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10284   Eric Holder   2021 Sep 7, 11:30am  

Ceffer says


They all died and turned into zombies. Everybody knows how hard it is to fight zombies.
10286   Patrick   2021 Sep 7, 12:53pm  

richwicks says
Ceffer says
Maybe Antifa, FBI, BLM and crisis actors will wind up shooting each other. Patriots have been warned not to attend another false flag.


So up, and stand in complete silence.

That's how to handle it. Just show numbers. Go nowhere, anybody that causes a racket or does any violence is immediately identified as an agent provocateur.

Don't live stream, turn off your 4/5g - your phone is nothing more than a camera.


This is an excellent suggestion, imho.
10287   Ceffer   2021 Sep 7, 12:54pm  

Eric Holder says

They all died and turned into zombies. Everybody knows how hard it is to fight zombies.

I just happen to be playing a zombie computer game now called 'Days Gone'. Never thought I would play a zombie game but it has turned out to be pretty good.

10288   BayArea   2021 Sep 7, 1:13pm  

Ceffer says


Edit:

2% infected die, if you believe that from our media
10289   Patrick   2021 Sep 7, 1:36pm  

BayArea says
2% probably died, just like here.


@BayArea

What? Neither 2% of the population nor even 2% of the infected died, not by a long shot.

At worst, 0.3% of the infected die, almost all of them elderly. And a far far smaller percentage of the population.
10290   Eric Holder   2021 Sep 7, 1:40pm  

Patrick says
At worst, 0.3% of the infected die, almost all of them elderly.


I doubt there were many elderly fighters among Taliban troops to begin with.
10291   Ceffer   2021 Sep 7, 3:23pm  

Fauci movie trailer currently has an abysmal like to dislike ratio.

10292   Ceffer   2021 Sep 7, 3:25pm  

10293   Ceffer   2021 Sep 7, 3:27pm  

Blinken mad that he has to make up a bunch of bullshit about AFG next week.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/32590
10294   richwicks   2021 Sep 7, 3:41pm  

Patrick says
richwicks says
Ceffer says
Maybe Antifa, FBI, BLM and crisis actors will wind up shooting each other. Patriots have been warned not to attend another false flag.


So up, and stand in complete silence.

That's how to handle it. Just show numbers. Go nowhere, anybody that causes a racket or does any violence is immediately identified as an agent provocateur.

Don't live stream, turn off your 4/5g - your phone is nothing more than a camera.


This is an excellent suggestion, imho.


The biggest problem of protestors is they are not trained to identify agent provocateurs and most people don't believe they exist in America! The US wouldn't do that!!! Well, they do.

Somebody breaks something, attacks somebody? You point them out, you surround them, and start chanting "agent provocateur" and point them out. Have them removed, COOPERATE with the police, even if they attack you. Record the event, do not depend on wireless networks working. Ideally, don't record on a phone, record on a camera - that cannot be hacked.

You need signs to identify what you're protesting, so the media can't later claim you were protesting something entirely different - for example, that you were protesting FOR the war in Iraq.

EVERY GROUP IS INFILTRATED. Expect to be infiltrated, do NOT be paranoid, it's just part of it. When you identify an agent provocateur, you don't beat their ass (although they deserve it) - you simply remove them by pointing them out.

No masks, let people be identified, break no laws, trespass nowhere. Don't litter - ANY excuse that can be used to arrest you will be used. Be polite with the police, don't argue with the police, cooperate with them. They are just following orders, maybe even illegal orders.

I'm no expert in protests, but I've listened to experts in protests.

One of the most chilling protests I saw was, I think at UC Davis. Some police officer maced 5 people who were sitting and blocking traffic or something. I forget. I think it might have been an OWS protests. A few days later, 100's of students came out, and just did nothing, entirely in silence - as the college administrator walked through in silence to her car. No violence, just a raw show of power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8775ZmNGFY8

There it is.
10295   HeadSet   2021 Sep 7, 4:39pm  

richwicks says
A few days later, 100's of students came out, and just did nothing, entirely in silence - as the college administrator walked through in silence to her car. No violence, just a raw show of power.

Did the Chancellor lose her job or did anyone involved in the protested event get fired or even disciplined? All those lined up silent students were mostly a show of disapproval, not power. The Chancellor may even be thinking "they DARE NOT act against me."
10296   richwicks   2021 Sep 7, 4:51pm  

HeadSet says
Did the Chancellor lose her job or did anyone involved in the protested event get fired or even disciplined? All those lined up silent students were mostly a show of disapproval, not power. The Chancellor may even be thinking "they DARE NOT act against me."


I don't know what happened, but I disagree - this is clearly a show of force.

If something sparked there, she could have easily been beaten to death.

Imagine a situation in which Biden was invited to speak, and the entire audience just began to shout the second he started to speak for 2 seconds and then fell to silence. How intimidating would that be?

She was practically whispering, she was obviously fearful, and she should have been. The entire group of students are acting as one, doing the same thing, and they are NOT being directed. Identify the leader in that group? There isn't one. That's what's scary. You have 100's of people who are in complete agreement and they aren't being led.
10298   Tenpoundbass   2021 Sep 7, 5:51pm  

Milley looks like a Heavy Metal Lord with those long locks. The other one still looks like a weirdo.
10302   zzyzzx   2021 Sep 8, 9:05am  

10307   Ceffer   2021 Sep 8, 12:24pm  

LOL! Biden is giving his staffers panic attacks.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/32700
10309   Ceffer   2021 Sep 8, 1:00pm  

Bill Gates: "I never saw a person of color who I didn't want to sterilize."
10310   Ceffer   2021 Sep 8, 1:38pm  

Gavin musta shared his stash with Kamala, with a Pelosi chaser. She sounds drunk/stoned or both of the above:

https://t.me/Qtah_17/7403
10311   Patrick   2021 Sep 8, 1:42pm  

Yes, she does sound drunk.
10312   BayArea   2021 Sep 8, 3:09pm  

Patrick says
BayArea says
2% probably died, just like here.


@BayArea

What? Neither 2% of the population nor even 2% of the infected died, not by a long shot.

At worst, 0.3% of the infected die, almost all of them elderly. And a far far smaller percentage of the population.


Whoops, meant 2% of infected. But I’m sure that’s exaggerated by our media. And as was said, the elderly probably aren’t so much fighting for the Taliban. Therefore the 0.3% estimate or less is probably more like it.
10313   mell   2021 Sep 8, 3:24pm  

BayArea says
Patrick says
BayArea says
2% probably died, just like here.


@BayArea

What? Neither 2% of the population nor even 2% of the infected died, not by a long shot.

At worst, 0.3% of the infected die, almost all of them elderly. And a far far smaller percentage of the population.


Whoops, meant 2% of infected. But I’m sure that’s exaggerated by our media. And as was said, the elderly probably aren’t so much fighting for the Taliban. Therefore the 0.3% estimate or less is probably more like it.


That's 2 % of those who seek an MD or the hospital with symptomatic infection, the number of infected on the record is much higher (includes many asymptomatic +ive PCR tests). 0.3% of infected is the ifr, likely much lower because we can only estimate the number of unrecorded infections, some estimate they are up to 4 times higher than the records.
10314   Ceffer   2021 Sep 8, 5:20pm  

The Annals of DUHHHHHHHH! At least they didn't say it was 'completely safe'.
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/25075
10315   Patrick   2021 Sep 8, 5:21pm  

Gosh, isn't it a bit late after 2 billion people have been subjected to it?
10316   ChauvinsKnee   2021 Sep 8, 5:24pm  

Patrick says
Gosh, isn't it a bit late after 2 billion people have been subjected to it?


NOBODY COULD HAVE PREDICTED ANY OF THIS!
10320   Ceffer   2021 Sep 8, 11:03pm  

Never challenge a woman in sport who is an expert at kicking balls:
https://www.the-sun.com/news/3616102/naked-football-team-takes-to-field-germany/

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