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Somebody should trip while holding a loaded shotgun in his vicinity and accidentally blow his balls off.

When they go low we win elections.

Hey, it happens more often than you might think.

FUCK the British by accident.
Slime bow down to monarchs.
America fucked them once,on purpose.

A-rabs gots the home country by de balls now jack...
no mo goin back to de roots.

I dunno about UK, but in the US, the standard is beyond all REASONABLE doubt, not beyond all possibility.

zzyzzx says

UK Court clears a Saudi businessman of raping a teenager because he claims he "tripped, fell on her and his penis landed inside her vagina"

Usually patients in emergency rooms claim to have tripped and fell ass-first onto penis-shaped objects. This excuse is a new variation.

Also, I suspect this is fake news. Where's the link to the source?