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By Patrick follow Patrick   2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 125,693 views   7,596 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


No incitement to yet more leftist hate and murder will be allowed.

No one on the right is being violent or murdering anyone.

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7557   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2020 Aug 6, 12:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Gollee! Working at Facebook is just like being in Mom's basement in heaven.
7565   WookieMan   ignore (5)   2020 Aug 9, 8:18am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says

Lol. Then don't send a fucking truancy official to my house or call me because I take my kids on vacation during the school year.... cunts. No, we'd rather have you travel during summer or winter break when costs are 5x's normal. It's the one benefit of this virus. Schools, counties and government don't have a leg to stand on anymore with regards to attendance. Gotta take the positive from any negative situation. There usually is one unless you're dead.
7570   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2020 Aug 10, 11:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I think anyone struck on the highway, needs to be charged with a Federal crime when they get out of the Hospital.

If we make it a big fucking deal, then people will think what a big fucking deal it is to be in the street, road or highway not paying attention putting the impetus on the motorists who are doing other things like minding the speed, and mirrors and negotiating lane changes. Nobody expects a fucking retard to rise up to the challenge of playing chicken with their flesh against 2 to 3 tons of steel, rubber and glass.

Even Cops should make a point to get the fuck out of the highway and make sure their traffic stop does the same.

It's a beautiful system when you see other countries treat the highways like they are places for cars only and there is no reason what so ever for humans to be the blacktop.
It also breeds a higher caliber of IQ citizens, they're not as fucking buck tooth stupid as the American morons that play in the street then bitch and moan when they end up roadkill.

Get the Fuck out of the streets you damn loser retards!
7585   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2020 Aug 11, 5:38pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

You see what the Liberals did there?

7586   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2020 Aug 11, 5:40pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Feed a transgender family of 4 for a month.

7589   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Aug 12, 8:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

John McAfee, former founder of McAfee Antivirus Software, was reportedly arrested in Germany for making an unwelcome fashion statement with his face cover when he wore a woman's thong - instead of a face mask - over his head.

McAfee tweeted out on Monday that he had been detained because he wouldn't put on a medically certified mask instead of the thong.

He wrote: "Visited Catalonia just before Europe banned Catalonians from travelling. Tried to return to Germany and were refused entrance. They demanded we wear masks. I put on my thong mask. They demanded I replace it. I refused. Tussle. Jail. Black eye. Released."

7591   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2020 Aug 12, 10:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
woman's thong - instead of a face mask - over his head.

Story is incomplete. He wore the thong mask with the girl still in it.
7594   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2020 Aug 13, 8:32am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

woman's thong - instead of a face mask - over his head.
Story is incomplete. He wore the thong mask with the girl still in it.
Only if she were an underage teenie, John McAfee, former founder of McAfee Antivirus Software, is a well-known pedophile like Epstein.
7595   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2020 Aug 13, 8:34am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      


Her fellatio may have figured in also.
7596   NoCoupForYou   ignore (2)   2020 Aug 13, 2:16pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I can already tell this album is gonna suck, just from the cover.

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