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Ceffer says

They really have to pile on her makeup and hair pieces and juice her up to get her out there.

I hate being derogatory of females, but this is spot on. As I mentioned probably an above average voice, but literally no one would know. She never sings in a non-mic'd up situation. I believe she's a rich bitch so $$$$ can make you what you want to be. Good for her. She's hideous in my world. She looks like a man.

Patrick says

I have often thought that a large portion of the income of doctors and hospitals is directly due to hypochondria.

So they have no reason to discourage hypochondria, but instead a motive to keep saying "See your doctor!"

At one point in my life a Dr. actually told me I might be a hypochondriac. At that time, I think I was. She recommended some type of mental medication and after I took for about 2 days, I was cured of going to the Dr. for frivolous things. I hated whatever that drug was and stopped after 2 days.

WookieMan says

When Lady Gaga sings live it's 100% auto tuned.

Please go back and watch and listen to those videos I linked to, and give me your opinion of Lady Gaga’s voice in those videos.

Undoctored says

WookieMan says

When Lady Gaga sings live it's 100% auto tuned.

Please go back and watch and listen to those videos I linked to, and give me your opinion of Lady Gaga’s voice in those videos.

I watched all the videos the first go around with this topic. Studio work and live work are one in the same now. Even 10-15 years ago. All live music is massively processed. That can include all instruments. Singing is the unique one where you can miss the note and have it completely corrected. You still have to play your instrument correctly.

And I'm not talking the rap autotune style. I could easily get an awful singer to sound exactly like Lady Gaga live. Even a man. Actually auto tune might be the OG of AI.

Every clip linked she had a mic. I know the OP is about Gaga, but you think a 90 year old Tony Bennett can even sing the way he did at that age?? Hell no. They were 100% processed.

That's why shows like Unplugged in the 90's on MTV was so popular. Love or hate his voice, that was Kurt Cobain's voice during his unplugged session. Gaga could not do that show today without modern tech. There are very rarely naturally good singers if you take the mic away.

WookieMan says

I believe she's a rich bitch so $$$$

Same elite private high school in Manhattan as Rose Kennedy. Father was one of the execs who became a consultant, massively increased his pay, and then advised AT&T not to let anybody leave and become a consultant.

Lady Gaga is probably a few years older than she claims to be, which is common in the music industry. She also stole her entire look and persona from another performer, named Lady Starlight or something, that she performed with and collaborated with on several occasions before she got famous, so she can't claim she didn't know who she was. Her hit albums, including her first, were all written by master producers and corporate lyricists.

Music is not even close to art like is was decades ago. The processes have been systemized. An example of manufactured reality. The actual song writers might be the only artists left and even that process can be broken down to a formula.

Tenpoundbass says

my shoulder, neck and right arm was fucked up for two whole years.

A fucked up shoulder can take a long time to heal. A while back, I assumed a shower rod was screwed into the wall (it wasn’t) and went crashing down onto the floor from a high-walled tub in a hotel. Let out a string of curses. My shoulder was fucked up to 6 motnhs at least. My primary care physician discouraged me from geting surgery and said that time would heal it, which it did. It was a motherfucker, tho.

Everyone I know that got the surgery, lost some mobility in their shoulder. Mine healed fine, but from time to time I get a tingle in my wrist, I suspect is a pinched nerve in my shoulder as my shoulder will have a dull burning sensation at the same time. Usually after using something like a chipping hammer to bust out cinder block for a 1900 two gang electrical box.

Undoctored says

has a great voice and can hold her own with a standard microphone

What is a standard microphone? The microphone has nothing to do with what I'm talking about at all. I record drums in my basement that sound as good as any $4k microphones like overhead condenser mics with $200 mics. It's the rack mount equipment. Studio or live.

I'm doing my solo drum recording, but did it for 20 years paid gigs and doing albums. Don't know how old you are but the tech has been extremely advanced for quite some time to process live vocals. The microphone is moot. It's all going through rack mount equipment to make it sound better and can alter the voice if it's close enough to pitch and tone.

She might sound above average acoustically WITHOUT a mic, but she's not a great singer even with the assistance. I mean that's like saying Brittany Spears is a great singer. Adele is one that passes my great singer test, though she's also processed heavily. They all are. The music industry is the front runner of AI over 20 years ago. We just called it effects.

Also "in the box" is extremely advanced. If I have a snare hit that is just off a little, there are plugins that will allow you to align them perfectly. This is consumer level grade stuff. You can buy some crazy shit for live audio. Hell, look at lighting at live events. It's unreal what even a smaller band can do now.