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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,083,338 views  41,421 comments

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10005   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 10:51am  

"We can assure the American people that every significant drug dealer and opium infrastructure cooperator will be taken out of AFG first!"

10006   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 10:53am  

"You can't fuck a dog, though, to tell the truth, I've never tried it! Yet."
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/30850
10007   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 11:18am  

BREAKING NEWS! Kamala Harris held hostage in Singapore Brothel, and she refuses to leave!
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/30854
10008   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 11:38am  

"CIA director, lobbies Taliban for opium poppy franchise, but gaffes by spraying Taliban leader with DDT before shaking hands." "Do you really think I want to catch Taliban crabs from those fuckers? Do you know how long they have been in those hills? And, you don't know what kind of goats' assholes their hands have been in."
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/30874
10009   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 12:20pm  

Drunken, staggering, slurring Nancy Pelosi shrill screams at Democrats who object to dismantling of our country for Globalists. Bill calls in and threatens to unleash IHLlary on them with her Vatican assassin's cult.
https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/1978
10011   richwicks   2021 Aug 24, 2:23pm  

Ceffer says


I think it's funny it says "earlier this month".

It was last fucking week. The war ended on August 15, 2021.

That was !! 9 !! days ago.
10012   Onvacation   2021 Aug 24, 5:19pm  

Trust the science!


10013   Onvacation   2021 Aug 24, 5:20pm  

Who are we?

10016   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 6:47pm  

Another pundit claimed the military (not under Biden's control) set this up on purpose. Also claims that Taliban special factions are armed, equipped and trained by US military (the guys wearing the American gear and uniforms?). Also says that military refused to evacuate the operatives and henchman who were involved in the drug trades, which is why Austin had to press gang civilian airliners for evacuation.

Can't vouch for any of this, but it seems to make some sense. I thought that Trump may have set this up to fuck Biden and the Globalist criminal elements in AFG.

Also claims that these military withdrawn are being prepped for offensive on G7 crooked puppets. I will definitely reserve judgment on that one. I think there is something to the devolution strategies (Trump declared election infrastructure as strategic and any move against it by foreign power an act of war). However, might be a cold day in hell before we ever see the military intervene to clean things up.
10018   richwicks   2021 Aug 24, 7:31pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Did Biden actually string those words together, or is that a compilation, or is it a voice actor?

If he actually said that, that is the craziest thing I've heard from him so far, and I've heard a lot.
10021   richwicks   2021 Aug 24, 7:53pm  

Tenpoundbass says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt7WPjsYl44


Well F me... I'm amazed that was allowed to be put on television.

I do notice there aren't a million Republican zombies constantly shouting and screaming that Joe Biden is crazy, or mentally incompetent - like I did with the left wing zombies for 4 fucking years. Guess they really don't give a shit if the president actually is a vegetable.
10022   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 8:25pm  

1951
10023   Ceffer   2021 Aug 24, 8:29pm  

Don't they ever get tired of the goat asshole porn?
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/30940
10031   Ceffer   2021 Aug 25, 9:49am  

Hopium, oh, Hopium, Wherefore Art Thou Hopium?

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/30983
10032   Patrick   2021 Aug 25, 10:00am  

Ceffer says


Brilliant and very relevant to right now.
10039   HeadSet   2021 Aug 25, 6:01pm  

No, not "AntVaccist." Reasonable people are not against actual vaccines like polio and measles. It should be "Anti-Jab." If you are looking to pun "anti-Facist," maybe pun "antifa" with "Anti-ja."

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