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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,147,488 views  42,267 comments

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10510   Patrick   2021 Sep 17, 9:26am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-cautions-against-taking-the-red-pill


ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has cautioned Americans against taking the red pill, as it can lead to severe side effects such as "realizing the truth about the way our society is manipulated by the elites" and "spending all your time on YouTube watching Jordan Peterson videos."

According to the CDC, many are overdosing on red pills, which are a black market drug that has never been approved by the American government.

"We've seen a lot of people recommend taking the red pill," said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky. "And we just have to remind everyone that the CDC is not approved by the FDA or any other governing body. It could spread ideas like that freedom is a good thing and that thinking for yourself is a healthy American value. People might start getting the wrong idea."

Walensky said the red pill is contagious, and that just one person taking it could lead to more and more instances of people thinking outside the box of conventional opinion and questioning their leaders.

Meanwhile, the FDA is rushing out an emergency approval process on a new, stronger blue pill to counteract the red pill crisis.
10512   Tenpoundbass   2021 Sep 17, 9:30am  

Is this from Mad TV "Lowered expectations" skit?

Ceffer says
10513   Patrick   2021 Sep 17, 10:05am  

https://notthebee.com/article/this-weirdo-following-and-harassing-a-woman-in-target-over-masks-is-the-perfect-metaphor-for-america-right-now


These are the literal two sides of the political aisle right now:

Side 1: You are a bad person. I am going to stalk you explain how bad you are, because we are all going to die unless you submit to medical tyranny and hide your face like a good citizen.

Side 2: Please leave me alone.
10521   Ceffer   2021 Sep 17, 1:31pm  

Macron furious at losing nuclear submarine kickbacks:
https://t.me/The_Library_II/54376
10522   Ceffer   2021 Sep 17, 1:34pm  

"I'll take two holy waters to go with that blow job."
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/25598
10536   Ceffer   2021 Sep 17, 3:11pm  

I'm surprised Newsom hasn't pulled "The Vaccine Passport" stunt. Gun shy from stealing the recall election?
https://t.me/The_Library_II/54384
10537   Ceffer   2021 Sep 17, 3:11pm  

LOL! "Durham is coming, Durham is coming, DURHAM IS COMING????"
10538   AmericanKulak   2021 Sep 17, 3:12pm  

Ceffer says


Look at that Cishetero White Male Toxicity.
10539   Ceffer   2021 Sep 17, 3:14pm  

The 'New Hardy Boys' are pregnant child trannies.
10541   Ceffer   2021 Sep 17, 4:11pm  

LOL! Trump cracks me up.
10542   Ceffer   2021 Sep 17, 4:12pm  

The Clowns investigate self and find self completely exonerated.
10545   richwicks   2021 Sep 17, 5:34pm  

I heard that 1/2 the country can't name the 3 branches of government. I think that's ridiculous that they can't name

1) The military industrial complex
2) Corporations
3) Hollywood.

How could anybody not know that?
10546   Ceffer   2021 Sep 17, 6:10pm  

The government has three branches?
10548   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Sep 17, 9:11pm  

Ceffer says
The government has three branches?


Reminds me more of a slime mold these days.
10549   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Sep 17, 9:15pm  

Patrick says


Mmmm... It's more big pharma and bankers like Roche Pat. I've quit those when they bought biotechs I've worked for. So far biotechs are still pretty good in my book. Smaller, better tech, better people, more people that truly want to help humans or other positive things. I hope it stays that way before I retire soon though.

Long term probably won't stay that way.

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