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By Patrick follow Patrick   2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 164,298 views   9,267 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


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9228   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Apr 14, 10:33am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Minneapolis City Council To Offer Looting Passports

https://outline.com/cNpUpK
9229   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Apr 14, 10:37am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Sesame Street Introduces 'Todd', A White Male Muppet Who Is Blamed For Everything

https://babylonbee.com/video/45
9230   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Apr 14, 10:38am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

The Babylon Bee Fact-Checks 9 Claims About The Georgia Election Law

https://outline.com/nrKkjv

I like the last one:

CLAIM: The law could lead to the elimination of all rights in Georgia.
FACT: False. Your constitutional rights will be even safer, because Democrats will be less likely to win.
9231   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Apr 14, 10:46am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

The new Georgia election law allows guns in the polling places to shoot all voting machines: Fact!
9232   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Apr 14, 11:00am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Study: Majority Of Homeschoolers Arrive At College Woefully Unprepared For Gender Studies

https://outline.com/W73nVB
9235   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Apr 14, 12:17pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

"okay! okay!" (As Joe Pesci would say it in the Lethal Weapon movies)

I know that *I* have a dirty mind. (probably the only one on PatNet who exceeds my dirty mindedness is @Rin) But seriously? Do any of you see the same image I am seeing here? I am speaking of how they did the 'thermometer' image on the far left of this:

9236   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Apr 14, 12:47pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Lol, maybe so!

I also think they tried to get Gavin making the L sign for LOSER on his forehead.
9237   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Apr 14, 12:54pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
I also think they tried to get Gavin making the L sign for LOSER on his forehead.


Yeah! I missed that one completely.
9243   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Apr 15, 3:03pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-conspiracy-theorists-now-more-accurate-than-journalists

U.S.—According to several studies of claims made by both journalists and conspiracy theorists over the last 5 years, conspiracy theorists were determined to be much more accurate than almost all journalists.

"Yeah, the last four years really flipped the numbers," said Dr. Scooter Buggleputt, who conducted the study. "To be clear, conspiracy theorists have a fairly low accuracy rate, but journalists are at almost 0% accuracy right now since pretty much everything they say is just made up."

The study cites the Russia investigation as the primary driver of journalism's descent into harmful disinformation. Meanwhile, the increasingly bizarre and depraved conduct of elites around the world lends credence to ideas that were once seen as conspiracy theories.

"What can I say?" said Buggleputt. "It's a crazy world! Now could you please pass me some more tinfoil?"

In light of this new study, the Pulitzer Prize board has announced they will be awarding their top honor to Alex Jones, for his stellar reporting on estrogen in the water making frogs gay.

CNN has dismissed the study as Russian disinformation.
9244   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Apr 15, 3:08pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
CNN has dismissed the study as Russian disinformation.


"but has had the desirable side effect of increasing the Covid death count and increasing CNN's fear mongering click bait! Kill more for Covid ratings!"
9245   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2021 Apr 15, 3:39pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

ON BEING SELFISH IN THE AGE OF COVID
9246   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Apr 15, 4:13pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ringo Star being selfish.
9247   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Apr 15, 4:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

It's a great little video.
9248   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2021 Apr 15, 4:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

This used to be funny

9249   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Apr 15, 4:52pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Good point.

No one should ever believe there is any limit to communism or fascism. They will take as much power as they can get and keep it as long as they can.
9251   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Apr 15, 5:32pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Me Chinese me play joke, me put Fentanyl in your Coke.
9255   FuckCCP89   ignore (5)   2021 Apr 16, 9:29am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

RC2006 says


"She died doing what she loved"
9259   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Apr 16, 6:57pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

A satanist goes in a SATANIC MEAT MARKET
He asks for a POUND of HUMAN BRAINS

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
what kind do you want
I got DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains
and CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN brains

The Satanist asks
how much are they

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE brains are a BUCK a pound
and the DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains are TWENTY THOUSAND per pound

The SATANIST asks
why such a big difference

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
do you know how many DEMOCRAT ATHEISTS it takes to make a POUND of BRAINS
9260   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Apr 16, 7:27pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Karma hard at work
Woman Finds Severed Finger in Driveway Next to Slashed Tires

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIkKv-qPylk
9261   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Apr 16, 7:33pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

6 crew members were on a fishing boat, when the Captain came on deck asked if anyone knew how to pray.
One of the crew stepped forward, and said he was a Catholic and went to seminary school, and he indeed knew how to pray and would be proud to volunteer.
The Captain handed him a Bible, then informed the other members of the crew, they were talking on water and are bound to sink and there's only 5 life vests.
9262   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Apr 16, 7:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll ya have?"

The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."

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