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12221   Tenpoundbass   2021 Dec 6, 7:49am  

To which they will Atone!



12223   zzyzzx   2021 Dec 6, 8:10am  

12224   zzyzzx   2021 Dec 6, 8:15am  

12232   Patrick   2021 Dec 6, 9:41am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/bob-dole-switches-to-democrat-party?source=patrick.net


RUSSELL, KS—Former Senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole has passed away at 98, marking his transition from a lifelong Republican to a reliable Democrat voter.

"Bob Dole was an American hero and a patriot," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "We are grateful for his service to the country, and we welcome him to the Democrat Party as a faithful Democrat voter for the rest of time."

According to sources, Bob Dole has already endorsed every local, state, and federal candidate with a "D" after their name, and will continue to support them via mail-in ballot for the foreseeable future.

Bob Dole's father, Doran Ray Dole, also a proud Democrat supporter, is proud to be joined by his son in voting for Democrats as well.

Bob Dole is survived by his wife Elizabeth, who is expected to endorse the Democrat presidential candidate in the 2032 election.
12240   Tenpoundbass   2021 Dec 6, 12:17pm  

I like telling them, I don't have to do my own research, the internet done made my mind up for me.

Jut to let them know their propaganda has backfired royally!
12242   Hircus   2021 Dec 6, 4:22pm  

12243   Ceffer   2021 Dec 6, 4:30pm  

LOL! No honor amongst motherfuckers. "You enjoyed the silver, so don't complain about going under the bus. It could have been the bullet."
https://t.me/c/1315127140/27110?source=patrick.net
12244   richwicks   2021 Dec 6, 5:27pm  

Ceffer says
LOL! No honor amongst motherfuckers. "You enjoyed the silver, so don't complain about going under the bus. It could have been the bullet."


Nothing is going to happen. Time and time again CNN has been caught outright fabricating "news" but it's still on the air.
12245   Ceffer   2021 Dec 6, 6:47pm  

12246   richwicks   2021 Dec 6, 6:59pm  

HunterTits says
richwicks says
Nothing is going to happen. Time and time again CNN has been caught outright fabricating "news" but it's still on the air.


Yeah? They fired him. So much for 'nothing will happen'.


This is just done to make it appear something was done. He's just another fucking propagandist, there's 1000 that can replace him.

He ONLY got his job because his brother was governor. Do you know what Chris Cuomo's education is? He's an attorney. How did he end up as a talking head on teeveee? MOST talking heads have no journalistic experience or qualifications. Name a SINGLE STORY that any major talking head has ever broken?

Their job is misinformation and lying to you. Their job is propaganda. So Chris Cuomo is gone - so what? Is Anderson Cooper gone? How about Rachael Maddow? Joy Reid? Jeffrey Toobin? Sean Hannity? All these people are totally full of shit. They have no compunction about repeating ANY LIE at all. They lie to start wars, they lie to get people to take untested drugs, they lie to get people to invest in horrible investments, they lie protect corrupt criminals in our government. Nothing is going to change.

CNN isn't going to become actual news, ever. EVER. They'll be funded by probably Northrup Grumman and Lockheed Martin, Pfizer, and Jansen and Jansen - FOREVER.

So Chris Cuomo is no longer effective enough as a propagandist, CNN needs to pretend they have "standards". Cuomo doesn't need the job anyhow.

HunterTits says
This is because CNN is under new management and Zucker couldn't save Cuomo.


It's because Andrew Cuomo is no longer governor or NY. They're probably busy building up their mafia network as a family unit again.

Chris Cuomo even said he didn't want the job. He was there to protect his brother, when his brother no longer needed protection, his job was perfunctory.
12248   richwicks   2021 Dec 6, 10:37pm  

HunterTits says
richwicks says

This is just done to make it appear something was done. He's just another fucking propagandist, there's 1000 that can replace him.


He's suing them. Seems like something was done.


I think that's typical. It's just a way to get a severance. These people nickle and dime for a living.

I'm saying, I'd be enormously surprised if CNN gives a shit about restoring their credibility. This is throwing a dog a bone. This is to PRETEND that they give a fuck about being credible and is a bandaid. Instead of them firing people who lie, who cover for corruption politicians, and criminals in government, getting rid of Chris Cuomo just gives you the HOPE that's what they are doing.

They are propagandists. They are strategically throwing him under the bus to have the veneer there's consequences for being a lying piece of shit, protecting criminals in our government. This is only happening because Andrew is no longer governor. Now that it doesn't matter, they can get rid of him.
12250   Ceffer   2021 Dec 7, 1:15am  

HunterTits says
He's suing them. Seems like something was done.


Useful idiots just never go peacefully into that good night after you have pumped them up. They refuse to register that they are now useless. That's why you have to shoot them while they are still talking.
12251   Ceffer   2021 Dec 7, 1:20am  

12252   Ceffer   2021 Dec 7, 1:24am  

Play a joke on your girl friend or wife, and tell them a home PCR test is a pregnancy test. This one was done with tap water.


12253   zzyzzx   2021 Dec 7, 8:03am  

12254   zzyzzx   2021 Dec 7, 8:03am  

12255   Tenpoundbass   2021 Dec 7, 8:18am  

Weird timing, the end of this video was still playing while I clicked on this thread. I read your Fuck Off at the same time as the last word on this vid was spoken.


Here's done with debate putting them on notice.

12256   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Dec 7, 9:02am  

Ceffer says
a home PCR test


That's a thin layer chromatography test but I get the joke. I think it's been played on me before.
12258   Patrick   2021 Dec 7, 10:42am  

Tenpoundbass says
Weird timing, the end of this video was still playing while I clicked on this thread. I read your Fuck Off at the same time as the last word on this vid was spoken.


Here's done with debate putting them on notice.


@FarmersWon I am proud of this Sikh. I wish there were millions like him doing that at every "hospital" trying to inject children with an experiment.

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