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2017 May 22, 4:17pm   91,330 views  503 comments

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495   Strategist   2017 Jun 20, 6:17pm  

curious2 says

Strategist says

I would still be an atheist. However, I would pretend to be a Muslim and yell "Allah ho Akbar" like the other clowns.

...and try to emigrate to a country with fewer Muslims, and then emigrate again to a third country with even fewer Muslims, as Ayaan Hirsi Ali had to do, then hope that third country doesn't import so many Muslims as to require you to emigrate yet again.

I would also change my name from Mohammad to Mark. Imagine being named after a fucking pedophile.

496   Rin   2017 Jun 20, 6:26pm  

Strategist says

I would also change my name from Mohammad to Mark. Imagine being named after a fucking pedophile.

I did fuck someone, aged 18 to 19, does that make me a pseudo-pedophile, even though I was 18 at the time?

Remember, Femi-Nazis are very particular about these things.

Today, on the average, it's ages 22 to 32. But if she's older than 32, I don't do wrinkled chicks!

Realize, J Lo is 40-50 but I'd still boink her.

497   Strategist   2017 Jun 20, 6:31pm  

Rin says

I did fuck someone, aged 18 to 19, does that make me a pseudo-pedophile, even though I was 18 at the time?

Nope. It makes you a horny teenager.

Rin says

Today, on the average, it's ages 22 to 32. But if she's older than 32, I don't do wrinkled chicks!

The older chicks are more experienced. Do want to have fun or not?

498   Rin   2017 Jun 20, 6:40pm  

Strategist says

Rin says

I did fuck someone, aged 18 to 19, does that make me a pseudo-pedophile, even though I was 18 at the time?

Nope. It makes you a horny teenager.

But what about morality and family values?

Strategist says

Rin says

Today, on the average, it's ages 22 to 32. But if she's older than 32, I don't do wrinkled chicks!

The older chicks are more experienced. Do want to have fun or not?

Dude, I don't want wrinkles. This a where someone like Jennifer Lopez excels.

499   Strategist   2017 Jun 20, 6:45pm  

Rin says

Nope. It makes you a horny teenager.

But what about morality and family values?

Sex between consenting adults is not immoral. Society telling you when, how, with whom, and why is immoral.

500   Dan8267   2017 Jun 20, 6:46pm  

Strategist says

The older chicks are more experienced.

Youth will beat experience any day.

501   Strategist   2017 Jun 20, 6:55pm  

Dan8267 says

Strategist says

The older chicks are more experienced.

Youth will beat experience any day.

Who is more likely to give a better BJ? A woman who has never done it? Or a woman who has been doing it every day for the past 10 years?

502   Dan8267   2017 Jun 20, 7:02pm  

Strategist says

Who is more likely to give a better BJ? A woman who has never done it? Or a woman who has been doing it every day for the past 10 years?

Depends on what you mean by "better". To me, the better blow job is the one I enjoy more, not necessarily the one with better technique. I'm sure Bea Arthur can gum the shit out of you, but I personally would not enjoy that. I'd be much happier with a mediocre blow job from Scarlett Johansson. The biggest and most important sex organ is the brain. Sex is mostly mental.

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