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11330   Tenpoundbass   2021 Oct 18, 10:47pm  

OK you better sit down for this one.



11339   Ceffer   2021 Oct 19, 9:12am  

Whether or not you believe in Q, this one was spot on:
11342   richwicks   2021 Oct 19, 9:51am  

Ceffer says


It's nice to think that any of the "people" that work for the intelligence agencies are capable of self reflection. It's wrong though.

I mean, what kind of person would join the CIA if they knew anything about MKUltra, or would join the FBI if they knew about the King Suicide letters? These people are superficial, power hungry, sociopaths, and not much else.

Can anybody even THINK of the last time one of the alphabet intelligence agencies actually solved a crime, instead of framing somebody for one?
11344   Ceffer   2021 Oct 19, 10:47am  

richwicks says
Can anybody even THINK of the last time one of the alphabet intelligence agencies actually solved a crime, instead of framing somebody for one?


It's a lot of hard work to properly frame somebody. These dedicated men and women of the FBI and CIA spend countless hours cooking up lies to misdirect, establishing patsys, collecting evidence of political crimes to hide, creating false flags, and setting up frame jobs. Give credit where credit is due.

Just think of all the work it takes to frame innocent people for child porn, while aiding and abetting the real pedophiles. This is not a trivial task.

Today, they are valiantly invading the home of a Russian oligarch in order to find, seize, hide and/or destroy evidence of Crossfire Hurricane malfeasance. What heroes, letting the Dems move forward with their frauds!
11349   Ceffer   2021 Oct 19, 12:26pm  

Plea bargains, perchance? "I don't want no GITMO!"
https://t.me/praying_medic/5905

11350   Ceffer   2021 Oct 19, 12:28pm  

Soros Fecal Impaction Lori LIghtfoot with more annals of DUHHHHHHH!
https://t.me/praying_medic/5907
11352   Eric Holder   2021 Oct 19, 12:33pm  

Ceffer says


Wait, how is it possible that the batteries are now twice the price of a whole vehicle when new? Did battery prices go up?
11354   Tenpoundbass   2021 Oct 19, 1:30pm  

Eric Holder says
Wait, how is it possible that the batteries are now twice the price of a whole vehicle when new? Did battery prices go up?


The batteries are on the very bottom of the car. So everything has to be removed to replace the batteries. It's like disassembling and then reassembling the whole car.
11355   Eric Holder   2021 Oct 19, 1:46pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Eric Holder says
Wait, how is it possible that the batteries are now twice the price of a whole vehicle when new? Did battery prices go up?


The batteries are on the very bottom of the car. So everything has to be removed to replace the batteries. It's like disassembling and then reassembling the whole car.


Makes sense. But that would be labor cost, not cost of the battery.
11356   HeadSet   2021 Oct 19, 4:33pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Eric Holder says
Wait, how is it possible that the batteries are now twice the price of a whole vehicle when new? Did battery prices go up?


The batteries are on the very bottom of the car. So everything has to be removed to replace the batteries. It's like disassembling and then reassembling the whole car.

Also, the cars initial purchase may have been subsidized by the national government, but no subsidy for replacement batteries.
11360   AmericanKulak   2021 Oct 19, 8:18pm  

The Left-Corporate Alliance wants to destroy America, and anything like the pre-Mid 60s America, even the 80s.

That they loathe more than anything: Heterosexual Two Parent Families, Chuck Norris Action Flicks, Blue Collar Whites living in the Suburbs and Saving Money.

Listen to any Lefist's tone when they say "Rugged Individualism"

And the Corporations want to rent everything. Atomized Individuals renting Sleeping Pods and eating Bugs is more profitable than Families living in 5 acre ranchettes and being 50% self-sufficient in Food with stay-at-home moms running civil society, instead of blue haired tranny 'community activists' paid $12/hr by Soros to run the community.

Or soon enough, "Good Person Points"
11362   Ceffer   2021 Oct 19, 10:21pm  

Zuck plans to rename Facebook 'DarpaFucksGotYou', and says they have a whole new raft of psyops altruism traps (including cute puppies) to get people to rat themselves, their associates, their belief systems, and their politics out to the Great Socialist Paradise.
11367   Ceffer   2021 Oct 20, 11:05am  

'Nother LOL! Russian Shadenfreude.

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