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Tinder's new gender options

By Dan8267 following x   2016 Dec 30, 2:13pm 1,351 views   10 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


There are 37 of them.

http://www.newsweek.com/what-do-tinders-37-new-gender-identity-options-mean-522679

Is it just me or do all the options sound like the exact same thing, male/female hybrid?

Brings up an interesting point though. If you choose any of these new identities, aren't you just limiting yourself to basically zero matches since few people will be looking for the gender you pick?

Also, can you choose multiple options? Why not, they all mean the same thing.

#polisex

1   someone else   ignore (0)   2016 Dec 30, 2:33pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

There's male, female, and then lots of euphemisms for gay.

That's all there is, and all there ever was.

2   MAGA   ignore (1)   2016 Dec 30, 2:57pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

37 genders? That makes my head hurt.

3   Booger   ignore (3)   2016 Dec 30, 3:02pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

And the reason you happened to find out about all these choices is?

5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2016 Dec 30, 3:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They forgot "Inserter of Schlong Into Tweetie" and "Reverent Receiver of Schlong into Tweetie".

6   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2016 Dec 30, 10:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

What about bestialists?

Leave Call It Crazy out of this.

7   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2016 Dec 30, 10:26pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

rando says

There's male, female, and then lots of euphemisms for gay.

That's all there is, and all there ever was.

Not true. Some fun guys have 36,000 genders. Oh wait, that's fungi. Still it must be tough for a fungi to use Tinder.

8   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2016 Dec 30, 10:46pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What about a man attracted to attractive women-is that even allowed?

9   mmmarvel   ignore (0)   2016 Dec 31, 9:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

lostand confused says

What about a man attracted to attractive women-is that even allowed?

It will depend upon what degree of male he (she/it) is at that moment. What degree of female she (he/it) is at that moment. And what degree of attractiveness there is at that moment. It's simple really.

10   anonymous   ignore (null)   2019 Feb 15, 10:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tinder Creators Developing Bible App To Enable Swiping Left On Undesirable Verses

Known for its flagship app Tinder, online dating powerhouse Match Group is now developing a new Bible app that allows readers to swipe left when they find an undesirable Bible verse. The app — called Bible Tinder — will also allow people to swipe right on Scriptures they like, but would prefer out of context. Liked verses are added to a folder where they can be made into coffee mugs, t-shirts, necklaces, and tattoos.

Among its many features, Bible Tinder users can sync up their Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and other social media profiles with their account to receive customized suggestions based on their online behavior.

For instance, users who publicly profess to be pro-choice will receive an automated prompt that reads, “It looks like you are in favor of abortion. Would you like to delete the sixth commandment?”

Other users who prefer cohabitation can easily delete any references to preserving the marriage bed. The app will even detect pervasive disbelief and ask the user, “it appears you don’t actually believe anything the Bible teaches. Would you like to delete the whole Bible?”

The app will also offer a gold subscription so that students of the Scriptures can see what verses have been disliked by their favorite celebrities and online influencers.

“Finally, people will be able to alter the Scriptures and match their Bible up with relevant thought leaders and celebrities for a more culturally relevant Bible experience,” explained Tanisha Sparrow, VP of Match Groups’ new Bible Tinder division.

Gold subscribers will also be able to edit the Bible to fit their diverse lifestyle preferences.

Bible Tinder is set to launch in late April for a release in time for Easter.

https://babylonbee.com/news/tinder-creators-developing-bible-app-to-enable-swiping-left-on-undesirable-verses

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