How about 'Chicks With Dicks 'N Kids' Day? or 'Kids, I Lopped Off My Dick, And Now We Have To Wait Until Mother's Day'? 'Dad Has Tits Day' has a nice ring to it, too!
Hope Dad isn't having hot flashes because he hasn't gotten his hormone injections on time.
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