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At least I have a car and I'm not obsessed with it like you clearly are.

And this is coming from a loser who hasn't made love to anyone but a fat, disgusting pig for the past 40 years. I'll take the smorgasbord of sex that's available to singles in today's mating market over that any day.

If you think Bob and Ironman are the same person, then you are not nearly as smart as you think you are. Bob is intelligent and well read. Ironman is.... not. And Bob doesn't come across as a typical conservative at all.

joeyjojojunior says

Bob is intelligent and well read.

Not based on most of his posts and threads.

In any case, they are both spiteful snowflakes, and that's my point. Hence, "Coincidence, evidence that the conservative right is peopled entirely by retards, or alts?". The implication being that if you discard the alt possibility, it becomes more probable that the conservative right is full of retards.

As I said in another thread, bob and Ironman are nothing alike.

Interestingly Ironman put one of my comments in ad hom jail for far less than what's in this post. FYI, he MIGHT be sensitive to comments about his ability to perform his marital duties.

Ironman says

Here's your favorite:

I would never cheat on your daughter.

By the way, posting the exact same joke with no variance is a sign of a small intellect and no ability to craft humor. It's really sad.

Here's an exchange that demonstrates just how stupid Call It Crazy really is. Remember, this is him being "smart".

Dan8267 says

You know, if the people had political will, they could establish a TOR-like public wifi network using smartphones, laptops, and tablets. Ad hoc wireless networking is well over 10 years old.

I bet the politicians would outlaw this if the people did it.

NuttBoxer says

Ubuntu home servers running on old PC's, and backyard antenna's to broadcast signal.

Dan8267 says

Too energy intensive. WiFi repeaters attached to solar panels. Self-sustaining. No need for electricity.

Ironman says

I bet they work really well at night.

Dan8267 says

Yes, because of something called a rechargeable battery, dumb ass.

#rechargableBatteriesDumbass

I was hoping for a battle of the wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

And CIC once more demonstrates his lack of wit.

Trolls have very small dicks. It's why they are always mad.

CIC in real life. He thinks he's tough, but he has yet to make an argument that doesn't make him sound like a dumb ass. He thinks he's witty, but toddlers can make better jokes them him. He thinks he's smart, but he doesn't even realize that electronic devices can use solar power to recharge #rechargeableBatteriesDumbass. He thinks he's cool, but he has no friends. He thinks he's a success, but he lives in a cardboard box in New Jersey with a fat pig he calls a wife. He hasn't had sex with a real woman in 40 years, but he has plenty of blow up dolls and goats. He's jealous of Dan's car because he has to take the bus. In short, he's proof that some loads were meant to be swallowed.

Again CIC demonstrates both his obsession with my car and his lack of creativity by posting the exact same lame joke for the one hundredth time. No variation. No new twist. No surprise. Just repeating his previous one hundred posts. No creativity whatsoever.

Still, it does give us insight into CIC's mind. He's obviously jealous of my wealth and success, and clearly he protest too much about penis size. If only the coward didn't hide every time he "invites" me to meet him, I'd pay to have someone give official measurements of my penis vs CIC's. I know damn well who would be found wanting. Men with sizable penises simply aren't as miserable or spiteful as CIC.

Ironman says

Sadly, my daughter has zero interest

Like many men, you have no idea what your daughter or your wife actually does.

However, to be fair, she's probably not your daughter.

CIC, you can fantasize all you want about me being interested in you, but it's just a fantasy. You might as well stay in the closet because no man would want you any more than a woman would. So there's really no more point in posting your selfies here or anywhere else. Stick to goats since at least you can coax them with food.

So to review:
1- You ban CIC and Bob#### so you don't have to converse with them
2- You create a thunderdome thread because you miss conversing with them.
Who again is triggered?

Dan8267 says

They are both easily triggered special snowflakes who get pissed off when they are banned from threads for being disruptive

Never confuse a smackdown with being triggered. I enjoy making piggy look like a fool. The only downside is that there is a poor village somewhere out there without its idiot.

Honey, you're not pretty enough to be this stupid.

Reusing my put-downs of you against me? Well, they must have really stung. Whenever I make fun of you, I forget the joke in five minutes. You remember them two years later! I must have struck a nerve.

That's really sad, but I'm sure you won't understand why, and I don't have the time or the crayons to explain it to you. But hey, evidently you kept the pictures. So they must have been good wacking off material. And I'm proud of you. That's a step up from goats.

Give me a break. I did not read whatever caused your problem with Bob (and his with you), but he sure as hell is not CIC.

Bob will sometimes annoyingly persist in an argument, just as you or I will. But I agree with him more often than not.

I'm glad this thread didn't deteriorate into another Dan vs. CIC brawl.

Ceffer says

I'm glad this thread didn't deteriorate into another Dan vs. CIC brawl.

Posts 19 and it's echo 26 are just terrible. When things devolve to the point of throwing poop, no one wins. Not even the spectators.

Clearly the troll CIC has been thoroughly trolled himself in this thread. He's desperate for anyone to give him accolades for his lame reposting of my put-downs of him. When I posted this thread I knew he could not resist, and he has thoroughly demonstrated how easily triggered he is. Ultimately trolls are individuals with no self-esteem, which is why it's really easy to counter-troll them. You can hear the desperation in CIC's latest posts begging people to agree with him.

www.eZXzyMbJ5qA

Ceffer says

I'm glad this thread didn't deteriorate into another Dan vs. CIC brawl.

At least it's very interesting, filled with original and funny jabs. We need more of this

BlueSardine says

So to review:

1- You ban CIC and Bob#### so you don't have to converse with them

2- You create a thunderdome thread because you miss conversing with them.

Who again is triggered?

Bingo. You said it. Dan is amazingly immature for someone who claims to be a professional person. It's hard to believe he really isn't a pimply 15 year old. First he posts a bunch of horny teen ager crap about his sex life then goes apeshit if anyone calls him out on it. If you act like a pimply 15 year old then expect to be treated like a pimply 15 year old. Don't throw it out there if you don't want people commenting in it.

The really funny part is watching dan, who is constantly posting about animal sex and his sexual prowess, bitching about CIC posting about animal sex. One has to wonder with so much posting about animal sex if dan's constant bragging about his alleged sexual prowess involves sex with humans.

errc says

At least it's very interesting, filled with original and funny jabs. We need more of this

Only on one side.

bob2356 says

Dan is amazingly immature

Just because you hate me, doesn't make me the immature one. And just because I can come up with creative put downs doesn't make me 15, although a 15-year-old would have been able to come up with better jibs than you did, and you had all the time in the world to think of ones.

On the bright side, your personality is the best contraceptive ever.

Correct.
Your posts do that.

Dan8267 says

Just because you hate me, doesn't make me the immature one.

Ironman's posts may be inflammatory, but at least he backs up his trash-talk with facts. Bob on the other hand, doesn't seem to know the difference between a source and his anus.

Ironman says

Ahhhh, here's the reason for Dan's behavior.

A scientific paper on CIC's behavior: Trolls are just psychopathic losers with no friends.

Of course, we could also blame CIC's tantrums on the goat shortage in New Jersey.

BlueSardine says

Correct.

Your posts do that.

Ah, the old "I know you are but what am I" retort. How original.

Just out of curiosity, what did I do to trigger you?

Only a self-hating, closeted homosexual is as homophobic and obsessed with gayness as piggy is.

His post also indicates a pathological jealousy of successful single men who can engage in fun affairs with a diversity of women, something that he will never be able to have being unhappily married to a fat, disgusting pig who cheats on him.

And for those who wonder how I know piggy is unhappily married, it's quite simple. First, he clearly is upset that he had to adopt a beard decades ago when homosexuality was not accepted in society. Second, any happily married man would not be upset that single men are enjoying a sexual smorgasbord precisely because he is happily married. Piggy's posts clearly illustrate a man who is miserable in his pathetic marriage. Furthermore, he gives every sign of being a cuckold. He's probably impotent, and that's why his wife gets some on the side.

CIC is actually repeatedly reposting my old putdowns of him. How stupid is he? It's like arguing that your not gay and then demanding to be fucked up the ass.

I remember you were too cowardly to show up. Afraid you would lose control?

Dan8267 says

bob2356 says

Dan is amazingly immature

Just because you hate me, doesn't make me the immature one. And just because I can come up with creative put downs doesn't make me 15, although a 15-year-old would have been able to come up with better jibs than you did, and you had all the time in the world to think of ones.

On the bright side, your personality is the best contraceptive ever.

Perfect I rest my case.

Hate you? Your self importance is misleading you, I could care less about you other than you providing some level of amusement when I don't have anything better to do. Paranoia will destroy ya.

NuttBoxer says

Ironman's posts may be inflammatory, but at least he backs up his trash-talk with facts. Bob on the other hand, doesn't seem to know the difference between a source and his anus.

Too funny coming from someone who has provided something like 2 wiki links in total out of all his comments. I've provided literally thousands of sources. Legitimate peer reviewed documented sources, not I believe it should be true fact free this is my opinion sources. You are a very confused person.

bob2356 says

Perfect I rest my case.

Translation, I've consistently outwitted you, so you are throwing a tantrum.

bob2356 says

I could care less about you

...which is why you keep coming back to this thread. 'Nuff said. You're triggered.

You have demonstrated the point of the original post. You and piggy have a lot in common in terms of personality and lack of intelligence.

Come on Dan. Bob has posted like 3 times on this thread compared to your 20+ times. And he's triggered?

Well, it is my thread, and the purpose of the thread was to troll the trolls. It makes sense that I would exploit this opportunity to repeatedly make fools of them.

bob2356 says

2 wiki links in total out of all his comments.

I only needed one to sink your ship Bob...

https://patrick.net/1302333/2017-02-01-leaked-republican-bill-aims-to-completely-abolish-the-epa?c=1377920#comment-1377920

Ironman says

Mission Accomplished!!

You're thinking of that idiot George Bush and the morons who voted for him.

#rechargeableBatteriesDumbass

NuttBoxer says

I only needed one to sink your ship Bob...

https://patrick.net/1302333/2017-02-01-leaked-republican-bill-aims-to-completely-abolish-the-epa?c=1377920#comment-1377920

That's pretty rich that you link to a thread where you looked like a fool for claiming that acid rain was a myth because you never witnessed it first hand.

joeyjojojunior says

That's pretty rich that you link to a thread where you looked like a fool for claiming that acid rain was a myth because you never witnessed it first hand.

JJJ, out of context, as usual. You deserve your own similar thread, but this isn't it.

Go back to manually copying and pasting everything on the internet...

Dan8267 says

Honey, you're not pretty enough to be this stupid.

this is amazing shit talk, haha