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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,146,698 views  42,258 comments

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10545   richwicks   2021 Sep 17, 5:34pm  

I heard that 1/2 the country can't name the 3 branches of government. I think that's ridiculous that they can't name

1) The military industrial complex
2) Corporations
3) Hollywood.

How could anybody not know that?
10546   Ceffer   2021 Sep 17, 6:10pm  

The government has three branches?
10548   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Sep 17, 9:11pm  

Ceffer says
The government has three branches?


Reminds me more of a slime mold these days.
10549   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Sep 17, 9:15pm  

Patrick says


Mmmm... It's more big pharma and bankers like Roche Pat. I've quit those when they bought biotechs I've worked for. So far biotechs are still pretty good in my book. Smaller, better tech, better people, more people that truly want to help humans or other positive things. I hope it stays that way before I retire soon though.

Long term probably won't stay that way.
10550   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Sep 17, 9:17pm  

Should be 'pharma industrial complex' or 'medical industrial complex'.
10553   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 6:28am  

"I bet they were besties and did sleepovers"
10554   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 7:51am  

"Trump won! Trump won! The whole world knows Trump won! Go back to pedophile island!" Brits know better than Americans.
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/25673
10557   Booger   2021 Sep 18, 9:04am  

Ceffer says


Just passed this. I-83 in both directions below exit 24. Northern York on your way to Harrisburg PA.
10558   Tenpoundbass   2021 Sep 18, 9:34am  

just_passing_through says


I'm raising a couple of little shits myself. One part of me, wants to discipline the rowdy disruptive free spirit out of them, the other half of me realizes, we're going to need real men that Fucknuts and Commie shit birds tremble in fear when they hear their names.
"No No NO! You're jumping off the ladder all wrong! Put the tablet on the floor for your landing pad..."
10560   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 12:02pm  

DC Rally nobody is supposed to go to.



10561   Tenpoundbass   2021 Sep 18, 12:07pm  

What gets me is, I've never seen haircuts like those, or Old Navy Soyboys at any Trump rally, and I have watched every rally of his on Youtube, that I personally did not attend.
10562   Tenpoundbass   2021 Sep 18, 12:08pm  

Rolling up the Jort cuffs is some faggy shit right there. If a Real man wears Jorts, you let the threads hang low.
10563   Tenpoundbass   2021 Sep 18, 12:11pm  

100 Propagandist chasing down the one lone asshole dumb enough to go to the rally... Well, uh, no... Welp it turns out the guy was Fed over playing the part.




10564   Blue   2021 Sep 18, 12:20pm  

DhammaStep says


Plus bringing down dozen Taliban "translators" per combatant. Including all his/her relatives of few plane loads per "translator" part of making Taliban great again. Its called immigration that other wise Taliban invasion.
10565   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 12:39pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Rolling up the Jort cuffs is some faggy shit right there. If a Real man wears Jorts, you let the threads hang low.



J Edgar Hoover liked them that way. They probably used to do a gay chorus line for him in his office in the day.
10570   ForcedTQ   2021 Sep 18, 1:25pm  

Ceffer says
DC Rally nobody is supposed to go to.





All of the dumb fucks that look like douche bags. simple.
10571   Tenpoundbass   2021 Sep 18, 1:30pm  

Tenpoundbass says
100 Propagandist chasing down the one lone asshole dumb enough to go to the rally... Well, uh, no... Welp it turns out the guy was Fed over playing the part.



Funny how I intrinsically knew. That's what I inferred in my statement.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/09/breaking-armed-person-arrested-j6-rally-undercover-agent-pulls-badge-video/
10572   Tenpoundbass   2021 Sep 18, 1:31pm  

The Fucking Crapital Puleez!
10574   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 1:38pm  

LOL! Only guy arrested at DC rally was an armed undercover agent. Clowns. People who went were probably just locals and rubberneckers hoping for fireworks and free hot dogs. False flag party hosted by IHLlary, Shrubbie, and Joe, and nobody shows up.
10576   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 2:02pm  

More LOLZ from the Deep (Shallow) State Stasi clones. Matching watches?


10577   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 2:06pm  

Gaza Strip accepting Israeli vaccine refugees yet?

https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/25725
10578   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 2:10pm  

"Funny: "Treason is not treason if it is the lesser of two treasons.""
10579   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 2:15pm  

DC Robocop extras monitoring tire kickers, while down at the border....



10580   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 2:20pm  

New "I am not a robot" puzzle.
10581   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 2:28pm  

I would add: "Fight postulated treason, even if it is not true, with real treason."
10582   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 2:32pm  

I hate sociopaths who are too stupid to remember their short term lies when they have to make up cool new lies.
10583   Ceffer   2021 Sep 18, 2:35pm  

So, nothing was happening, so they started putting their hands in each others pockets and began rubbing.

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