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12196   Tenpoundbass   2021 Dec 5, 7:42am  

Truth Bomb



12197   Patrick   2021 Dec 5, 10:46am  

That's absolutely true.

Everything that leftists say about white people is the same as what the Nazis said about Jews.
12198   clambo   2021 Dec 5, 10:50am  

Patrick says
That's absolutely true.

Everything that leftists say about white people is the same as what the Nazis said about Jews.


They also say it about the rich: “the one percent.”

It seems being white and rich means you’re damned forever.
12199   Ceffer   2021 Dec 5, 11:14am  

The Gaslighting Force is powerful in this one:
12201   Onvacation   2021 Dec 5, 11:48am  

Ceffer says
The Gaslighting Force

"Winter Vagina", Really?

I DuckDucked it and came up with some pictures for the sexy thread.
12202   Ceffer   2021 Dec 5, 12:07pm  

Onvacation says
"Winter Vagina", Really?

Maybe some low level 5G radiation to make them all tingly in their private parts post vax and turn them into nymphomaniacs who fuck themselves to death. That's as credible as any of the other POS MSM fake news stories to cover for the Vax pathologies.
12203   Ceffer   2021 Dec 5, 12:33pm  

"She started expelling clots from her bagina and then keeled over from a pulmonary embolus. That winter bagina is bad news. She's lucky she had the vax and booster, or she might have died a worse death from Covid."
12204   Ceffer   2021 Dec 5, 1:15pm  

Omicron isolated:
12205   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Dec 5, 1:18pm  

Ceffer says
Omicron isolated:


Not diverse enough!!! Omicron is racist!!! Literally Ray Cis!!!
12206   Booger   2021 Dec 5, 2:25pm  

12207   Tenpoundbass   2021 Dec 5, 5:18pm  

Booger says


For down here in South Florida, that's cheaper than Publix without Joe Biden. We're seeing $17 to $25 lb on beef in the cheap stores now.
12208   Booger   2021 Dec 5, 6:02pm  

12209   Booger   2021 Dec 5, 6:02pm  

12210   Booger   2021 Dec 5, 6:08pm  

Another gas pump:

12211   Ceffer   2021 Dec 5, 6:18pm  

12212   Ceffer   2021 Dec 5, 6:23pm  

12213   Ceffer   2021 Dec 5, 6:25pm  

12217   Ceffer   2021 Dec 5, 11:29pm  

Aung San: "We have a hundred shipping containers full of children and ten tons of heroin for you at the port. And, thank Mr. Soros for his election assistance! There's lots more where that came from!"



https://t.me/Absolute1776/4778
12221   Tenpoundbass   2021 Dec 6, 7:49am  

To which they will Atone!



12223   zzyzzx   2021 Dec 6, 8:10am  

12224   zzyzzx   2021 Dec 6, 8:15am  

12232   Patrick   2021 Dec 6, 9:41am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/bob-dole-switches-to-democrat-party?source=patrick.net


RUSSELL, KS—Former Senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole has passed away at 98, marking his transition from a lifelong Republican to a reliable Democrat voter.

"Bob Dole was an American hero and a patriot," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "We are grateful for his service to the country, and we welcome him to the Democrat Party as a faithful Democrat voter for the rest of time."

According to sources, Bob Dole has already endorsed every local, state, and federal candidate with a "D" after their name, and will continue to support them via mail-in ballot for the foreseeable future.

Bob Dole's father, Doran Ray Dole, also a proud Democrat supporter, is proud to be joined by his son in voting for Democrats as well.

Bob Dole is survived by his wife Elizabeth, who is expected to endorse the Democrat presidential candidate in the 2032 election.

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