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Pure genius way to screw with telemarketers


               
2017 Jan 31, 10:19am   1,184 views  7 comments

by Dan8267   follow (4)  

Driving Robocallers Crazy With the Jolly Roger Bot

Robocalls are among the more annoying modern inventions, and consumers and businesses have tried just about every strategy for defeating them over the years, with little success. But one man has come up with a bot of his own that sends robocallers into a maddening hall of mirrors designed to frustrate them into surrender.

The bot is designed not just to reroute the callers, but to frustrate them and waste their time, as well. Sometimes the Jolly Roger bot will press buttons to be transferred to a human agent and other times it will just recite inanities if a human is on the other end of the line to begin with. Anderson also has set up a system so other people can send their robocalls to the Jolly Roger bot.

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Applications to PatNet. Write bots to troll trolls. They don't have to produce intelligible text, just insults and cliche talking points. Thought: what if the trolls on PatNet are already bots? That would explain a lot.

#scitech

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1   Tenpoundbass   2017 Jan 31, 10:57am  

I got one the other day I put on the speakerphone then proceeded to drill him asking him "who sent you and why?"
Did Jim put you up to this? That Corksoaker he always screwing with me, giving you bastards my number.
Well speak up don't just sit there say "What" again, say "What" again!

then he hung up.

2   Patrick   2017 Jan 31, 3:10pm  

Dan8267 says

Write bots to troll trolls.

What would then be the most effective strategy to deal with that?

3   Dan8267   2017 Jan 31, 4:27pm  

rando says

What would then be the most effective strategy to deal with that?

This motherfucking Trollbuster will keep that motherfucker from trolling our shit. Know what I say? This Trollbuster keeps a troll from trolling your threads. It can also troll. Troll the motherfucker that's trolling your shit! And what if they got a Trollbuster, too? That's why I've got this Trollbuster Buster. When a motherfucker try to bust your troll with a Trollbuster, this will bust the motherfucking Trollbuster that's busting your troll.

4   Patrick   2017 Jan 31, 5:45pm  

Can't we all just get along?

5   Tenpoundbass   2017 Jan 31, 5:53pm  

Write bots to reply with "You can't say that!" and "Hey! You kiss your mother with that mouth?" and "Woah! Oh! Hey!"
then respond with any reply from that poster with "You talkin to Me?"

Write bots with different personality triggers, then get them to trigger each other.
That would be a riot watching troll bots duke it out for a change.

6   Y   2017 Jan 31, 5:55pm  

What? They're so rare you're announcing them now???

Dan8267 says

Thought:

7   Dan8267   2017 Jan 31, 8:35pm  

I'm announcing them because you have no idea what they are, Shrek.

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