez is not even cute. Has little or no talent too.

Sorry, all tits must go in tits thread. The site does not have many rules, but that is one of them.

Since when did an ass the size of Texas become the standard? I find it terribly unattractive. Kim Kardashians ass is fucking gross.

Nice and fit. This is the ass of a person who is in good physical shape. Even this one is on the large side.

Now compare that to this disgusting nasty bitch. Yes, I'm a bit hateful toward Kim because she is, imo, a narcissistic person helping lead society down into degradation.



Just disgusting.

I'll defer my opinion about J-Lo to Cartman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQKDlNTEl6w

https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/0wye00/south-park-can-i-have-your-tacos

The volleyball player is my type for sure. Most volleyball players are if they don't have horse face. I like them tall.

I like boobs, but if married my opinion is bigger is worse if you make it to the end of life with the women. Gravity exists and anything bigger than a C is going to look like shit at some point. They get stretch marks and sag. So you need a boob job at some point, especially after kids or they just look like shit when you're 50-60. I'm good with a solid B/C. You see them, there can be cleavage and be attractive but gravity will hit them less hard. Just my 2¢.

It's kind of the same thing with dudes. A massive unit like 9" is uncomfortable for most women, if not painful. Sex should never be painful unless that's your kink. I wouldn't want a monster dick. I'm above the average but feel it's the perfect length and have been told as much.

I like the look of Latina women, but JLo is ugly (harsh I know) and has an awful voice talking and/or singing. I've never understood the appeal. Though I like a good ass. Her's is too much. I loved the past decade or so with the leggings/yoga pants on chicks that can pull it off. I almost spanked my SIL that could pull off being my wife's twin. Have to be careful with 4 SIL's.

WookieMan says

I'm above the average but feel it's the perfect length and have been told as much.

That must have been fun doing the survey and test runs.

WineHorror1 says

Nice and fit. This is the ass of a person who is in good physical shape. Even this one is on the large side.

Very nice and firm. If you are doing her doggy style and finish too soon, she will flex those buns and rip your dick off.

Ppl, J Lo is ancient history. Why is anyone bumping up this thread?

I think Ben Affleck is a moron for marrying her after seeing that she can't keep a guy, after 3 failed marriages.

Rin says

Ppl, J Lo is ancient history. Why is anyone bumping up this thread?

I think Ben Affleck is a moron for marrying her after seeing that she can't keep a guy, after 3 failed marriages.

I would never marry a famous woman let alone a woman thrice divorced.