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11791   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 4:28pm  

I would add:

War on Terror

* There was no "infield" - we continued to import "Visa Express" from the Middle East the highest risk areas and still do
* Never predicated US Aid/Protection on Support for Terror
* Did exactly what AQ wanted: Send in ground troops in large numbers
* Accept the Doable, practical Good instead of the Perfect - trying to recreate Western Liberal Democracy in places like Iraq and Afghanistan.
* Didn't even secure the oil for ourselves

War on Drugs:

Either let them kill themselves, or kill them for second possession, never mind dealers or users, and spare them the suffering.
Half-assed civil forfeiture on Suspected Drug Cash, invasion of financial privacy (now $600), and meaningless sentences don't do shit but harass the people.
11793   richwicks   2021 Nov 11, 9:08pm  

Patrick says
The buildings and the flags look right, but the palm tree seems unlikely.


Good catch. I didn't notice it.

Remember, EVERYBODY lies to you, and people innocently pass it on.
11797   HeadSet   2021 Nov 12, 11:32am  

Tenpoundbass says





You did not fly high enough to check.
11798   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2021 Nov 12, 11:39am  

richwicks says
Remember, EVERYBODY lies to you, and people innocently pass it on.


Nobody loves me, but my mother, And she could me jivin' too.
11799   HeadSet   2021 Nov 12, 12:01pm  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says
Nobody loves me, but my mother, And she could me jivin' too.

Maybe she is not even your mother.....
11802   Tenpoundbass   2021 Nov 13, 10:14am  

HeadSet says
You did not fly high enough to check.


Sure he did, if the horizon ended three or four counties over, and he couldn't see clear across the Atlantic ocean, then it proved that the world is round.
Even in a jet 30,000 feet you should never be able to see the horizon, it should go on for as far as the eye could see. But it does not, it disappears about 20 to 30 miles.
11803   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 13, 12:03pm  

It would also be very easy to prove a flat earth with minimal HAM radio equipment.

And even easier with Radar. Put a Radar on top of a volcano in Hawaii, and you should be able to "See" Aircraft take off in Tokyo, limited only by the Power of the Array.

Since there was no curvature... and nothing but the Pacific between the two...
11804   Patrick   2021 Nov 13, 6:24pm  





i don’t mean to sound pompous or anything, but if this really needs explaining, then i don’t think most people on twitter could probably pass kittengarten…


https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/kitten-corner-choices/comments
11805   HeadSet   2021 Nov 13, 6:45pm  

I relation to the above poster - it is not "manipulation and abuse," it is extortion.
11820   Ceffer   2021 Nov 14, 5:32pm  

Ludicrousness of MSM and captured news/science is becoming epic. How come they haven't blamed Jan.6 patriots for children's heart problems yet?
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/28718
11821   HeadSet   2021 Nov 14, 6:43pm  

Increases in maternal heat exposure? Funny since most Americans spend most of their time in climate controlled environments. And even so, that would mean Florida would historically have higher congenital heart defects than New York. This article's intended audience are the absolute morons. Certainly The Smithsonian cannot believe this.
11823   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 14, 10:35pm  

"Unity! Middle Class back in power, after the Shitlord Leader is gone with his mean tweets! It'll be all about affordability and mending fences, you despicable Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic barbarians, especially you White Parent Bitches in the Suburb! Let's Unify!"
11827   Patrick   2021 Nov 14, 11:29pm  

https://www.breitbart.com/news/johnson-johnson-plans-to-split-into-two-companies/

Johnson & Johnson plans to split into two companies


Are they both going to be called Johnson?

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