Malawi man accused of raping goat-claims he asked goat for permission first

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2019 Jan 4, 8:40pm 2,799 views 16 comments

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RWSGFY 2019 Jan 4, 8:42pm

Did he get a hoof print on a concent form first?

Ceffer 2019 Jan 4, 11:18pm

Bleat once for yes and two for no.

lostand confused 2019 Jan 5, 12:14am

So which of the 254 million genders does this pair belong to?

georgeliberte 2019 Jan 5, 6:22am

Believe the goat!

5 mell 2019 Jan 5, 6:42am

#believegoats

Booger 2019 Jan 5, 8:28am

At least he didn't do it while a train load of commuters passed by:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/commuters-saw-man-have-sex-with-goat-6329803.html

MrMagic 2019 Jan 5, 9:29am

Did Dan move to Malawi?

RWSGFY 2019 Jan 5, 9:33am

MrMagic says

Did Dan move to Malawi?

I doubt it: the article is about a man fucking a goat, not about a duck fucking a man.

Strategist 2019 Jan 5, 9:42am

Another case of......It was consensual sex, not rape.

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut 2019 Jan 5, 10:57am

Is goat demanding shotgun wedding?

Ceffer 2019 Jan 5, 11:19am

It wasn't a rape unless witnessed by four other male goats.

12 clambo 2019 Jan 7, 5:03am

The goat was later upset: "He never texts, he never calls...."

georgeliberte 2019 Jan 7, 5:12am

#goatstoo

georgeliberte 2019 Jan 8, 8:14am

A good legal defense is that I started out with a normal looking woman who it turns out is a witch that can transform herself into a goat.

georgeliberte 2019 Jan 10, 12:41pm

Malawai goats

Ceffer 2019 Jan 10, 1:29pm

Does a goat pre-nup require pleadings or bleatings?

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