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FortWayne says

If it moves, tax it. - Democrats

You forgot "fine it, fee it, excise it, surcharge it, bond it, make it illegal so you can lawyer-plunder it, rape and extort it in every way imaginable".

Maybe these laws will stem the hemorrhoid epidemic at hi tech companies by making the Aeron surfers actually walk out the doors.

What are you in for?

I was caught talking my lunch to work and found guilty of violent assault on Fuddruckers bottom line.

Another thing they could do is open the Cafe up to the outside as well. And charge people off the street more to eat there.
And give a per diem allowance for all employees.

We need think tanks that sit around a room and dream up ways to fuck the American Communist and drive them back into the Sewer of History.
They need to be disenfranchised down trodden and inflicted with so much woes they would wish the hell they shut the fuck up after Trump got elected.

This November Fuck every damn last Liberal Commie in America straight up the God Damned Poop Shoot and Vote Republican down the ticket.