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13065   Eric Holder   2022 Jan 13, 1:54pm  

Patrick says


LOL, in the summer of 2020 I had the audacity to fall asleep on the beach in Cardiff. Woke up to a lecture from a fucking lifeguard who walked half a fucking mile from his perch to inform me that I can't sleep, lie down or even sit while on the beach because of Covid and that I must either start walking/running/swimming/surfing or GTFO.
13076   richwicks   2022 Jan 13, 9:26pm  

Ceffer says


Haha, I think it's more likely that sun would explode before Monday before I saw our government and the criminal syndicate that runs it tell the truth.
13078   Ceffer   2022 Jan 13, 10:45pm  

richwicks says
Haha, I think it's more likely that sun would explode before Monday before I saw our government and the criminal syndicate that runs it tell the truth.



Yeah, there's a whole information industry now based on dangling the hopium carrot. It's always just next week or next month etc. Only worthwhile sharing in case that beyond some reasonable hope, it actually happens and one can go WTF!
13079   Patrick   2022 Jan 14, 12:20am  

https://therightscoop.com/watch-rubio-makes-epic-statement-about-january-6th-that-dems-are-sure-to-hate/?source=patrick.net


Here’s part of what Rubio said:

I don’t care how many candlelight vigils and musical performances you have from the cast of Hamilton, you’re not going to convince most normal and sane people that our government last year was almost overthrown by a guy wearing a Viking hat and speedos.
13081   Patrick   2022 Jan 14, 10:09am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-ceo-condemns-scotus-ruling-as-a-clear-violation-of-our-constitutional-right-to-billions-in-profits?source=patrick.net





NEW YORK, NY—Responding to a 6-3 SCOTUS decision striking down President Biden's unconstitutional vaccine mandate, Pfizer's CEO Albert Bourla took to CNN to condemn the ruling, which he says "violates our God-given constitutional right to produce experimental drugs and use the full power of government to force the entire population to inject them into their bodies."

"I know private citizens are supposed to have rights," said Bourla, "but what about the right of corrupt, multi-billion-dollar mega-corporations that are in bed with governments all around the world? What about our right to make billions and billions of dollars by forcing you to take a drug, even if you don't need it and it kills you? I thought this was AMERICA!"

Bourla confirmed that if everyone on earth isn't forced to take his new upcoming Omicron vaccine, he may not be able to afford his next payment on his flying yacht, which also doubles as a casino and brothel.

"Have some empathy for drug company CEOs like me," he said.

Dr. Fauci concurred with Bourla's opinion and announced that his next engineered virus will be much stronger in order to compel more people to take the vaccine. Pfizer's stock fully recovered within minutes of the announcement.
13084   Ceffer   2022 Jan 14, 11:29am  

Insurance companies bailing out on Vax lab casualties again.
https://t.me/c/1315127140/49735?source=patrick.net
13092   Ceffer   2022 Jan 14, 10:38pm  

Who needs drones when you have micowave towers all over the place that will lay down a pulse over an area to boil lungs and brains, and can target specific individuals with delivered blasts next to their heads based on their phone numbers
13099   Bd6r   2022 Jan 15, 11:16am  

13100   Bd6r   2022 Jan 15, 11:17am  

13101   Bd6r   2022 Jan 15, 11:18am  

13102   Bd6r   2022 Jan 15, 11:19am  

13103   Bd6r   2022 Jan 15, 11:19am  

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